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Once walked from BOD to Hazlehead at 5am one Saturday morning whilst off my face on Ectos. After a night in town, I went back to a flat in BOD with a female, did the deed and then left after swiping her knickers. Spent a fair bit of the walk home scooping the pink lacy treasure from my pocket and ingesting a massive inhale of fishy goodness.

Mummy finally gone to bed?

Should get one of these

So what’s the qualification for this? Where you were born? Where you grew up? Where you lived most of your life? Where you live now?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13341993/Premier-League-stars-arrested-suspicion-assault-rape-outside-clubs-stadium-police-raid.html Let the rumours commence…(it’s always usually someone shite you haven’t heard of)

They beat us 2-0 on the 28th of Feb and beat Hibs 2-1 on the 6th of April.

Not going to lie Quagmire, I'd probably pick the Tranny over Martha.

What’s his favourite shape of pasta?

Loved The Golden Girls

Baby Reindeer. Thought it was excellent. 8/10. Warning. Trans Tits.

Probably because it clashed with Celtic v Livingston or some shite.

Guess 3 of the others were Edinburgh derbies. Wonder what the other one was?

Sorry, thought it was the Latest Purchase Thread