US Presidential Election 2020

[Ke1t]

Sidney Powell... a lunatic, Q Anaon, conspiracy theorist so off the deep end that even Trump fired her after her batshit claims made all preceding batshit claims seem like well reasoned argument ?

How these fuckers get mainstream attention is a mystery. 

 

Okay, it's not a mystery, but I wish to fuck it was. 

 

 

[Laichomoray]

Sidney Powell is the Attorney who's pursuing Dominion voting systems,ie not that guy above. I believe 'she' had to distance herself from Trump because she'd found alleged voter fraud on both sides of the political aisle

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, Laichomoray said:

Sidney Powell is the Attorney who's pursuing Dominion voting systems,ie not that guy above

Ahhh. Apologies. My error. 

[Guest milne_afc]

9 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Sidney Powell...

Star of In the Heat of the Night.

Favourite black actor, in fact.

[Fridge]

Do you take the knee when you watch it?

[Ke1t]

Sidney Powell is the fruitbat who claimed Hugo Chavez (who died in 2013) was involved in a multinational plot to supply hacked voting machines to cheat Donald Trump (elected 2016) out of the election by transferring votes from Trump to Biden. Part of an... ahem... "Elite Strikeforce Team"... and that was a quote... that was going to uncover massive voter fraud that the NSA, DOJ, CIA, and FBI have all been unable to uncover. But, yeah, this loon and Rudy Giuliani are going to somehow uncover this vast international cabal that plotted to usurp Trump's power. 

She's now claiming that American special forces battled German... security or military or fuck knows, it's a fever swamp of psychotic bullshit... but anyway, this Delta Force team infiltrated Colditz or wherever and snatched a server out of Germany of all places, that can prove everything and she's going to ...ahem... RELEASE THE KRACKEN!... and that was a quote... that will uncover the whole sordid Leftist scheme. 

Because, you know, all that's more plausible than the most unpopular president in modern history being voted out by a massively mobilised American electorate. 

She's a lunatic... and if you find yourself staring glassy-eyed at her on the TV, mouthing "Elite Strikeforce Team will release the Kracken" the first thing you should do is readjust your tinfoil hat. 

The second thing you should do is ask your doctor to up your meds, because the current dose is woefully insufficient. 

Put it this way.. if a mentalist like Trump thinks you're too fucking crazy for even HIS wild-eyed acolytes then you're not just out there you're beyond the fucking heliopause and three quarters of the way to Alpha Centauri. 

 

 

 

[Simply Red]

26 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Star of In the Heat of the Night.

Favourite black actor, in fact.

 

 

[Ke1t]

"Hey, Kelt... what do your taxes pay for?" you ask. 

It's funny you should ask, because the  money I hand over to the state and Federal governments each year go towards things like 'Maintaining democracy' and 'Giving the people a voice'. This means that the people can demand hearings if they think things aren't going as cool as they should, and they can sit at a desk in front of our elected officials and complain about the stuff they personally find annoying. And in a country where one in five people are statistically certifiably mental at any given time that means crazy people get to demand that we all hear what they have to say. 

And I get to pay towards the millions of dollars pissed against the wall at the state and national capitals every year because these mentals have a constitutional right to hearings. 

At my State capital for the last couple of days, for example, I've been paying for the privilege of having a never-ending stream of bams regaile us with stories of how the election was DEFINITELY stolen. 

Now, fortunately, this lad watched the hearings so I didn't have to... and here's his synopsis. 

[Ke1t]

It's been a few days since Rudy did any mental stuff like trying to fuck a 15 year old, or screaming at the skies, or sweating hair dye down his coupon, or holding a presser in a parking lot next to a sex shop... so it's probably about time he did something mental, because Rudy Giulani. 

At yesterday's hearings in the great... the GREATEST... state of Michigan, and burning through my tax dollars like nobody gives a fuck... Rudy presented a stream of barely coherent 'witnesses' who all saw Joe Biden's legions of poll fraudsters do the frauds. 

Then we got to his Star Witness (Loved Princess Leia)... a drunk Valley Girl who Karened her way through her testimony. Testimony she already gave in court and saw thrown out for being, "Utter fucking bullshit"... I'm paraphrasing the judge's words. 

Take it away Drunk Valley Karen. 

 

[maryhilldon]

It's not news worthy anymore over here Kelt,  we've moved on. 

[Ke1t]

21 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

It's not news worthy anymore over here Kelt,  we've moved on. 

The antics and shenanigans of the US 'electoral process' are more entertainment than news at this point. 

There's always a market for entertainment.  

 

[Don Fonte]

56 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

It's been a few days since Rudy did any mental stuff like trying to fuck a 15 year old, or screaming at the skies, or sweating hair dye down his coupon, or holding a presser in a parking lot next to a sex shop... so it's probably about time he did something mental, because Rudy Giulani. 

