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#1220491 Where The Hell Did That Come From Last Night

Posted by Bebo on 24 September 2015 - 03:03 PM

Mate, if you're going to sign up to a rivals forum to slate them, at least do so using an email address which you didn't also use on a Fart fetish site called "Gassy Erotica"
Saying that, it's probably one of the most tame of sexual deviancies i've come to expect of Celtic fans.

If you want to stick around, the Deviants Corner thread may be of interest to you.



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#1095437 Fc Groningen V Aberdeen (1 - 2)

Posted by fcgfan on 24 July 2014 - 11:12 PM

First congratulations to you guys!
Been a while since ive seen such a good away support at our stadium! After the game i went to town for a little party with the dandies and there is a great atmosphere.. swapped jerseys with some guy and had some pints and laughs. Aberdeen has a new supporter as of today

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#1080086 Design Your Own Dons Strip (And Post It Here !)

Posted by 360 on 09 June 2014 - 12:06 PM


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#969310 Traits Of The Sad And Pathetic

Posted by Stoney on 15 August 2013 - 10:36 AM

Caring about -1s?

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#884153 Favourite Afc Picture Off All Time!

Posted by barassie_afc on 24 January 2013 - 09:08 AM

Posted Image
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#843031 Well Done Celtic

Posted by Jonty on 07 November 2012 - 10:51 PM

Fuck Celtic.
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#860044 Festive Dons Chants

Posted by Tommy on 12 December 2012 - 11:18 AM

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Ford Capri
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tyres.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Ford Capri.
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#1614652 Shay Logan

Posted by cheesepipes on 17 June 2018 - 08:39 AM

He's just proud his youngest son has a massive walloper.

We all would be.

Ive not been blessed with a massive penis by any standard, got a reasonable helmet and I've done some damage over the years but I'll never ever forget the time I ended up sharing a shower with a down syndromed mongol at Bucksburn baths, a young teen, his pubes were still as soft as a cashmere sweater, there we were together both naked, his carer was in the changing area. His penis was comfortably 3 times larger flacid and even riddled with disability he fucking knew it. Stared me down and defeated me without uttering a single word. Even his washing techniques were all penis size related, had some milking a cow style that flustered the fuck out of me.
I was just thinking, what a fucking waste, that sword could be mounted onto a proper knight and swung around in many battles.

Life can be very cruel, can throw up the odd surprise and I'm sure the mongoloid hasn't even gave me a second thought but that motherfuckers cock is always floating around in my mind.

His ice cold stare deep into my soul still haunts me regularly.
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#941751 Soldier Killed By Two Attackers In Woolwich

Posted by Henry on 24 May 2013 - 02:00 PM

its a genuine concern


and trust me, out of you and i, i am not the boring one


I'm sure 3spam will weigh in with a post himself, but IMO you are exceedingly boring Millertime min.


Let's look at the evidence.


I presume BT was one of the first jobs you got after school. You're exceedingly happy with this job as you think it infers you're important. It doesn't. You don't have the imagination to work anywhere else and will probably retire a BT employee.


I presume your parents live in Rutherglen. You bought a flat then a house there as you don't have the imagination to live outside Rutherglen, let alone Scotland.


You've been with your bird now for nine years, she's probably one of the first girlfriends you had at school, you don't have the imagination to start a relationship with anyone else. No doubt she'll shit out a couple of bairns in good time. You're probably only marrying her because you think you 'should'. 


You've got your little quirks that you think give you a bit of personality - Capri, cigars etc - but in reality they just make folk think you're a twat.


Face it min, you're ordinary, just like the rest of us. 

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#1121278 Aberdeen City Centre

Posted by Bluto10 on 15 October 2014 - 09:48 AM

It's high time you edited this post then.

I'll fucki edit you you fuckin small bald bastard
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#1145767 Football Rumours Site - Ryan Jack To Norwich?

Posted by cheesepipes on 12 January 2015 - 11:56 AM

I'd snap their hands off for 1 million.

That's cause you're a buffoon.
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#804062 Millertime Psychoanalysis

Posted by Kilkito on 12 August 2012 - 11:00 PM

please, please tell me youre not serious here...

Yeah, its funny that when my eldest son has aspergers, I take exception to an ignorant prick like you suggesting people with autism are spastics, you really are a low life scum bag.
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#1197762 Sevco Thread

Posted by Pudgie on 27 July 2015 - 12:20 PM


This tragic obsession over what they are called is completely irrelevant.


I think everyone knows they are Rangers, if they're not rangers then why is everyone so obsessed by them? If it's a team we've enver played why is there 1000's of posts about them?

Pish! Absolute pish!


