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#11311 OFFLINE   Redforever86

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Posted Yesterday, 07:03 PM

pointless trying to explain to a failed newsagent

 

So it's not just dj'ing you failed at.

 

Enjoy your 9-5, 28 days holiday, 27k a year dire pointless life.


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#11312 OFFLINE   Redforever86

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Posted Yesterday, 07:04 PM

Flights to France for October. Terrific.

 

France is ruined by the fact it's full of French cunts.


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#11313 OFFLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted Yesterday, 07:07 PM

France is ruined by the fact it's full of French cunts.


True, Paris is a terrible place full of cunts, and it stinks.

I'll be off the beaten track, just lazing around an old farmhouse in a secluded location relaxing and drinking wine all day every day. Perhaps the odd cycle and swim in the lake.
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#11314 OFFLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted Yesterday, 07:19 PM

True, Paris is a terrible place full of cunts, and it stinks.

I'll be off the beaten track, just lazing around an old farmhouse in a secluded location relaxing and drinking wine all day every day. Perhaps the odd cycle and swim in the lake.


Do some sex, in a haystack, in a barn with some french lady wearing fishnets, and a string of garlic around her neck
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TPFKATGLA 


#11315 OFFLINE   reekie_dock

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Posted Yesterday, 07:22 PM

Do some sex, in a haystack, in a barn with some french lady wearing fishnets, and a string of garlic around her neck


Stick a Baguette in dry as well
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#11316 OFFLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted Yesterday, 07:28 PM

^^ Both sound rather splendid. Will see if there's a local hussy willing to participate.
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#11317 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted Yesterday, 07:53 PM

^^ Both sound rather splendid. Will see if there's a local hussy willing to participate.


Wear gloves when you're chatting her up.

Big ones.
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#11318 OFFLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted Yesterday, 08:16 PM

Wear gloves when you're chatting her up.

Big ones.


Terrible advice. They wouldn't fit.
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#11319 OFFLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted Yesterday, 08:20 PM

Wear gloves when you're chatting her up.

Big ones.


Pretend he’s Jim Leighton?
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#11320 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted Yesterday, 08:57 PM

Terrible advice. They wouldn't fit.


Baseball catchers mitt.

One on each of your Trump paws.

She won't be expecting that.
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#11321 ONLINE   Ke1t

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Posted Yesterday, 09:05 PM

Best baseball mitt related scene. 

 

In context, the big guy is a 10 year old, and she knows it... 

 


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#11322 OFFLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted Yesterday, 09:06 PM

Baseball catchers mitt.

One on each of your Trump paws.

She won't be expecting that.


Not expecting rape either but those are the breaks.
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#11323 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted Yesterday, 09:49 PM

Bloke posts an innocent picture which includes his hand and its a lifetime of abuse about how small they are.

 

Love this place.

 

 

It WAS a tiny wee hand though. Jeremy beadle has a small cock etc..,


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#11324 OFFLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted Yesterday, 10:33 PM

Bloke posts an innocent picture which includes his hand and its a lifetime of abuse about how small they are.

Love this place.


It WAS a tiny wee hand though. Jeremy beadle has a small cock etc..,


Small hands means...



...your cock looks better when wanking.

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