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StandFree1982

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When folk overstate how good something is. “Thanks for such an amazing meal”. I gave you my mums homemade three day old soup, chilli con carne which was admittedly decent but not “amazing”, day old reheated rice pudding and co-op ice cream you previously brought to my house.

 

If that brings amazement you surely have low standards. Next time I’ll whip out my cock for you to declare it a monster.

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The problem with this feud, is that there's no enough bite from either of the wee pricks.

Chewie - as soft as shite on a hot day in India.

Hanz - now the very definition of a rofl emoji

Pair of arseholes; off yous pop

A couple of weeks getting bum raped in jail and Dad comes back acting the hard man? The hardest thing about you is in your pants when you’re standing near a school you useless old cunt.

 

Good day to you Hanz sir

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