Reed or deed Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: If you have a car but no running water then you won't be able to wash it nor top up the fluids that require water. They wash their cars with dust in that places. Oil, power steer fluid, clutch fluid, brake fluid is all you need for a succesful car.Glycol for windscreen wash if you must. Water is optional. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 1 minute ago, Reed or deed said: They wash their cars with dust in that places. Oil, power steer fluid, clutch fluid, brake fluid is all you need for a succesful car.Glycol for windscreen wash if you must. Water is optional. Im not sure ,matey. If you're living in a place where you have to walk 50 miles for water then the nearest Halfords is going to be a right fair trek. 2 Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: Im not sure ,matey. If you're living in a place where you have to walk 50 miles for water then the nearest Halfords is going to be a right fair trek. Not in a vauxhall viva estate it’s not. ? Plus, the roads won’t be busy. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Just now, Reed or deed said: Not in a vauxhall viva estate it’s not. ? Plus, the roads won’t be busy. What dreams are made of. Vinyl seat coverings. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Blokes meeting each other for breakfast. Dearie, dearie fucking me. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Blokes meeting each other for breakfast. Dearie, dearie fucking me. It does seem a strange thing to do. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 53 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Blokes meeting each other for breakfast. Dearie, dearie fucking me. Breakfast Mountain. Great film. 3 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 2 minutes ago, Roberto said: Just saw these. No different to meeting a pal for lunch and beers for the fitba. We had a pint and a bacon roll. So you met for a pint, and had a bite to eat . I wouldn't call that meeting for breakfast. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 5 minutes ago, Roberto said: Just saw these. No different to meeting a pal for lunch and beers for the fitba. We had a pint and a bacon roll. Did you have a nice chat as well? Wee catch up? ? Link to comment
Zeus Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Folk who moan about fireworks Have posted this previously but relevant again just now Edit:bit of irony on my part. Moaning about moaning ? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 38 minutes ago, Roberto said: It was breakfast (11am). If it was lunch, I would say we met up for lunch. Aye and then we went back to his and had sex. ? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 34 minutes ago, Roberto said: If it was lunch, I would say we met up for lunch. Should've just said you met for a pint. I had a bag of peanuts in the boozer last week, does that mean I met up for a bag of peanuts? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 I had a shit in a pub last week. Does that mean I met up for a shit? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 5 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: berties strugglin Not for breakfast dates tho 1 Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Climate change is a fact, it’s what to do next is what the debate should be about. However, idiots like Greta and the Greens that call for an immediate end to fossil fuels and oil companies etc are as deluded as the climate change deniers - just at the the opposite end of the spectrum. They have no answers for a solution, but are quite happy to have all the benefits that having a carbon based modern lifestyle brings. If you told these types that they’d not be able to enjoy the middle-class lifestyle they have been accustomed to, no gap years or foreign travel, no electronics or plastics in their home, no coffee shipped thousands of miles across the globe and paying much much more for everything while earning less than they do today, they’d fucking shit themselves. Whilst I’m no eco-warrior, I’m like Boof where I’d like to do my bit where I can but there also needs to be something in it for me I.e financially. I’m considering an electric car as our next family car, but only because it would be cheaper to lease it from pre-tax salary sacrifice. I offset my carbon emissions, but only because it doesn’t cost that much as my employer pays half. I’d be up for getting solar panels, but waiting for the Government to introduce some better incentives as they payback time is just too long at the moment. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Ctrl-Alt-Delete your account you shit-fingered wankstain. 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: Climate change is a fact, it’s what to do next is what the debate should be about. However, idiots like Greta and the Greens that call for an immediate end to fossil fuels and oil companies etc are as deluded as the climate change deniers - just at the the opposite end of the spectrum. They have no answers for a solution, but are quite happy to have all the benefits that having a carbon based modern lifestyle brings. If you told these types that they’d not be able to enjoy the middle-class lifestyle they have been accustomed to, no gap years or foreign travel, no electronics or plastics in their home, no coffee shipped thousands of miles across the globe and paying much much more for everything while earning less than they do today, they’d fucking shit themselves. Whilst I’m no eco-warrior, I’m like Boof where I’d like to do my bit where I can but there also needs to be something in it for me I.e financially. I’m considering an electric car as our next family car, but only because it would be cheaper to lease it from pre-tax salary sacrifice. I offset my carbon emissions, but only because it doesn’t cost that much as my employer pays half. I’d be up for getting solar panels, but waiting for the Government to introduce some better incentives as they payback time is just too long at the moment. #meandehboof Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 “Look at me, being all environmental and considering getting an electric car.” Fuck off. What is this, 2013? Link to comment