This is the kind of nonsense that really fucking riles me up on this topic. They died. It very much matters that they are a different club. They cheated, blatantly cheated for years. They had the budget to be much better than the rest of the league but they took it too far, didn't have enough money to pay the people they owed, didn't pay their taxes and it killed them. Yes, they may play in blue, at Ibrox, with that odious badge on their tops, with their racist, bigoted songs being churned out by the scum that follow them but they are not Rangers. To say they are is a spit in the face to anyone that was owed money by them when they were liquidated due to their blatant cheating. Cheating us out of points, honours, glory and potential fans. Even the playing field and they don't have the "glory" hunting orcs that made the SPL a two horse race.


No fan of any other club in the land, especially Scotland, should identify them as the same club. 

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#1130522 Away Support At Firhill Yesterday

Posted by partickthistlelad on 24 November 2014 - 02:17 PM

Just a quick note to say well done on an absolutely fantastic away support at Firhill yesterday - 1300 Dons fans there - remebering the time of year, it being a sunday and it being on the tv - was an absolutely fantastic away support and great backing you gave your team - very well done.  Far more than the 3 old firm teams Rangers, Celtic and The Rangers would have brought in similar circumstances


Best team won yesterday no qualms about that and best of luck for rest of season (apart from the games against us)

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#1795519 Summer Transfer Window 2019

Posted by ThomohawkKid on 01 July 2019 - 12:09 PM


At least 4 people have understood and replied so stop being a tube eh.
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#1652758 The Mckenna Dilemma

Posted by Parklife on 22 August 2018 - 01:08 PM

Van dijk was a Dutch international who excelled in the champions league and he was good technically as well as defensively

McKenna isn't anywhere near van dijks ability and bombed in the europa league qualifiers

Give yourself a shake

Nope. He made his Netherlands debut 10/10/2015, after he had left Celtic.

His Champions league matches consisted of 6 games, 5 losses and the conceding of 13 goals. He was also part of the Celtic sides who were papped out by Maribor in Malmo in Champions League qualifying. If you want to look at the Europa League, he played 8 matches for Celtic in which they conceded 16 goals.

So, all your points were pretty shit.

For the record, i was not equating McKenna's ability with that of VVD. I'm merely saying there is precedent for big fees being paid for defenders who have performed well in our league.
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#1247470 Dating Tups For Tip

Posted by BrianFaePerth on 23 December 2015 - 06:27 AM

So today is the big day, it's maybe appropriate that we help our "top poster" with a successful venture in love.


Make sure you say she looks lovely

Dinna argue about the bill, pay it.  No burd likes a miser, let her in on that personality trait slowly

Choke the chicken afore you go.

Put on a new pair of underpants.  If she's putting it on a plate and you turn her down coz she'll see the skidmarks in your underbreeks, she may well think the rumours about your gayness were right.

If you successfully negotiate the above, remember the phrase "less is more luv".




But most of all, remember that even if it goes to shit, depart on a good tone as you'll be seeing her again at the family christmas gathering.



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#1052709 Aberdeen v Kilmarnock (2 - 1)

Posted by RTYD on 17 March 2014 - 01:11 PM

You feckers who went yesterday but don't normally go, get your arses down to Pittodrie on Saturday. Less than 18,000 would be a disgrace.

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#837770 Sevco Thread

Posted by V for Vendetta on 25 October 2012 - 10:37 PM


It's so shit I should call it Tupatalk.
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#1266608 The Official "anyone But Jimmy Calderwood" Thread.

Posted by ericblack4boss on 21 February 2016 - 08:58 PM

What a fucking arsehole,
He saved Ross county, aye that's right they finished one place lower than they were sitting in when he took over,
His fucking career is over, what's he done wrong, ask Ryan o Leary you fucking prick, perhaps if you didn't surround yourself with rabbid Huns, like alky Clark and the serial sex pest nicholl, perhaps if you hadn't openly admitted that David Murray, got you the job at Dunfermline through his friendship with masterton, maybe if you hadn't thrown the game in a league decider when Dunfermline played the Huns on the last day of the season.
Also have you had a look at your record in cup games, queen of the south, queens park, they were sacking offences you twat,

Maybe the fact players fucking hated you at Ross county, and the totally unprofessional regime you instigated at Aberdeen, which was personified by radges like mulgrew, Kerr, McDonald, aluko, McNamara

Your fucking Dutch pals eh? That'll be Marc overmars, the man that sacked you after only a month darkening the door at go ahead eagles, or jaap steam, and Sami hyypia two players you take credit for playing at the pinnacle of the game yet, neither so much as even gave you a mention in their biographies,

Let's consider your ability or fucking lack of it at nurturing young players, how many players came through the youth ranks in your time at Aberdeen, Pawlett and Paton and perhaps Maguire, so how have they got on cunto eh?

The shite you spent supporters money on too, Tommy fucking Wright, £100,000, fucking cretin.

Maybe the fact you appointed your own flesh and blood that cock Scott calderwood as chief scout didn't help, with no fucking coaching credentials,

Aye and that's just for starters prick.

Now go and fuck yourself
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