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#6991 OFFLINE   Poodler

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Posted 19 March 2019 - 08:49 PM

The gender pay gap because it degrades women, which I hate.



Haha
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#6992 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 19 March 2019 - 11:51 PM

The gender pay gap because it degrades women, which I hate.


Someone dyslexic will see that as something far more entertaining
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#6993 OFFLINE   alscotoz

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 06:09 AM

Me too. That cleft palate mutants are always on at teatime.

 Yeah, food channel over here is wall to wall, high repetition adverts for those who are starving around the world. I just switch the channel.


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Posted 20 March 2019 - 07:11 AM

You don't get Cheers, The Chase, Classic Corrie, Minder or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on them Dad


Iplayers son. Plus the handy TV player app for live channels.

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#6995 ONLINE   Hewitt a the pies

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 07:51 AM

 Yeah, food channel over here is wall to wall, high repetition adverts for those who are starving around the world. I just switch the channel.

And go raid the fridge?


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#6996 OFFLINE   For Fecks Sake

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 08:11 AM

Parents who let their children watch cartoons on their tablets at maximum volume while eating in restaurants.

Invest in some headphones or turn the sound down or how about you actually interact with your children as opposed to letting watch 90 minutes of shite while reinforcing that being antisocial is acceptable.
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#6997 ONLINE   hopeisimportant

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 08:45 AM

Charity folk that knock on your door at 9pm. Usually hippy looking students trying to earn a couple of quid whilst attempting to guilt trip everyone on their doorstep.


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#6998 OFFLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 08:48 AM

Charity folk who only take direct debit. GTF.
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 08:55 AM

Charity folk that knock on your door at 9pm. Usually hippy looking students trying to earn a couple of quid whilst attempting to guilt trip everyone on their doorstep.


I take great pleasure in telling them to fuck off for waking junior.
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#7000 OFFLINE   alscotoz

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:23 AM

And go raid the fridge?

 

I prefer to peruse.


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Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:48 AM

Anne Begg, that wheelchair bound MP, tried tipping me when I worked at a shop once. I had to refuse because we weren't allowed to accept tips.

 

 

You should have tipped her


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#7002 ONLINE   StandFree1982

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 11:07 AM

You should have tipped her

 

:laughing:  :laughing:


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Posted 20 March 2019 - 01:38 PM

You should have tipped her


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#7004 OFFLINE   manboobs109

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 01:51 PM

Boozer with no papers. Fuck sake.
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#7005 OFFLINE   manboobs109

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 01:56 PM

How do the adverts work on this site? Look what I just fucking got? New pet hate is the hat calling me a sex case

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#7006 OFFLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 01:59 PM

It's based on internet history
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#7007 OFFLINE   manboobs109

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 02:02 PM

Well it's algorithms are fucked today coz I just got another one for a university.
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#7008 OFFLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 02:03 PM

You targeting university students too?
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#7009 OFFLINE   manboobs109

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 02:06 PM

I've been doing that for years
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#7010 OFFLINE   Arabian Knight

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 03:17 PM

chebs ehm up lochee perk lookin fir ye..ehv goat a coupla cans
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#7011 OFFLINE   manboobs109

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 06:24 PM

chebs ehm up lochee perk lookin fir ye..ehv goat a coupla cans


Next time you're up Stobie way gives a shout
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#7012 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 21 March 2019 - 04:38 AM

How do the adverts work on this site? Look what I just fucking got? New pet hate is the hat calling me a sex caseScreenshot-20190320-135402.jpg


Who were you logged in as?
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Posted 21 March 2019 - 10:21 AM

How do the adverts work on this site? Look what I just fucking got? New pet hate is the hat calling me a sex case

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You once posted that you're a peado.  Seems fair enough really.


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#7014 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 21 March 2019 - 10:23 AM

^ “reaserching” Young lassies from Doncaster and their older brown boyfriends
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Posted 21 March 2019 - 11:10 AM

Algorithm wasn't smart enough to realize he was more interested in the brown boyfriends
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Posted 21 March 2019 - 02:44 PM

Places like the Card Factory that sell absolute tat.


On the rare occasion I buy a card, CloudyBlue in Rosemount. Amy is an absolute darling.
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Posted 21 March 2019 - 03:37 PM

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Posted 21 March 2019 - 03:38 PM

Could've done with that when I fucked off to Croatia. Bookmarked, cheers, henry
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Posted 21 March 2019 - 07:32 PM

You ever need a limerick or a bit of verse, contact me, Poodlio . Mate's rates. 


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limericks etc..,


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Posted 21 March 2019 - 09:39 PM

Roses are red,
Morelos is black,
I hope you both die.
Along with Ryan Jack.
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