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[Peterheid Loon]

Anyone else keep getting people from Brazil? Dont they have anything else better to do with their time over there.....

[Coopy100]

Anyone else keep getting people from Brazil? Dont they have anything else better to do with their time over there.....

Aye. South america mainly they're sh!te for winding up.. Far aboot in peterheid you fae?

[Peterheid Loon]

Aye. South america mainly they're sh!te for winding up.. Far aboot in peterheid you fae?

 

 

Up by Dales Park, nae stayed up the road for a good few years now though.

[Coopy100]

Up by Dales Park, nae stayed up the road for a good few years now though.

Buchanhaven loon mysel. Bide aside the tavern noo though.

[kennymac]

This site is funny as f**k This was my first conversation.

 

Stranger: hi

You: Hi there

Stranger: your name

You: Not going to happen

Stranger: what

Stranger: strange person

You: why would you want a name? you a pedo or something?

Stranger: my name is Donna,you stupid f**king retard

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[E-P-K]

Stranger: BLUE Jeans, I want fukin Blue jeans

You: Steady on , i only have dark denim

Stranger: look you c**t i just want Blue fukin jeans

You: Not going to happen , i only have dark denim for sale

Stranger: what

Stranger: BLUE BLUE BLUE JEANS

You: you wanting this dark denim or not ?

Stranger: f**k YOU f**k YOUR GAY DARK DENIM , I WANT BLUE JEANS

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[sheepishone]

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You: jig

Stranger: i saw a cougar

You: oh me to

You: mell think it was a snow lepord

Stranger: was it in wales.

Stranger: it piunced on a sheep

Stranger: no mine was definatly a cougar

You: cool did it shag it

You: welll???

Stranger: ]and an eagle can and landed on a tree and the cougar said this sheep is my food go away eagle or i shall take you down.

Stranger: no no shagging

Stranger: i ran away

You: no not u shag the sheep but heard that about welsh ppl

Stranger: the a helecopter came and airlifted me to paris where i met tom cruis and i was like haha you are short

You: cool u see cool tyhings all i see is my job slipping away from me

 

Stranger: umm im not sure about welsh people but i heard that they did that but im not sure if they do

Stranger: oh no what is your job?

You: ah k sorry thought u were welsh, football manager

Stranger: how is it slipping form you?

You: aye bunch of sheepshaggers want to protest about me, a cpl of bad results out of 200 games and the bad ppl want me sacked

Stranger: you could always be a ninja

Stranger: all you need is stealth for that

You: nono to orange they will spot me

 

You: and not enough black material up here

 

Stranger: well if you go to live in a jungle and use face paints on your face i sure youd get away with green

You: green nonononono can't wear green i'm a hun

Stranger: o well what colour can you wear?

You: what u do, only the blue

Stranger: ive got it. sky ninja!!!

You: good idea , oh no wouldn't work to big

 

You: would need to loose a few pounds only a cpl though

Stranger: sea ninja?

Stranger: maybe you should be a pirate instead then

Stranger: or professional pacman

You: no i would sink the boat, see what i mean just totally negative at the mo

 

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[sheepishone]

and finally for tonight this can't be good

 

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You: hi

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[fine-n-dandy]

Haven't checked out the you tube links yet, awa to now but can guess wot they're like

 

 

 

 

You: Not a lot

You: Name's paul

Stranger: Really?

Stranger: Hi Paul.

Stranger: I'm Heath.

You: Daniels

Stranger: Where are you at?

You: Magic club

You: You?

Stranger: The seventh circle

Stranger: Hot here.

You: Second was much better

Stranger: How are your ears?

Stranger: I bet you can hear me.

You: Bad crop this year

You: Locusts

Stranger: Wax markets will suffer.

Stranger: Indubitably.

You: Nah, corn man

Stranger: Oooooh

[Original A1]

That's no real German, Tommy - he'd surely be able to spell "Ja" correctly, if so!

 

[OneBeboMaguire]

As soon as you get a convo going post a link to this thread...

[OneBeboMaguire]

Stranger: hi

You: asl

Stranger: 18 m german

Stranger: you?

You: do you think JIG or JMG?

Stranger: whats that

You: Aberdeen Football Club.

You: Do you think Jimmy Is God or Jimmy Must Go?

You: http://www.afc-chat.net/forums/index.php?s...mp;#entry426144

You: http://www.afc-chat.net/forums/index.php?s...mp;#entry426144

You: v

You: http://www.afc-chat.net/forums/index.php?s...mp;#entry426144

You: http://www.afc-chat.net/forums/index.php?s...mp;#entry426144

Stranger: who is jimmy

You: Sign up to that site ^^^ They are taking the piss out of you!

