For Fecks Sake

Are you the type who doesn't like buying anything Green or Blue?

Just listened to his press conference and it was as expected. Greens calling him everything in theirs while he tries to smooth it over saying all is ok and its been a great relationship but its run its course. Imagine having to give a press conference on dumping the girlfriend or wife... "Your wife has said in her statement that its because you smell and have a small penis and she loves her new (well hung) pool boy lover, how do you respond to those remarks?". Will be interesting to hear what else the Greens come out with over the coming days.

Sorry dad, will try harder to get it right next time.

2 soft boiled eggs, had some softies to use so toasted them (need to do that more, always affa fine toasted) and a cup of tea. Set me up to do big things in Oil & Gas today.

Or a bit of early morning humour that went right over your head you dottery auld bastard!

Mist be a nightmare, but then again the poorest neighbourhoods, and the worst houses, are always directly under the flight paths for military jets.

Make it from scratch, tastes better than any jar bought from a supermarket.

Apart from setting us up to drink on a daily / regular basis. Nah never did is any harm at all 😂

Yofud

Aye ok, settle down Yoda.

Don't be going looking for answers where a vague "them" will suffice 🙄

FIFY

Back up, @Poodlergot the jab like the rest of us sheep? WTF Illusion shattered.....

Two bits of toast, peanut butter (smooth) and a glass of OJ.