Pet Hates

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

And you were in the audience with oldies on their day out

Ha ha. I was in another part of the studio.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, BrianFaePerth said:

Fluffing Richard in his dressing room?

??.

Never had that opportunity min, but I spoke to Mr. Whiteley on a number of occasions. Poor bastard died 6 months later.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Ha ha. I was in another part of the studio.

Fluffing Richard in his dressing room?

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

??.

Never had that opportunity min, but I spoke to Mr. Whiteley on a number of occasions. Poor bastard died 6 months later.

Your atrocious luck rubbed off on him.

[Betty Swallicks]

6 hours ago, Dad said:

Here Bri - you're a thran

Deary me. 

[sheepcrooky]

3 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

She's a lovely quine. Had the pleasure of meeting her the once.

You sure it wasn’t Anne Robinson ? You’re eyesight is not 100%

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Your atrocious luck rubbed off on him.

Poor cunt inhaled my breath (at a distance of course?) and by the following June, Mr. Whiteley was broon breed. Nae luck min.

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

57 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

You sure it wasn’t Anne Robinson ? You’re eyesight is not 100%

??.

She wiz on the other channel at the time. "Goodbye!"?

[Redforever86]

6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Poor cunt inhaled my breath (at a distance of course?) and by the following June, Mr. Whiteley was broon breed. Nae luck min.

 

He was probably killed by inhaling your poisonous words about black people. 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

Nicholas Witchell.

Is there a more pathetic, subservient, snivelling wee cunt than him on TV?

When the Queen snuffs it later this year, put this cunt in the coffin with her. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

He was probably killed by inhaling your poisonous words about black people. 

?.

He was in agreement with me about that as there are plenty minor ethnics living in Leeds.

"You hardly see a white down here, Richard min." "I feel a stranger in my own territory, MAD".

However, I had a ethnic pick me up fae Leeds Central Station and drop me off at my digs, and vice versa. No gun or knife pulled on me during either journey. Harmony and respect. 

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

Nicholas Witchell.

Is there a more pathetic, subservient, snivelling wee cunt than him on TV?

When the Queen snuffs it later this year, put this cunt in the coffin with her. 

He's still missing Margaret Roberts who died in 2013.

Still hasn't come to terms with it.

[Zeus]

Celtic fans addressing folk as "Bhoys" or "Ghirls"

Probably the saddest/cringy thing in the world.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Celtic fans addressing folk as "Bhoys" or "Ghirls"

Probably the saddest/cringy thing in the world.

Prefer Carlsberg, especially the Export.

[Zeus]

Dinna get it pal ?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Fair doos min. Nae everyone gets my attempt at humour.

Think about one of Denmark's greatest creation bar Peter Kjaer, Henning Boel, Jens Petersen, Linse Kessler, and Malene Espensen.

@Zeus

[Zeus]

Im half cut and a bitty simple tbf

Bacon?

[Studebaker-90]

I’ll go for a drink with you Zeus 

[Ramandu]

Zeus will come good.

[Redforever86]

52 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

I’ll go for a drink with you Zeus 

Haircut second date. 

[manboobs109]

Everycunt clapping on Top of the Pops in 1992

[Parklife]

49 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Zeus will come good.

Only if you whisper "hullo ma dearie" in his ear whilst tickling his baws. 

[manboobs109]

16 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Decent year 

What songs? 

Ebenezer Goode, Das Boot and Doctor Alban the highlights

[manboobs109]

7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

#memories 

don’t see your problem 

It's just the clapping. One of those "once you notice it" things.

I'm more chilled now though. Smoked a one skinner, half a dozen guinness, ate about a kilo of boiled ham fae the butcher, jobs a good 'un

[Zeus]

3 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

I’ll go for a drink with you Zeus 

Who wants a meeting 

[maryhilldon]

31 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I've had a pint with Zeus. 

Fridge would happily buy Zeus a pint.

[maryhilldon]

Fridge would happily buy Putin a pint, he's that kind of guy.

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I last clapped my hands when the guffs got beat in the Euro final 

I near enough hit the ceiling,  you'd think Scotland had just won the final.

[shut up meg]

19 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

Nicholas Witchell.

Is there a more pathetic, subservient, snivelling wee cunt than him on TV?

When the Queen snuffs it later this year, put this cunt in the coffin with her. 

Aye, he's a right weasel looking toadying prick.

He used to be a serious journalist as well, fronted the 6 o'clock news, breakfast TV, was lead reporter at Zeebrugge and Lockerbie.

He must occasionally reflect on his life and think "what the fuck am I doing this shit for?", then decides that £100k plus a year and all expenses paid trips to the Caribbean, during the winter makes up for the loss of dignity. 

[pocrawred]

8 hours ago, shut up meg said:

Aye, he's a right weasel looking toadying prick.

He used to be a serious journalist as well, fronted the 6 o'clock news, breakfast TV, was lead reporter at Zeebrugge and Lockerbie.

He must occasionally reflect on his life and think "what the fuck am I doing this shit for?", then decides that £100k plus a year and all expenses paid trips to the Caribbean, during the winter makes up for the loss of dignity. 

Cunts prince edwards besty min.... bint as a £4 note.