daytripping Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Folk undergoing treatment for cancer deserve to get in and out of a hospital without breathing in someones smoke. Ditto kids. If patients need to smoke do it on the roof or somewhere knowone has to breath it in. A large majority of cancer sufferers will be out there having a puff with the smokers, in the Allan Carr stop smoking book he says he'd never seen so many smokers as were outside the leading cancer hospital in England somewhere, it's an addiction. No one will catch it by walking by, bit like an aids clinic. Btw Safer having a shit in the public toilets in the former. 1 3 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Women who won't take a telling. Wife needed a monitor for her laptop, so I go and get her one. she plonks it precariously on a tiny table and I tell her to not put the monitor on a tiny table. Later it falls off the table. It's not broken, luckily... so I tell her not to put it back on the tiny table. She puts it back on the tiny table. Later it falls off. Fortunately it's not broken... so I tell her not to put it back on the tiny table. She puts it back on the tiny fucking table. The fucking Roomba flies at it and knocks it off. This time it's fucking broken. End of story.Sure it wasn't a stool? Link to comment
Dusk( 2 Stars )Don Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 I don't have any pets to hate Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Rickie Fowler’s moustache and mullet. What a fucking mess. Link to comment
anderson72 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Pet Hates:= Toilet roll holders that you have to spend time trying to get the end of the roll, the ones you find in commercial or public places, flecking trying to get the next bit of toilet paper, fishing about with your hand.Drivers Tailgate Bloomin Drivers that expect they have the right to speed and for you to pull into the left hand lane to let them through. Drivers Who Overtake you and then turn left Adverts Most Radio Adverts Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Females chewing on gum,is there a worse sight?Should be made to clean It aff the pavements by picking it up wee their teeth. Neil Lennon chewing on gum? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Im one of these wankers who listen to talksport in the office (until Jim White comes on and I nip to the bog to self-harm) every sportsman on it uses the word 'listen' a lot and it drives me fucking mental. eg. 'Listen, im not saying im not clinically retarded im just your average footballer' I am listening you cunt, don't tell me to listen, i'll decide you fucking mongoloid. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Talksport is fucking garbage. Jam Packed full of detestable cunts. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 I've seen Talksport Scotland when scrolling the Dab channels, that any good? Link to comment
BWG Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Those awful gladiator sandals that wifies wear any time it's remotely nice weather. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 I like them (on ladies obvz)They're better on Gladiators. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Loved JetI loved her millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome @@Bluto10 Link to comment
Foster14 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Im one of these wankers who listen to talksport in the office (until Jim White comes on and I nip to the bog to self-harm) every sportsman on it uses the word 'listen' a lot and it drives me fucking mental. eg. 'Listen, im not saying im not clinically retarded im just your average footballer' I am listening you cunt, don't tell me to listen, i'll decide you fucking mongoloid. Basically gives them more time to think, init. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Girlies who fuckin moan when its hot,like "Jesus I'm boiling".Simple answer love get them skin tight BLACK jeans aff,black attracts the heat,and put a summer dress on,you'll be cooler and also look a bit more feminine yeah butch cunts. Fit it boils down too is yeah canna upskirt anymair. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 When people prop up the bar after ordering their drinks. Just fucking move so other folk can get in and order you slugs. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 She just asked me what the plans will be for Christmas this year Just shook my head. It's June. I'm not dignifying that absurdity with a response Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 She just asked me what the plans will be for Christmas this year Just shook my head. It's June. I'm not dignifying that absurdity with a responseShe’ll be planning a big family dinner, complete with mini-Poods Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 I loved her millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome @@Bluto10 got a framed photo of her on my bedside cabinet Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 She just asked me what the plans will be for Christmas this year Just shook my head. It's June. I'm not dignifying that absurdity with a responseYou should pack yir bags and leave. If thats too extreme, burn the fucking gaff down and never celebrate xmas again and remind her on xmas day every year why. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 She just asked me what the plans will be for Christmas this yearJust shook my head. It's June. I'm not dignifying that absurdity with a responseHit her Link to comment
DD1903 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 She’ll be planning a big family dinner, complete with mini-PoodsThat would be some quick work there. Unless...! Congrats poodler Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 She just asked me what the plans will be for Christmas this year Just shook my head. It's June. I'm not dignifying that absurdity with a responseSimilarly my missus is on about next years summer holiday, we're only just fucking back. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Similarly my missus is on about next years summer holiday, we're only just fucking back.She’s missing Fabio the waiter. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 ^ I don't blame her the cunt was hung like a horse Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Needy social media updates “After a hard day at work I’m now doing my bit by giving blood” Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Should be giving head if she was doing her bit. Linkedin - liking some ridiculous post about how some company you have no affiliation to have a stand at a conference or some shit.Fuck off. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Should be giving head if she was doing her bit. Linkedin - liking some ridiculous post about how some company you have no affiliation to have a stand at a conference or some shit.Fuck off.LinkedIn is becoming more and more like Facebook with people posting inane pish in order to make themselves look good to other. "oh I have a tramp £10 this morning because it reminded me that life can be unfair and...." FUCK OFF YOU DULL CUNT. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Haha can you do that on LinkedIn? That's tragic. Hat is all you need Link to comment
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