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#61 OFFLINE   Hoppy

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Posted 21 August 2019 - 07:43 PM

May has completed Tetris.


May once counted to infinity, twice.
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#62 OFFLINE   ddia

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Posted 21 August 2019 - 09:51 PM

I drove to Kilmarnock when they had that petrol strike and you couldn’t get any.

Garages restricted you to £10. However I got a tip off that if you went to ASDA you could just stop and fire another £10 etc

Guy was surprised when my bill was £80 or whatever as nobody was allowed over a tenner, told him to either take my £80 or fucking siphon it out of my car.

Think we got beat if I recall.

 

 

So much wrong with this post it's difficult knowing where to start.

 

You drove from Aberdeen to Kilmarnock during a petrol strike/ rationing to watch a game of football you don't remember?

 

The last time petrol was rationed in Scotland was 1973, so who tipped you off that Asda would give you petrol: Doc Brown in his DeLorean?

 

What did he say? "Follow me to 1986 when the first Asda to have a petrol station will give you fuel young man"

 

You bought £80 of petrol in an era when it cost £1.20 per gallon? What kind of car did you drive down in: 17x Hillman Imps and 6x Austin Allegros?

 

The guy was 'surprised' when you offered him £80? Of course he was! Fuck me min, that would have been 2 weeks wages for a forecourt attendant.


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#63 OFFLINE   aberdeen1970

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Posted 21 August 2019 - 09:57 PM

Aye. You left your fridge door open there
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Posted 21 August 2019 - 10:11 PM

So much wrong with this post it's difficult knowing where to start.

You drove from Aberdeen to Kilmarnock during a petrol strike/ rationing to watch a game of football you don't remember?

The last time petrol was rationed in Scotland was 1973, so who tipped you off that Asda would give you petrol: Doc Brown in his DeLorean?

What did he say? "Follow me to 1986 when the first Asda to have a petrol station will give you fuel young man"

You bought £80 of petrol in an era when it cost £1.20 per gallon? What kind of car did you drive down in: 17x Hillman Imps and 6x Austin Allegros?

The guy was 'surprised' when you offered him £80? Of course he was! Fuck me min, that would have been 2 weeks wages for a forecourt attendant.


There was petrol shortage within last 10 years. We probably lost
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#65 OFFLINE   Poodler

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Posted 22 August 2019 - 01:56 AM

There was petrol shortage within last 10 years. We probably lost


Yeah even I remember this, the sanctimonious cunt should spit out an apology
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Posted 22 August 2019 - 06:18 AM

ddia - just admit who you are or I'll get the mods on to it.  The Sultans are in charge around here, you should know that.


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Posted 22 August 2019 - 06:58 AM

So much wrong with this post it's difficult knowing where to start.

 

You drove from Aberdeen to Kilmarnock during a petrol strike/ rationing to watch a game of football you don't remember?

 

The last time petrol was rationed in Scotland was 1973, so who tipped you off that Asda would give you petrol: Doc Brown in his DeLorean?

 

What did he say? "Follow me to 1986 when the first Asda to have a petrol station will give you fuel young man"

 

You bought £80 of petrol in an era when it cost £1.20 per gallon? What kind of car did you drive down in: 17x Hillman Imps and 6x Austin Allegros?

 

The guy was 'surprised' when you offered him £80? Of course he was! Fuck me min, that would have been 2 weeks wages for a forecourt attendant.

 

 

A quick search has showed that Aberdeen played Kilmarnock away 16th September 2000 https://en.wikipedia...een_F.C._season

There was a fuel blockade protest from the 7th to 14th September http://news.bbc.co.u...i/uk/924574.stm

It took a couple of weeks to get the fuel supply back to normal after the blockade, I think you owe @Fridge an apology frankie!


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#68 OFFLINE   dazzy_deff

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Posted 22 August 2019 - 07:02 AM

A quick search has showed that Aberdeen played Kilmarnock away 16th September 2000 https://en.wikipedia...een_F.C._season
There was a fuel blockade protest from the 7th to 14th September http://news.bbc.co.u...i/uk/924574.stm
It took a couple of weeks to get the fuel supply back to normal after the blockade, I think you owe @Fridge an apology frankie!


Most importantly...what was the score in the game?
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COYR

#69 OFFLINE   RUL

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Posted 22 August 2019 - 07:59 AM

Lost 1-0.

 

Shock.


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Posted 22 August 2019 - 09:07 AM

So much wrong with this post it's difficult knowing where to start.

You drove from Aberdeen to Kilmarnock during a petrol strike/ rationing to watch a game of football you don't remember?

The last time petrol was rationed in Scotland was 1973, so who tipped you off that Asda would give you petrol: Doc Brown in his DeLorean?

What did he say? "Follow me to 1986 when the first Asda to have a petrol station will give you fuel young man"

You bought £80 of petrol in an era when it cost £1.20 per gallon? What kind of car did you drive down in: 17x Hillman Imps and 6x Austin Allegros?

The guy was 'surprised' when you offered him £80? Of course he was! Fuck me min, that would have been 2 weeks wages for a forecourt attendant.



Ha the best thing is why would I make up this.

It’s nae like I said I got a limo to the game with three hookers and nailed them all in a lay-by.

That was away to Dundee Utd 2001.





Some of the claims may be false.
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#71 OFFLINE   strachanmcgheegoal

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Posted 22 August 2019 - 09:10 AM

It was a bus stop and the limo was parked illegally?
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#72 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 22 August 2019 - 10:39 AM

A limo would have been too expensive @Poodler   :trophy:


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limericks etc..,


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Posted 22 August 2019 - 10:56 AM

It was a bus stop and the limo was parked illegally?

