The crap Christmas present thread 2021

[manboobs109]

40 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Your Brexits got a lot to answer for 

Sports Mixtures are fucked also 

Havers. It's EU laws limiting sugar content and salt levels etc.

Boris will get busy repealing all that bollocks next year.

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I think your man Boris will be in the reject bin soon enough 

Most folk (apart fae you) now know he’s fucked everyone over with his fibs 

If it hadn't been for his brush with death things would be very different. Understandable that it would take a lot out of any man.

[manboobs109]

Less sugar n'shit innit. More sweeteners. Sugar tax. EU mandarins to blame no doubt.

[The Boofon]

59 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Less sugar n'shit innit. More sweeteners. Sugar tax. EU mandarins to blame no doubt.

Orange bastards. 

[alscotoz]

Leather wallet. Now got 3 in the bedside table...did you keep the receipt???

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, alscotoz said:

Leather wallet. Now got 3 in the bedside table...did you keep the receipt???

How are they meant to know you already have one, when you never get it out. 

 

[alscotoz]

3 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

How are they meant to know you already have one, when you never get it out. 

 

You got me there...

[Fridge]

9 hours ago, Roberto said:

See he is out with his young bit of stuff.

Defo perverted paedo tendencies thon like.

Always the very young ones.

I run aiberdeen and Glasgow.

Rise up...

Is she hot? I’ve nae seen him in ages

Assume he is still sporting the same leather jacket that he’s had for circa 2 decades

[Quagmire]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Is she hot? I’ve nae seen him in ages

Assume he is still sporting the same leather jacket that he’s had for circa 2 decades

Fuck sake Fridge, he wont be happy you're going about bad mouthing him. 

[manboobs109]

Leather jackets are meant to be long lasting anyway. An investment.

[The Boofon]

52 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Fuck sake Fridge, he wont be happy you're going about bad mouthing him. 

Should be more concerned that @Roberto has basically called him a peado. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Seems to be quite a few of them on here these days. 
 

The fact one has recently fled the country and  another has his ticket booked speaks volumes 

[Reed or deed]

Learher jackets ?

The wine coloured ones and light brown ones are some of the worst. 
 

Reekin

[cheesepipes]

4 hours ago, Fridge said:

Is she hot? I’ve nae seen him in ages

Assume he is still sporting the same leather jacket that he’s had for circa 2 decades

Ive a 20 year old non leather jacket i still wear. Hasn't aged a day. 

Ive a 30 year old T Shirt that is a bit rough around the edges but its now a prized possession. 

 

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Ive a 20 year old non leather jacket i still wear. Hasn't aged a day. 

Ive a 30 year old T Shirt that is a bit rough around the edges but its now a prized possession. 

 

Ive still got a long sleeve charlatans jesus hairdo tshirt and a teenage fanclub one both fae the early 90s. Bombers a’wye. My son can take them onto Antiques Roadshow in 50years time and make bank.

 

[cheesepipes]

9 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Ive still got a long sleeve charlatans jesus hairdo tshirt and a teenage fanclub one both fae the early 90s. Bombers a’wye. My son can take them onto Antiques Roadshow in 50years time and make bank.

 

Aye, the T Shirts are tour shirts. 

I wish id kept them all. 

[The Boofon]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Leather jackets are meant to be long lasting anyway. An investment.

 

[Bluto10]

I’ve a old football strips from the early 90, with out my name on the back

[Ke1t]

7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I should have an Achtung Baby tour t-shirt kicking about my old man’s place 

 

Probably worth about a millions pounds 

I had a PiL TOUR tour T-shirt, and a Transvision Vamp Born To Be Sold tour t-shirt etc... but my pride and joy was an original Sigue Sigue Sputnik Rollerball shirt in the Houston colors. 

Probably worth a million pounds... unfortunately they were all sold to buy drugs. 

I regret nothing. 

[chief_wiggum]

 

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

this was the one (wouldn’t fit me now as I was 12 when I got it)
 

I have that one too, It's turned grey now and all the printing is cracked, still fits though! and also this one too

 

 

 

 

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Wore all my old tour t-shirts into such a sorry state they were eventually used as rags. Used to buy the bootleg ones outside the venues for a fiver as well. Never see that now.

Ive had some belters of Rock /metal t shirts over the years. Usually offensive words that got Grannys tutting. 

Wish i still had them, faded n falling to bits would be fine. 

Rock n roll bric a brac seems to be my thing these days. 

[manboobs109]

I had a Carter t shirt with "you fat bastard" on it.

[Simply Red]

Carter and Neds mustve made more cash on their tees than their music. Every cunt seemed to have one on

[cheesepipes]

Had a Skid Row shirt with EAT, FUCK KILL on the back. 

A classic Almighty logo shirt with All Loud, all wild, all fucking mighty on the back. 

Pantera, fucking Hostile shirt. 

Another Almighty shirt based on Irn Bru label that said Fuk U instead of Irn Bru...... Bright orange, on the back.... Made in Scotland, fae Girders......quite a tacky number. 

Liked an offensive shirt. 

[styrofoamplates]

My favourite band t-shirt by far. 

The sheer delight I would get of people looking at it and then the realisation of what they were seeing on a 14 year old boy used to delight me 

[Bluto10]

had\have a smart morrissey one which I still wear (it’s in tatters)

also got a tsr one in same state

[BrianFaePerth]

20 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

had\have a smart morrissey one which I still wear (it’s in tatters)

also got a tsr one in same state

As is your life

[cheesepipes]

42 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

My favourite band t-shirt by far. 

The sheer delight I would get of people looking at it and then the realisation of what they were seeing on a 14 year old boy used to delight me 

You are a man of taste Mr Plates and ill forever fight your corner. 

[styrofoamplates]

27 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

You are a man of taste Mr Plates and ill forever fight your corner. 

Why thank you Mr Pipes. 

Wish I still had that shirt. Found a knock off on eBay for £20. Might be time to unleash it as a 40 year old. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, styrofoamplates said:

My favourite band t-shirt by far. 

The sheer delight I would get of people looking at it and then the realisation of what they were seeing on a 14 year old boy used to delight me 

Is that an umbrella up an arse?