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a don in oz last won the day on May 17 2014

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  1. Better watch out or the rumours will start about Tosh now. I mean we've had everything else so why not that too?
  2. I don't even think her voluminous fanny would save us right now. Could be wrong though.
  3. Fuckin hell. You know this thread is going great where we've now got comments about Sticky Vicky! 😂
  4. 100% believe we won't appoint another interim. Leven will just continue as caretaker whether its to an appointment this week, next or at the end of the season. Doing anything other than that would just make people go even more insane than they already are.
  5. And there we go again: making up a scenario when no one knows the truth of the situation and then getting irate about the scenario you've envisaged.
  6. Serious post for a fucking change from me in this bonkers thread but.... I think you actually might be right there.
  7. Nah you're thinking of INSIDE computers. 👍
  8. Hey there's that sense of existential dread I mentioned before! Uncannily accurate.
  9. For the avoidance of doubt, LLM have one useful purpose in the world right now and that is creating bullshit like that. ❤️
  10. Fuck me... an hour ago this comment is here and then its already on the bloody Dyce Boys website?! FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Dyce Boys Football Club Denies Rumours Surrounding Coach Eric Mannall DYCE, UK — Dyce Boys Football Club wishes to address the recent speculation circulating in the media regarding our esteemed coach, Eric Mannall. We categorically deny any rumours that Mr. Mannall has been approached by Aberdeen Football Club for the position of manager. These reports are unfounded and do not reflect the reality of the situation. Eric Mannall remains a valued member of our coaching staff, committed to the development and success of Dyce Boys Football Club. We look forward to continuing our work together in fostering the talents of our young players. We kindly request all media outlets to respect the privacy of Mr. Mannall and the club during this time. About Dyce Boys Football Club Dyce Boys Football Club is a community-focused club dedicated to nurturing young talent and fostering a love for the game. Our commitment lies in providing a supportive environment for our players to develop their skills and reach their full potential. ENDS
  11. To be fair the playing with "a dash of existential dread" sounds spot on.
  12. Breaking News: Marc White Takes the Helm at Aberdeen FC! By Clumsy McScribbler, Sports Correspondent In a shocking turn of events, the mighty Aberdeen Football Club has appointed none other than Dorking Wanderers’ very own Marc White as their new manager. Yes, you heard it right, folks! The man who once led a team of underfed pigeons to victory in the local park is now in charge of a club that’s seen more silverware than a fancy cutlery store. White, a man whose tactical acumen is about as sharp as a deflated beach ball, was reportedly gobsmacked when he got the call from Aberdeen. “I thought they were after my secret recipe for microwave lasagna,” he quipped, adjusting his ill-fitting suit. But no, dear readers, they wanted him to lead their team to glory. Or at least to the nearest pub. “I’ve never managed outside Dorking,” White confessed, scratching his head. “But hey, football’s like riding a unicycle blindfolded, right? You just pedal harder and hope you don’t crash into the mascot.” The Dons, as Aberdeen is affectionately known, are a club steeped in tradition. Their fans are as loyal as a Labrador with separation anxiety. They’ve seen it all: the highs, the lows, and the occasional mid-table mediocrity. Now, they’ll witness the arrival of a man who thinks a 4-4-2 formation is a bingo card. “I’ve got big plans,” White declared, squinting at the sun like a confused meerkat. “First, we’ll work on our ‘pass and pray’ strategy. Then, I’ll teach the lads to tackle like they’re swatting flies at a picnic. And don’t get me started on our pre-match rituals—I’ve got a lucky sock that hasn’t been washed since 2003!” The press conference was a masterclass in clichés. White promised to give 110%, even though mathematically that’s impossible. He vowed to take it one game at a time, as if football matches were a series of surprise parties. And when asked about his tactics, he replied, “Well, we’ll play with passion, heart, and a dash of existential dread.” So there you have it, dear readers. Marc White, the man who once mistook a corner flag for a giant lollipop, is now at the helm of Aberdeen FC. Buckle up, football fans—it’s going to be a bumpy ride. And remember, as they say in Dorking, “When life gives you lemons, make a half-time orange slice.” 🍊⚽️ (Prompt: Write 5 paragraphs like a veyr poor quality journalist about Dorking Wanderers founder Marc White being appointed as Aberdeen football club manager. He has never managed outside Dorking before and was surprised but looking forward to the challenge. Use every football cliche you can.)
  13. That right fucking there is it! I hate these journo pricks with their insular horseshit about needing a Scottish buddy to manage unless its the uglies then its magical having a non-Scot. Ugh. Christ I hate the media there...
  14. Yeah just sign up to RedTV when you're in Oz and watch there if you really want to. I do think though - as others said -if you're out of country though then you should forget it instead of staying up until midnight in Perth and 2am in Sydney to watch games assuming its 3pm kickoffs. (Or whatever the times are with daylight savings). Just enjoy your trip instead.
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