You: Jimmy Calderwood.

Stranger: dude i dont know

Stranger: he should go

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:jig: :jig: :jig: :jig: :jig: :jig:

 

Stranger: hey hey

You: heyy

You: asl?

Stranger: 19 m oregon

You: 15 m uk

Stranger: sh*t son

You: where the f**k is Oregon?

Stranger: what you doing up?

Stranger: northwest us

Stranger: the good part

You: Im up because im not tired.

You: Do you think JIG or JMG?

Stranger: with cheap drugs and sane people

Stranger: JIG

Stranger: fo def

You: Why do you think that?

Stranger: cuz jmg is sh*te

You: Is it f**k!

Stranger: jig is where it's at man

You: :L

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Jesus christ.

 

Stranger: Bowser

You: Fit?

Stranger: Mama Luigi ?

You: f**k off.

Stranger: die.

You: Nintendo geek.

Stranger: k thnx bye

You: f**k you.

Stranger: good idea

You: Stupid c**t.

Stranger: i am masturbating to this

Stranger: thought i should let you know

You: Your wrong.

Stranger: my wrong what ?

Stranger: did you mean you're wrong ?

You: Go die.

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[donperignon]

Stranger: do you come to omegle to a) annoy people. b) see people try to annoy you. or c) actually try to have a conversation

You: im looking for answers

Stranger: ?

You: answer me this

You: If before you were at the height of heavens, then plunged to the depths of hell

[wilco91]

Stranger: hello

You: hi im jimmy

Stranger: nice to meet you jimmy

Stranger: how are you?

You: im bitty stressed at the moment

Stranger: why?

You: im under a wee bit of pressure at my job

Stranger: what's your job?

You: im a football manager you see

Stranger: oh

Stranger: that must be a hard job

You: the fans are still on my back even after countless top 6 finishes

Stranger: i'm sorry

You: iv got qualtity such as darren mackie and big deek tied up on new contracts and still they are not happy

Stranger: some people are hard to please

You: telling me

You: only 3 bad games out of 200

You: couple of semi finals and europe

Stranger: i'm not very interested in football

You: is that you jamie smith

Stranger: no

[DodgyKeeper]

Stranger: Hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: From?

You: Scotland

You: You?

Stranger: Finland

Stranger: :D

You: So you batter seals then?

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[Bobby Connor]

Stranger: Hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: From?

You: Scotland

You: You?

Stranger: Finland

Stranger: :D

You: So you batter seals then?

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[Bobby Connor]

Haha! This is great fun!

 

Just been winding up some guy from Ireland... pretending I was an American High School kid! It soon started to get out of hand!

 

SOTR, that is classic! Was in stitches!

[Pudgie]

Stranger: BLUE Jeans, I want fukin Blue jeans

You: Steady on , i only have dark denim

Stranger: look you c**t i just want Blue fukin jeans

You: Not going to happen , i only have dark denim for sale

Stranger: what

Stranger: BLUE BLUE BLUE JEANS

You: you wanting this dark denim or not ?

Stranger: f**k YOU f**k YOUR GAY DARK DENIM , I WANT BLUE JEANS

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[DodgyKeeper]

Double Post

[Pudgie]

Stranger: hi.

You: hey

You: ware u from?

Stranger: where are you from?

Stranger: germany.

You: scotland

You: Bayern Munich fan?

Stranger: nope.

Stranger: but cool you know them.

You: who do you support?

we played them in the UEFA Cup :-D Aberdeen... We were once great

Stranger: i'm actually not like soccer (you say soccer or football?) addicted.

You: so you don't support anyone?

Stranger: not really.

You: make Aberdeen you're team. Fly over for the protest... 4:45 outside the main stand to get jimmy out!

Stranger: :D

You: you coming?

Stranger: it's not a problem for 15 year old german girl to come to scotland for a protest.

You: no! you'd be welcome... i'd make sure of that ;-)

Stranger: my parents will be delighted. ^^

You: lol so will mine

Stranger: whos parents won't.. xD

You: Jimmy's... It's about time he got the boot!

Stranger: i know jimmy so well i could talk about him the whole day.

You: good... he's a fool... doesn't know his arse from his elbow!

You: Darren Mackie getting another 3 years? What a joke. eh?

Stranger: i know jimmy so well i could talk about him the whole day.

You: good... he's a fool... doesn't know his arse from his elbow!

You: Darren Mackie getting another 3 years? What a joke. eh?

You: hello......

