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I was meant to be going to see 'The Nun' on Friday, but I've been informed she's going out with her pals from work Friday night and has been planned for a while, so had to scrap the idea.

 

I've since given tickets to lad at work.

 

I'm pretty gutted to say the least, looks jumpy as fuck.

 

Anyone seen it?

 

Hasn't got good reviews, but I always advise people to judge for themselves when it comes to films.

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The Predator.

 

Gutted - this is pish. Part Marvel super monster OTT set piece action scenes bollox imbued with a Disney family PG script and a cast of wise cracking social misfits  - how original - and to top it all a kid at the centre of it who is meant to be autistic but they seem to forget the autism when it suits them. They've ripped the soul out of one of the classic action movie creations. RIP Predator.

 

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Wait till you see the bit at the end. Fuck me, what a load of shite.

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The Predator.

 

Gutted - this is pish. Part Marvel super monster OTT set piece action scenes bollox imbued with a Disney family PG script and a cast of wise cracking social misfits  - how original - and to top it all a kid at the centre of it who is meant to be autistic but they seem to forget the autism when it suits them. They've ripped the soul out of one of the classic action movie creations. RIP Predator.

 

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Wait till you see the bit at the end. Fuck me, what a load of shite.

So, what you think about it then, tiktak?
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The Predator.

 

Gutted - this is pish. Part Marvel super monster OTT set piece action scenes bollox imbued with a Disney family PG script and a cast of wise cracking social misfits - how original - and to top it all a kid at the centre of it who is meant to be autistic but they seem to forget the autism when it suits them. They've ripped the soul out of one of the classic action movie creations. RIP Predator.

 

PS

Wait till you see the bit at the end. Fuck me, what a load of shite.

Looks shite m8

 

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The Predator.

 

Gutted - this is pish. Part Marvel super monster OTT set piece action scenes bollox imbued with a Disney family PG script and a cast of wise cracking social misfits  - how original - and to top it all a kid at the centre of it who is meant to be autistic but they seem to forget the autism when it suits them. They've ripped the soul out of one of the classic action movie creations. RIP Predator.

 

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Wait till you see the bit at the end. Fuck me, what a load of shite.

 

It was always going to be a piece of shit. 

 

The franchise has been on the slide since the second Predator cast Danny fucking Glover as the action lead. 

 

The first Predator movie is the greatest bloke flick in the history of cinema. 

 

The only slight bright spot being they haven't 'rebooted' it with an all female cast... yet. 

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Hope it's good. Fucking love L&H, fucking immortal.

The guy who made this film is running some sort of Doric Film-making contest through the Journals, or some such. Anyone heard about this?

 

I briefly entertained submitting an entry to this, but they all seem to be very ploom-in-the-mooth, Crawford and Farqhar cut the crusts orf the serndwiches sorts... and my profanity-laden shite is very definitely not what they'd be looking for.

 

I'm going to guess they want some Hugh fucking Grant caper but with psuedo-doric spoken in an awfy poash voice.

 

Fower Weedins an a Fyownrul... sort of thing.

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It was always going to be a piece of shit. 

 

The franchise has been on the slide since the second Predator cast Danny fucking Glover as the action lead. 

 

The first Predator movie is the greatest bloke flick in the history of cinema. 

 

The only slight bright spot being they haven't 'rebooted' it with an all female cast... yet. 

 

Starring Melissa McCarthy as the main protagonist trying to stop the predator, played by Madonna, from stealing African babies. 

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