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#1 OFFLINE   Ke1t

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 06:22 PM

Once again this was much, much funnier in my head than it was in practice.

Still, I took the time to throw it together, so I'm posting the fucking thing.

The Hat in a Trainspotting Stylee...


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Posted 08 November 2011 - 06:46 PM

Minijc gets to be JCVD and i'm a fucking Gimp Masked Homo.

I'm fucking disgusted...............disgusted i tell thee!
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 06:59 PM

Excellent Ke1t.....MT is spot on!!
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 07:14 PM

Haha! Top notch Kelt! :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 07:19 PM

That is superb.
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 07:23 PM

That is superb.



If your edited to Cliff Richard and i'm edited to some ace guy then i'll share that sentiment.

Kelt sort it oot sunshine or i winna be coming over for xmas this year.
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 07:26 PM

Kelt that is superb :hysterical: :applause:
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 07:30 PM

If your edited to Cliff Richard and i'm edited to some ace guy then i'll share that sentiment.

Kelt sort it oot sunshine or i winna be coming over for xmas this year.

I thought we were mates, 'mate'? How about you be put as Steven Seagal and I stay as JCVD, we would be wrecking balls, go about smashing folks for laughs.
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 07:35 PM

I thought we were mates, 'mate'? How about you be put as Steven Seagal and I stay as JCVD, we would be wrecking balls, go about smashing folks for laughs.



I'll accept Seagal. I'm more of a friendly action hero, save the girl sort of thing so if your up for that then we might have a deal.
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 07:44 PM

:bounce: :dancin: :scarf: :trophy: :thumbs:

Fookin quality!
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 07:49 PM

I'll accept Seagal. I'm more of a friendly action hero, save the girl sort of thing so if your up for that then we might have a deal.

Only if you set me up with them though?
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 07:51 PM

:thumbup1: ace!
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 07:51 PM

Only if you set me up with them though?



Gees a break i'm an action hero nae a miracle worker!
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 07:55 PM

:laughing: :applause: :applause:

I feared the worst towards the end when the suit came on with the cane. :gay:

My fears were justified.

Dayts is a belter. :laughing:
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 09:05 PM

Well done Ke1t, loved it :)
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#16 OFFLINE   Ke1t

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 09:15 PM

Well done Ke1t, loved it :)


Aye, but what did you think of the video?

:checkit:
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 09:34 PM

It's pish at the start but grows towards the end a bit.

Average overall.
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 09:42 PM

Casual racism and top lads got a big laugh from the Bobo.
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 09:43 PM

Aye, but what did you think of the video?

:checkit:



Loved the vid to :wub:
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 09:59 PM

Casual racism and top lads got a big laugh from the Bobo.


the millertime bit has me in tears
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 10:30 PM

Brilliant Kelt :applause:
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 10:44 PM

It's pish at the start but grows towards the end a bit.

Average overall.


Good effort fae Ke1t.

Tup hud yer weesht.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 12:33 AM

Got a chuckle or too from me.

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Posted 09 November 2011 - 04:45 AM

Laughed out loud on the train and got a look... Was worth it !
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 04:49 AM

Trying to think what Jazzer would have as a character. :itch-chin:

Roberto as well. :scouser:

Edited by boofon, 09 November 2011 - 04:51 AM.

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Posted 09 November 2011 - 07:20 AM

Casual racism and top lads got a big laugh from the Bobo.


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Posted 09 November 2011 - 09:01 AM

I have to say that was superb viewing first thing this morning.

Edited by Roberto, 09 November 2011 - 09:01 AM.

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Posted 09 November 2011 - 09:16 AM

Very good, I see Tup is in the huff as he hasnt represented , innit
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 09:27 AM

I can't view the video at my work, presume I'm a sauve sophisticated type?
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 09:36 AM

I can't view the video at my work, presume I'm a sauve sophisticated type?


You appear to have a nice baracuta harrington on
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