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Mines to the manager.

 

Oh! Ill-fated manager of the spidery beard.

I must reveal to you sir, your tactics are not feared.

By telling the world fearlessly and without the least dismay,

That your 7th and 8th central defenders should have given way,

At least many sensible men do say,

Had they been replaced by midfielders and scorers

At least many sensible men do say

For stronger attacks and on the ground we would build

And thus more of our opponents hopes might be killed

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Mines to the manager.

 

Oh! Ill-fated manager of the spidery beard.

I must reveal to you sir, your tactics are not feared.

By telling the world fearlessly and without the least dismay,

That your 7th and 8th central defenders should have given way,

At least many sensible men do say,

Had they been replaced by midfielders and scorers

At least many sensible men do say

For stronger attacks and on the ground we would build

And thus more of our opponents hopes might be killed

 

+1 for McGonagall reference right away  :checkit:

 

The bar has been set, sir. 

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When hordes o' punters walk doon King Street

And loads o' sheepies start to bleat

As winter days are drawin' late

And shitey form affects the gate

While we sit bousin in the Foundry

Gettin' fu' wi' all and sundry

We think na o' the lang Scots miles

Along Lang Stracht ower slaps and stiles

That lie between us and oor new hame

When the f@ck will be oor first hame game?

"We'll pump the sevco" was Mcinnes' vow

And we unveil oor new signing Alan Gow

This truth did cause a load o' banter

As we tae Westhill toon did canter

Gatherin oorsels in expectation

But 4-5-1 was the fuckin formation

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When hordes o' punters walk doon King Street

And loads o' sheepies start to bleat

As winter days are drawin' late

And shitey form affects the gate

While we sit bousin in the Foundry

Gettin' fu' wi' all and sundry

We think na o' the lang Scots miles

Along Lang Stracht ower slaps and stiles

That lie between us and oor new hame

When the f@ck will be oor first hame game?

"We'll pump the sevco" was Mcinnes' vow

And we unveil oor new signing Alan Gow

This truth did cause a load o' banter

As we tae Westhill toon did canter

Gatherin oorsels in expectation

But 4-5-1 was the fuckin formation

-1 for mentioning foundry

 

Serpentry

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Guest milne_afc

Tup, Tup, wherever you may be,

Please come back to chat of afc

And lend your ears

To junkies, hoors and queers

Who struggle with hierarchacal system which has blossomed organically in your absence.

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