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cheesepipes

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#1947831 Coronavirus

Posted by cheesepipes on 28 May 2020 - 10:23 AM

It also explains why Spain are getting to reopen.
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#1947829 Coronavirus

Posted by cheesepipes on 28 May 2020 - 10:22 AM

It also explains why Spain are getting to reopen.
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#1947825 Coronavirus

Posted by cheesepipes on 28 May 2020 - 10:18 AM

Makes me think its been created to destroy the white man.

This whole BAME bollocks getting it tight is just those cunts feeling left out.

Like the Coronavirus MOBOs.
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#1947497 In The News

Posted by cheesepipes on 27 May 2020 - 02:52 PM

Butchers is ace, get a good night out in Inverurie, used to be a regular at Spangles, quality place.


Not for the Harry Potter lookalike wanting the IPA tasting notes menu and a pair of Hi Tech Silver Shadows twinned with a brown corduroy trouser.

"oh Matthew, these people are just awful, im going home. Mums made me a trifle"
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#1947346 Pet Hates

Posted by cheesepipes on 27 May 2020 - 09:46 AM

It amazes me what people can get tribal over.
 
 
 
It's chipper btw.


The Afc-chat Big 3.

Chipper/chippy

Rowie/Roll

Supper/Tea

I put the correct answers first.

But disgusting slander has been handed out on all 3 topics.
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#1947284 Pet Hates

Posted by cheesepipes on 26 May 2020 - 10:39 PM

Chippy is bent.

"ooh i really fancy a chippy before we engage in poo poo sex Nigel"

Or

"lets get a fucking chipper Doreen, yer cooking is atrocious and you'll be sucking my cock for pudding".

Glad to clear things up once and for all.
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#1946736 Coronavirus

Posted by cheesepipes on 25 May 2020 - 08:49 PM

Just like to stick up for people when I see the clique trying to gang up on them. I stick up for people. I'm a good cunt like that.


Nobody ganged up on anybody you dramatic fairy.
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#1946718 Coronavirus

Posted by cheesepipes on 25 May 2020 - 08:31 PM

I Think he can stick up for himself, m8.


Whats it to you, you fucking jew.
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#1946593 Coronavirus

Posted by cheesepipes on 25 May 2020 - 05:22 PM

He sounds fucking terrific to be honest.
What's his views on Rosemary tea?


Hes ex army, got blootered by an auld mannie in the Cloverleaf (rip) and went with the "it was a lucky punch" routine.

Situation completely started by him aswell, the old darts player just finished it.

Id heard the trained killer routine a few times after he got drunk on 3 pints and could see it was clearly bullshit. This just proved it perfectly.

Scarpered out the forces when the Iraq shit was about to get serious so hes a couple of tours scratching about villages in Kosovo and thats about it.

The way he still goes on about it youd think he took Bin Laden, Big Saddam and the top man Adolf in a royal rumble style event all by himself.

A fraud.

And a penis.
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#1946520 Coronavirus

Posted by cheesepipes on 25 May 2020 - 03:09 PM

We've an arsehole runner in the family.

Ok, you run, its fine. Its fast walking over a long distance we know that already.

Any conversation is brought into running within 60 seconds of meeting him. Even if there was a mass tragic event im sure it would still be weaseled in.

Anyway, marathon round the garden for the NHS was their big one.

Ok, do it, post the time if you really have too and give your donation.

We dont need a video of your garden, its just grass, we dont need a picture of your trainers the night before beside gel packs and we dont want updates.

We just want yous all to die in your sleep.

All this is me not even on Facebook but getting minimal snippets from my sperms.
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#1946379 Coronavirus

Posted by cheesepipes on 25 May 2020 - 10:44 AM

This is why I am not on social media


Or how about.

Ive tagged 10 strong beautiful mothers.

Post 10 self indulgent all about me photos for 10 days to show your support for the NHS.

Ps dont be offended if i didnt tag you i know so many beautiful mothers.



Well, you're not beautiful, you're an absolute pig, you're a cokehead who fucks behind her husbands back, your husband hates you and fucks hookers on lads trips, you're a weak mental wreck that struggles to dress herself in the morning, youve got feet like a hobbit, your kids look like the product of beastiality, you got gangbanged at a house party when you were 14 and you the one with the facial hair should do everyone a favour and fuck off and live isolated in a forest.

10 strong mothers my fucking arsehole.

Cunts
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#1946165 Coronavirus

Posted by cheesepipes on 24 May 2020 - 05:50 PM

No cunt is adhering to 2meters once the booze n ching kicks in.
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#1945988 Hat Cliques

Posted by cheesepipes on 24 May 2020 - 11:34 AM

40 deg C outside.

Pool vibes.

Sitting in the spare room annoying AFC fans all day.
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#1944164 How do you take your hot drinks?

Posted by cheesepipes on 20 May 2020 - 12:48 PM

Like your men


Like the classic British man will be within 2 generations.

Black as the Ace of Spades kicking all these limp wristed nancy boys shitless who hate their genitals and demanded more yellow eyed refugees be given unrestricted access to our once proud island.
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#1942327 Sportscene

Posted by cheesepipes on 16 May 2020 - 02:31 PM

We're supposedly meant to have came on leaps n bounds as sportsman/athletes yet our team mid 80s made up of working class men who enjoyed a dance on a Saturday night would absolutely destroy any modern team.

I include your faggot heavy PSGs Barcas etc etc in that statement.
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