Oregon Red Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: Climate change is a fact, it’s what to do next is what the debate should be about. However, idiots like Greta and the Greens that call for an immediate end to fossil fuels and oil companies etc are as deluded as the climate change deniers - just at the the opposite end of the spectrum. They have no answers for a solution, but are quite happy to have all the benefits that having a carbon based modern lifestyle brings. If you told these types that they’d not be able to enjoy the middle-class lifestyle they have been accustomed to, no gap years or foreign travel, no electronics or plastics in their home, no coffee shipped thousands of miles across the globe and paying much much more for everything while earning less than they do today, they’d fucking shit themselves. Whilst I’m no eco-warrior, I’m like Boof where I’d like to do my bit where I can but there also needs to be something in it for me I.e financially. I’m considering an electric car as our next family car, but only because it would be cheaper to lease it from pre-tax salary sacrifice. I offset my carbon emissions, but only because it doesn’t cost that much as my employer pays half. I’d be up for getting solar panels, but waiting for the Government to introduce some better incentives as they payback time is just too long at the moment. 100% this. Reasonable, we have to keep our environment as clean as possible and protect certain areas ( got it good here in Oregon ), but it would be insane and probably lead to mass deaths to cut off carbon in this modern society. Literally almost everything is made from it or transported using it. I am a working class bloke , I do not want to go back to virtual serfdom, which would happen should most carbon based things be abolished. The rich will always be OK. The rest of us would be in a very bad way. As for electric vehicles. Think i will get one next year. Cheaper Tesla probably, unless the Ford F-150 electric truck is good. Petrol is getting a bit dear. $3.70 a gallon here Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 4 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: “Look at me, being all environmental and considering getting an electric car.” Fuck off. What is this, 2013? Still, I could identify myself as a compete fucking tosser by calling a car a ‘whip’. What a fuckin beaut you are Brian. 2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 50 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: Still, I could identify myself as a compete fucking tosser by calling a car a ‘whip’. What a fuckin beaut you are Brian. If it’s good enough for my main man Tim Westwood, it’s good enough for me. Your opinion is irrelevant. 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Cop26. Everything about it. Fuck off Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 36 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Cop26. Everything about it. Fuck off Yep. Brutal for the minions trying to go about their daily lives in the weeg atm. Folk can't even access the streets they live in or get to work without big diversions. Fuck politicians. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 56 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Cop26. Everything about it. Fuck off You a coal merchant, by any chance? 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 I absolutely love having Scotland the centre of the world for once. It's great. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 55 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Yep. Brutal for the minions trying to go about their daily lives in the weeg atm. Folk can't even access the streets they live in or get to work without big diversions. Fuck politicians. It's a pain in the arse. They could have done it over Skype or Microsoft Teams Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 29 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: It's a pain in the arse. They could have done it over Skype or Microsoft Teams Should have hosted it out of the way of everyone at the bottom o one of those Bitcoin mines. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Women explaining shit gets on my fucking wick. There's a thing lezzas like to say, 'Mansplaining', which is when a guy explains something that a chick may or may not already know. "Oh, hey, thanks for mansplaining how to use an angle-grinder', they'll say sarcastically.. as if they already fucking knew what an angle grinder is, never mind how to use one properly. They didn't know... none of them fucking know...which is why they'll always let you explain how it works before saying, "I already knew that"... aye, did you fuck. At least when a guy explains something he gets to the point. 'Here's how it works, Any questions?' Done. Explained. You look on Youtube for any kind of recipe, though, and you have these wittering fucking cunts banging on about how, "My family LOVES this beef stew, especially when the cold weather starts to..." ...just fucking tell me how many carrots I need, you fucking inane cunt! I don't care if your family DOES love to get out in the Winter and walk down snowy paths with Jacky-Boy your Golden Retriever... who you found as a puppy abandoned by the side of the road... and your Labradoodle mix who you just HAVE to tell us a funny story about... when I'm standing here waiting for you to get around to FINALLY fucking telling me what to set the gas to, you bitch... you fucking bitch... You fucking bitch. 3 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 I’ve got a bird fae South America volunteering here, academically clever but I presume back home she had servants, cause after watching her try to use a potato peeler and put glasses in the dish washer the wrong way round I’ve decided she has the domestic skills of a pissed Harvey Price. Yet she laughs at me when I repeat things to her like she’s a five year old. Link to comment
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