Mr John

Finally.

Is this game still on? I'm going to church in a minute.

If Junior Hoilett was stricken by an unfortunate cancerous illness of the nether regions, would you do Hoilett tumour toilet humour? Asking for a fiend.

Brigitte Neilsen? I mean, like us, she was a huge red in the 80s.

That's better.

An hour in and only four pages on the match thread? Odd.

His wikipedia page says he is our manager, updated yesterday...

Nothing. Zero. A void. Let fate decide.

Wonder Woman Matt Goss Idi Amin The ginger guy from "Billions" Anneka Rice Your Uncle with the three failed marriages Bez A low fat yoghurt Dr. Seuss A tin of "Ronseal" Melt Banana

If only he had a better sounding name: Junior Smith, Junior Jones, Junior Senior, anything.

Pathetic.

HOW ARE THESE HUMANS FOOTBALLERS OH MY GOD

It won't matter, the sooner you all realise this, the better.

So get up, get, get, get down VAR is a joke in yo town Get up, get, get, get down Late VAR wears the late crown. I got a letter from VAR the other day, I opened it up, it said we were suckers...

Chaos reigns.