aberdeen1970 Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Tino Asprilla must have done time surely? Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dad said: Strikers seem to be the most synonymous with lawbreaking - interesting Edit - Hes clean apparently. Maybes no caught yet is all Used to roam around Newcastle packing a gun. Some boy. Maybe too scared to try and lift him! Link to comment
YorkDon Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Could have Hoddle and Waddle for a crime against music in the 80’s… Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 21 minutes ago, Dad said: What role shall we give him? Club ambassador or summat? Anything but accountant I'd imagine Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Dad said: 4-3-3 currently - full squad available; any switcheroos required - ears open to suggestion (a pretty solid lineup tbf) Goalkeeper: Luke McCormack Left Back: Marcos Alonso Centre Back: Declan Gallagher Centre Back: Tony Adams Right Back: Craig Thomson Left Winger Zoltan Varga Central Midfielder: Peter Storey © Right Winger Paul Gascoigne Left Forward: Duncan Ferguson Centre Forward: Maradona Left Forward: Ronaldinho Sub 1: Bruce Grobelaar Sub 2: Ched Evans Sub 3: Leigh Griffiths Sub 4: Graham Rix Sub 5: Jan Molby Sub 6: Joey Barton Sub 7: Lee Hughes Sub 8: Adam Johnson Sub 9: Robin Friday Sub 10: Frankie Miller Sub 11: Ian Wright Sub 12: Patrick Kluivert Sub 13: Robbie Fowler Sub 14: David Goodwillie Manager: David Martindale Assistant Manager: Eric Black Sporting Director: Sam Allardyce CEO: Grodon Bennett Surely, our former player Paul Quinn is a candidate for the subs bench, along with Troy De Knee? Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 12 hours ago, Yorston Vasey said: Aye, get him in ahead of Grobbelaar.. Bruce was done for just talking about match fixing but was never proven he was up to no good. The fact the killer goalie was a captain earns double points as Glass seems quite keen on signing criminals and/or captains and this guy has done both ? To be fair to Black he just said he " knew who would take bungs" but was never actually alleged of taking himself Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Aye I'm ashamed of myself for mentioning the messiah Eric, How about George Graham, the famous chant to the tune " my old man's a dustman * Georgie Graham's magic, He wears a magic hat, He saw the agents transfer fee, and said I will have some of that" And how the fuck Harry Redknapp has never been implicated is beyond me. Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 George Best did 3 months for drink driving/assaulting police/failure to answer bail Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 And Mickey Thomas......18 months for counterfeiting Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Marlon King.....a real bad boy. String of various offences, fines, 2 prison sentences, various community service orders Link to comment
Andy_123 Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/football/2012/jul/04/breno-bayern-munich-jail-arson Never heard of this guy before, but he sounds like he should be involved Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 27 minutes ago, Dad said: What did the Quinnster do? Battered someone unconscious outside a nightclub in Glasgow when he was still on the books of Motherwell. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Dad said: Heres it - Wrighty had already been flung for Maradona. Ronaldinho and Dunc Ferguson make up the front three - in for Dunc? Seems harsh given hes a proper qualifier and no mistake - hoo mama: Goalkeeper: Luke McCormack Left Back: Marcos Alonso Centre Back: Declan Gallagher Centre Back: Tony Adams Right Back: Craig Thomson Left Winger Zoltan Varga Central Midfielder: Peter Storey © Right Winger Paul Gascoigne Left Forward: Duncan Ferguson Centre Forward: Maradona Left Forward: Ronaldinho Sub 1: Bruce Grobelaar Sub 2: Ched Evans Sub 3: Leigh Griffiths Sub 4: Graham Rix Sub 5: Jan Molby Sub 6: Joey Barton Sub 7: Lee Hughes Sub 8: Adam Johnson Sub 9: Robin Friday Sub 10: Frankie Miller Sub 11: Ian Wright Sub 12: Patrick Kluivert Sub 13: Robbie Fowler Sub 14: David Goodwillie Sub 15: Eric Cantona Manager: David Martindale Assistant Manager: Eric Black Sporting Director: Sam Allardyce CEO: Grodon Bennett Lee Hughes and Kluivert shouldn't be on the bench, I know Ferguson and Maradona are/were mad bastards but they never killed anyone. Also, Hughes was convicted of assault in 2011 (reduced from the original sexual assault). C'mon to fuck dad, get a grip of yourself. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Paul Paton battered the Polish Celtic keeper in a back lane in Glasgow a few years back. Sounds like a decent lad to be fair. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Ferguson was sent down for breaching his suspended sentence and Maradona never spent time inside. Hughes and Kluivert both killed folk. They should be starters. Link to comment
OnceFaeMintlaw Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Phil McGuire on the bench - beat up his missus didn’t he? Link to comment
sooth_stander Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 26 minutes ago, OnceFaeMintlaw said: Phil McGuire on the bench - beat up his missus didn’t he? Gave her the clap. Link to comment
Yorston Vasey Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Stan Collymore was fond of the old wife beating or two. Room for him? Link to comment
1983 Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 What the fuck’s happened to our set pieces? All of our corners are now just floated into the 6 yard box, and both Mackenzie and Ramsey keep getting dragged all over the pitch to take shite free kicks. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Russell’s back on the plonk!!! Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Hope whoever is driving his car home for him is sober this time then. Link to comment
Don_Corleone Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 22 minutes ago, 1983 said: What the fuck’s happened to our set pieces? All of our corners are now just floated into the 6 yard box, and both Mackenzie and Ramsey keep getting dragged all over the pitch to take shite free kicks. Dragged all over the pitch to watch one another take free kicks you mean. Meaning they're miles out of position when we inevitably lose the ball. Link to comment
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