He got wanked off an Indian.


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Posted 22 August 2019 - 12:06 PM

A quick search has showed that Aberdeen played Kilmarnock away 16th September 2000 https://en.wikipedia...een_F.C._season

There was a fuel blockade protest from the 7th to 14th September http://news.bbc.co.u...i/uk/924574.stm

It took a couple of weeks to get the fuel supply back to normal after the blockade, I think you owe @Fridge an apology frankie!

 

Has a quick look at that wiki page.  Christ, that made for grim reading.


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where the roundabout is a square


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Posted 22 August 2019 - 01:21 PM

A limo would have been too expensive @Poodler :trophy:



Pennies to the sultans.

Pennies compared to the cocaine bill aswell.

I don't think bebo recognises the influence of the Sultans.
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#76 OFFLINE   HairyPie

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Posted 22 August 2019 - 01:41 PM

I was going to go to the game, but eyebrows Parklife has spoiled the whole thing.  Probably going to sit at home drinking some mead.


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Posted 22 August 2019 - 01:50 PM

I was going to go to the game, but eyebrows Parklife has spoiled the whole thing.  Probably going to sit at home drinking some mead.


Insisting on full bodied autumnal.
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#78 OFFLINE   Fridge

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Posted 22 August 2019 - 02:50 PM

Yeah nae good.

Would still probably take Stavrum (when onside) and Guntvient back maybe.
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Posted 23 August 2019 - 05:44 AM

Yeah even I remember this, the sanctimonious cunt should spit out an apology

  

A quick search has showed that Aberdeen played Kilmarnock away 16th September 2000 https://en.wikipedia...een_F.C._season
There was a fuel blockade protest from the 7th to 14th September http://news.bbc.co.u...i/uk/924574.stm
It took a couple of weeks to get the fuel supply back to normal after the blockade, I think you owe @Fridge an apology frankie!

  

Ha the best thing is why would I make up this.
It’s nae like I said I got a limo to the game with three hookers and nailed them all in a lay-by.
That was away to Dundee Utd 2001.
Some of the claims may be false.


Ahaha what a bam! Yup Unleaded fuel was restricted as there was a shortage, I had an old 1983 Vauxhall Chevette at the time so I could drive past all the queues and just fill up with Four Star leaded as hardly anyone bought it anymore. Only time anyone has ever felt slightly cool in a brown chevette
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Posted 23 August 2019 - 07:18 AM

I was going to go to the game, but eyebrows Parklife has spoiled the whole thing. Probably going to sit at home drinking some mead.


Never knew I had such an affect on your life, HP. You're beginning to sound like as much of a snowflake as @cheesepipes.

Up your game.
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#81 OFFLINE   HairyPie

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Posted 23 August 2019 - 08:23 AM

Never knew I had such an affect on your life, HP. You're beginning to sound like as much of a snowflake as @cheesepipes.

Up your game.

I need someone strong to look up to min.
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Posted 23 August 2019 - 02:18 PM

So much wrong with this post it's difficult knowing where to start.

 

You drove from Aberdeen to Kilmarnock during a petrol strike/ rationing to watch a game of football you don't remember?

 

The last time petrol was rationed in Scotland was 1973, so who tipped you off that Asda would give you petrol: Doc Brown in his DeLorean?

 

What did he say? "Follow me to 1986 when the first Asda to have a petrol station will give you fuel young man"

 

You bought £80 of petrol in an era when it cost £1.20 per gallon? What kind of car did you drive down in: 17x Hillman Imps and 6x Austin Allegros?

 

The guy was 'surprised' when you offered him £80? Of course he was! Fuck me min, that would have been 2 weeks wages for a forecourt attendant.

 

We all know who you are.

 

Didn't 

Delete

Its

Account


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Posted 23 August 2019 - 02:55 PM

Lewis

Gallagher Devlin Considine Leigh

Ojo Ferguson

McLennan Wilson Hedges 

Cosgrove


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Posted 23 August 2019 - 06:08 PM

The game is on Alba at 6pm tomorrow so there is a good chance of getting a stream.


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Posted 24 August 2019 - 08:52 AM

GAME DAY !!!


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Posted 24 August 2019 - 09:09 AM

I knew we had a fantastic record under Derek McInnes at Rugby Park but never knew it was an exemplary 100%. Bookies hedging their odds with this one but we should have too much for Kilmarnock if we play the way we know we can. 3-0 Aberdeen with Sam Cosgrove, James Wilson and Andrew Considine doing the needful.
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Posted 24 August 2019 - 09:13 AM

Corner has been turned - 0-4,the Wilson Show quad.
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Posted 24 August 2019 - 09:17 AM

Corner has been turned - 0-4,the Wilson Show quad.


Supply and demand of medicinal substances still being met on the streets of old Aberdeen I see, Dad.

Nice to see the coppers are not restricting the flow of medicine through Aberdeen Joint Station😉.
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Posted 24 August 2019 - 09:22 AM

We’ll lose
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Posted 24 August 2019 - 09:24 AM

Supply and demand of medicinal substances still being met on the streets of old Aberdeen I see, Dad.
Nice to see the coppers are not restricting the flow of medicine through Aberdeen Joint Station.


You damn right son - the positivity train is packed with coal, and ready to trundle on to terrific town

See yous fucking there :cool:
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