At yesterday's hearings in the great... the GREATEST... state of Michigan, and burning through my tax dollars like nobody gives a fuck... Rudy presented a stream of barely coherent 'witnesses' who all saw Joe Biden's legions of poll fraudsters do the frauds. 

Then we got to his Star Witness (Loved Princess Leia)... a drunk Valley Girl who Karened her way through her testimony. Testimony she already gave in court and saw thrown out for being, "Utter fucking bullshit"... I'm paraphrasing the judge's words. 

Take it away Drunk Valley Karen. 

 

Looks bonkers, therefore probably a great ride.

For those reasons, I'm in.

[Ke1t]

8 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Looks bonkers, therefore probably a great ride.

For those reasons, I'm in.

She's a flat out loon. 

Remember to give fake deets before fucking her. 

Oh, also just went ahead and farted while mic'd up... because why wouldn't he? He's Rudy fucking Giuliani. 

 

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

She's a flat out loon. 

Remember to give fake deets before fucking her. 

Oh, also just went ahead and farted while mic'd up... because why wouldn't he? He's Rudy fucking Giuliani. 

 

I'll give her Moobs details.

Haha, I respect him for doing that. Not much else, but definitely that.

[King Street Loon]

51 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

She's a flat out loon. 

Remember to give fake deets before fucking her. 

Oh, also just went ahead and farted while mic'd up... because why wouldn't he? He's Rudy fucking Giuliani. 

 

Haha,  the quines look when he let's rip.

[BrianFaePerth]

Has anyone ever seen Rudy and Dad in the same room? 
 

At least one without a 15 year old?

[shut up meg]

On 12/1/2020 at 8:38 PM, Ke1t said:

Sidney Powell... a lunatic, Q Anaon, conspiracy theorist so off the deep end that even Trump fired her after her batshit claims made all preceding batshit claims seem like well reasoned argument ?

How these fuckers get mainstream attention is a mystery. 

 

Okay, it's not a mystery, but I wish to fuck it was. 

 

 

https://www.newsweek.com/qanon-biden-foot-ankle-monitor-arrest-1551408?amp=01&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

QAnon followers are absolutely mental, they now think that Biden's medical boot is there to hide an ankle monitor after he was arrested.

[The Boofon]

37 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

https://www.newsweek.com/qanon-biden-foot-ankle-monitor-arrest-1551408?amp=01&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

QAnon followers are absolutely mental, they now think that Biden's medical boot is there to hide an ankle monitor after he was arrested.

 

?

Possible.

[shut up meg]

On 12/3/2020 at 5:48 PM, Ke1t said:

It's been a few days since Rudy did any mental stuff like trying to fuck a 15 year old, or screaming at the skies, or sweating hair dye down his coupon, or holding a presser in a parking lot next to a sex shop... so it's probably about time he did something mental, because Rudy Giulani. 

At yesterday's hearings in the great... the GREATEST... state of Michigan, and burning through my tax dollars like nobody gives a fuck... Rudy presented a stream of barely coherent 'witnesses' who all saw Joe Biden's legions of poll fraudsters do the frauds. 

Then we got to his Star Witness (Loved Princess Leia)... a drunk Valley Girl who Karened her way through her testimony. Testimony she already gave in court and saw thrown out for being, "Utter fucking bullshit"... I'm paraphrasing the judge's words. 

Take it away Drunk Valley Karen. 

 

 

On 12/3/2020 at 6:45 PM, Don Fonte said:

Looks bonkers, therefore probably a great ride.

For those reasons, I'm in.

There appears to be video evidence of her riding skills on tape somewhere.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/rudy-giulianis-star-election-witness-melissa-carone-harassed-boyfriends-ex-with-sex-tapes?source=cheats&via=rss&

 

[Ke1t]

The Rudy Circus staggers ever onwards like a drunken Hatter on the unpleasant but bloody-minded last leg of a New Year Pub Craal round Aberdeen. 

In today's episode of "The Fuck's Rudy Done Now?" our hapless hero has...

 

...CONTRACTED THE COVIDS ?

 

 

 

[Ke1t]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I don’t know what to believe anymore 

I’d like to see thon mental bints sex tapes though 

Only a matter of time before there's a Vivid XXX parody of her getting fucked up the arse by Covid Rudy.

SNL nailed it on Saturday, though... 

 

 

[Laichomoray]

 

 

 

[Henry]

NWT

[Don Fonte]

13 minutes ago, Henry said:

NWT

 

[shut up meg]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

 

What did I miss?

It's showing up as private video.

[Don Fonte]

Just now, shut up meg said:

What did I miss?

It's showing up as private video.

Just fucked the link. Now edited.

[BrianFaePerth]

Yep totally fucked now. Well done. 

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Yep totally fucked now. Well done. 

Thanks for the support Brizo.

Go fuck the pool boy.

[BrianFaePerth]

12 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Thanks for the support Brizo.

Go fuck the pool boy.

Just come out of the pool. 
 

#JustAnotherMondayNight

[Henry]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Just come in the pool boy. 
 

#JustAnotherMondayNight

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