The Boofon

She got fried eggs / bee stings rather than melons Ed?

No wonder your bank were coming the cunt with you.

Head was gone last few games and performances definitely dropped. Probably what folk remember.

Crazy that folk fall for this nonsense. They're awful. Not specifically the Morton's one. Just in general.

Awful lot of folk predicting a big win. Living in a dream land lads. Will be a turgid 1-0 victory at best. Be nice to be proved wrong but can't see anything other than a complete borefest. Livi are an awful team.

Sagging so low they're on page 449

Same.

Lauren Goodger rocks skintight black sportswear as she hits the gym for a gruelling workout after revealing she regrets ever having cosmetic surgery | Daily Mail Online Real life v Instagram right there. Holy fuck.

Need to change your username then. They were readily available to Top Reds.

Get one in Turkey for a tenner.

It isn't. Perform like the JVC team don't dress up like them. Pathetic.

Crap. Living in the past again. Time for a fresh start Aberdeen FC. Nostalgia dragging us down.

Should have let her win one IYAM. Fair chance you'd have got a run up her muddy ditch if you had.

Wonder how many of those people in those 22 million homes have wanked themselves off in a Tesco car park. Not many I'd wager.

Long live the King.