Captain Caveman

He knows his Lino from his underlay

And you’re a prick

I’d love to see bri & Parky meet pipes to put their points to him in person

As long as she doesn’t smell like a weegie

I reckon Rob Wicks will be the new ceo

every loser wins

Another stray appears

Sites now full of central belt rejects

After 12 years in the Middle East I moved to Amsterdam in April this year.
First week here, got invited to a party and smoked my first joint in about 20 years.
After about 20 mins I felt very ill and went home and had to go to bed and slept for 15 hours straight.
Weed does not agree with me. Strictly powder and pills from now on.

You work in Finance styro?

It’s that time of the year when we celebrate all that’s great in our fucked up little community. Firstly thanks to the hat legend that is @RAZOR for passing the reigns over. If you could do one last thing and pop up the previous LA award winners.

Winners shall be announced at 8PM on 24/12/19. One vote per category please.


Lifetime achievement award

Best tipster

Worst tipster

Best thread

Best ongoing dispute between posters

Biggest caner (who does excess the best)

Best picture (posted not watched)

Most argumentative poster

Biggest tosser

Most improved poster

Best newcomer

Biggest snowflake

Poster you’d most like to go get smashed with

Funniest moment you had in 2019( tell us your best moment) editors prize for best story

Finally the big 3 for the 1st one thanks to the mods for agreeing.

Poster you’d most like to have their ban removed. Choose from Tup, Rocket or Rumpus

Worst poster

Best poster

You’re fooling no cunt with the nice guy routine you old cunt

It’s Tups bar

You’re an attention seeking old arsehole

Talk about your Black Friday Deal - 14" I7 Iaptop with Backlit Keyboard for £530; with the option to pay monthly interest free for 24 months.
 
Happy Xmas
 
https://www.laptopou...256-gb-ssd.html

Pay monthly LOL

Fuckoff you pair of aids ridden pricks

Pricks.
If you want a tour of Aberdeen give us a shout. Think me and Poods are the only toonsers on here.

steady on cunto, despite being over run and bored to tears with strays still plenty of us Aberdeen lads left.