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[caldos tan]

Stranger: mommmmommommoooo po po po pokerface

You: JMG

Stranger: Ja Mit

[Coopy100]

Stranger: mommmmommommoooo po po po pokerface

You: JMG

Stranger: Ja Mit

[Coopy100]

I liked this boy

 

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Stranger: hello

You: jmg

You: agree?

Stranger: jmg?

You: jimmy must go.

Stranger: I have had problems with many jims...

Stranger: which jim?

You: jimmy calderwood. Current incumbent of the aberdeen manageral position.

Stranger: hmmm, not the same Jim that I have had trouble with

Stranger: I guess that jim could go too

You: he gave darren mackie a 3 year deal. Surely that alone is a hanging offence

You: fit jim have you had trouble with? He must go as well.

Stranger: img. agree?

You: No disagree.

Stranger: good man

Stranger: .

You: how do you solve a problem like maria?

You: sacking jimmy calderwood would be a start I think.

Stranger: slaps. that is the only thing that will stop all that singing and dancing

You: Do you go on AFC-Chat by any chance?

Stranger: no

Stranger: what is that

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[madjockmcferson]

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Stranger: from ??

You: London

You: you?

Stranger: Brasil

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not a great start

[caldos tan]

You: Do you thin Kris boyds a hun?

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: I love him

You: ha ha you hate the huns

Stranger: ahah what's a hun

You: a dirty unwashed mink

Stranger: hah yeah

Stranger: I love huns then

You: yeah Jimmy is a hun you know that?

Stranger: I didn't know that

You: get lost hun hun hun hun hun hun hun hun hun hun hun hun hun

Stranger: ahah

Stranger: wait

Stranger: is hun a gay or something

You: no filthy unwashed scum is a hun is

Stranger: hah are you hun

You: da think so like am a dandy

Stranger: cool

You: you want be a dandy?

Stranger: wtf is a dandy

You: aberdeen aberdeen aberdeen

Stranger: cool

Stranger: Yeah I love Aberden

You: STAND FREE

Stranger: mm

[madjockmcferson]

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Stranger: hol

Stranger: a

Stranger: como estas

You: kay tal?

You: iste scorchio makarena

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You: bootros bootros galee

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[Coopy100]

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Stranger: u have a small penis

You: ah I know you

Stranger: yeh im sitting next to u with my hands down ur pants idiot

You: how did you know it was I, James calderwood esq.

Stranger: because ur penis is in my hand

You: HARDER HARDER HARDER. So it is graham spiers then

You: ?

Stranger: *harder

Stranger: *harder

Stranger: *harder

You: thanks I've shot my wad now.

Stranger: is that hard enough?

Stranger: thanks for the cum

You: Cheers Mr Spiers that was lovely. I'm off the give big deek and wee darren a blowjob. Nice talking to you again. Look forward to your crawling piece in the Times on monday

Stranger: good day, it was a lovely encounter

You: always a pleasure never a chore spiersy. Do you think I should be sacked?

Stranger: yes and no, ill have to sleep on it

You: these b*stards do. I hate them.

You: http://www.afc-chat.net/forums/index.php?s...mp;#entry426281

You: Can you tell them to stop? It would be a great help

Stranger: would it be much of a stretch of the imagination to...murder them?

You: Bit much. Thinking of sending willie and wiggy round to their houses to sort them out. You could go as well spiersy. Maybe get big walt and wee gus in as well. Would be a laugh

You: I would go but my weight prevents me from getting through normal sized door frames.

Stranger: unfortunate

You: So is my tan and tactical ability and an eye for a player. I hate me as well. Spiersy tell me you love me.

Stranger: i dunno, the sex is great but

You: but i have giv en you aids? Bit like waht I have done to a once great football club.

Stranger: aids come in through the anus

You: correct and I have been shafting AFC up the anoos fora while now. Keep getting away with it though.

Stranger: cool, can i hold ur penis again?

You: No. Spiersy people would talk. Can't have that

[Bobby Connor]

[carlos]

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You: hi

Stranger: well hello there

You: where you from

Stranger: netherlands

Stranger: you ?

You: ah so you know jimmy calderwood

You: aberdeen

Stranger: who the f**k is that ?

You: he has dutch connections

Stranger: well not with me

You: jmg or jig

Stranger: jizzed ma pants

You: i see e

Stranger: lick it

Stranger: rub it

Stranger: suck it

Stranger: make it harder

You: you touch it i cant reach

Stranger: cant touch this

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[robbojunior]

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Stranger: ohai

You: heloo

Stranger: how're you?

You: i'm great. but i want jimmy to get the sack

Stranger: jimmy?

You: jimmy calderwood. will you join my campaign?

Stranger: lol okay

Stranger: butr my dinnerz ready

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