Pet Hates

[mcdougall(4)]

What's wrong with a classic text message to close family and friends that gives you an excuse to get out of that vipers nest of a delivery room.

Classic text message

 

Id say quite a recent invention

[The Boofon]

 

 

What can your recall from your 4th birthday ? His present and copious amounts of cake will dictate over colour of feathers from balloon. Surely...

I can recall being cheated out of a treasure hunt prize at a mates birthday as his old man told me there was a wasps nest in the old tree stump I was about to delve into. Would have won as well as thats where it was hidden.

 

Matthew Something. Stayed at one of the gate houses Lintmill side of Cullen House.

 

Scarred for life over that.

 

Got locked in on way home as well as the old Church gates had been locked and I couldnt take the shortcut home.

 

With hindsight I must have been 5 nae 4. Canna believe Id be allowed to walk home on my own at 4 years old from beyond Cullen House to Logie Park.

 

Still petrified of wasps and bees to this day. Horrible cunts ?

[E-P-K]

I can recall being cheated out of a treasure hunt prize at a mates birthday as his old man told me there was a wasps nest in the old tree stump I was about to delve into. Would have won as well as thats where it was hidden.

 

Matthew Something. Stayed at one of the gate houses Lintmill side of Cullen House.

 

Scarred for life over that.

 

Got locked in on way home as well as the old Church gates had been locked and I couldnt take the shortcut home.

 

With hindsight I must have been 5 nae 4. Canna believe Id be allowed to walk home on my own at 4 years old from beyond Cullen House to Logie Park.

 

Still petrified of wasps and bees to this day. Horrible cunts

 

 

Imagine climbing into, then been stuck in the primary school courtyard as darkness arrives...

[The Boofon]

20 years plus of age.

 

I simply can't file it under modern invention.

 

I do agree though that since dawn of time 20 years is but a drop in the ocean.

I suggest you go to this gender reveal with a knitting needle and encourage the expectant mother to take a hot bath.

 

Then pearce the fathers kudneys with the knitting needle and make a pair of baby boots with his intestines.

 

Fucking pair of faggots.

 

You were all expecting a home brew abortion there. Let her drop. Pregnant women look sexy as fuck. Shell be well worth keeping duffed.

[RAZOR]

Mind folk used to have their birthday party at Burger King Absolute minks.

[The Boofon]

Pregnant women are my phobia. Fucking disgusting things.

 

I would literally rather hump a canine (@millertime) than take a handjob in the dark from one of these swollen bellied Kuato looking mother truckers.

Theyre lovely.

[ebbe]

Theyre lovely.

Loves pregnant women but is terrified of bees. Hahaha, you're some boy.

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

Do you know there is now a Gender Reveal party vibe gathering pace?

 

People now think coming up with clever male/female reveal techniques for their unborn babies is something other humans would remotely give a fuck about.

 

We've been invited to one, I'm refusing to go.

Pile of pish.

 

Gender reveal......new pet hate.

Jesus wept!

 

The world is going to hell in a handbasket.

[alscotoz]

Jesus wept!

 

The world is going to hell in a handbasket.

 

Yeah, how fucked is that? Never heard of it before.

[The Boofon]

Loves pregnant women but is terrified of bees. Hahaha, you're some boy.

Bees are the worlds deadliest animal.

[The Cockney Don]

Mind folk used to have their birthday party at Burger King Absolute minks.

 

McDonalds 1980, no scumbags in there them days.

[ebbe]

Bees are the worlds deadliest animal.

Bees are brilliant min, the world would be fucked without them. Wasps however, they're little bastards right enough.

[BrianFaePerth]

Do you know there is now a Gender Reveal party vibe gathering pace?

 

People now think coming up with clever male/female reveal techniques for their unborn babies is something other humans would remotely give a fuck about.

 

We've been invited to one, I'm refusing to go.

Pile of pish.

 

Gender reveal......new pet hate.

Waste of time given the kid in question will declare itself non binary and object to being asked what it is on a census in years to come.

[Poodler]

I'd like to see a loon throw an Abortion party

[Don Fonte]

I'd like to see a loon throw an Abortion party

You should get a bird up the duff solely so you can be the first to throw one. Will start a worldwide trend.

[Redforever86]

Ovens that have to cool themselves down after use, with a fan blaring. I just turned you aff, nae rush to get to room temperature you eco friendly wank.

[maryhilldon]

^ Quite

[Henry]

Guy from Wick goes down to Glasgow for the first time, see the sights. So he's waiting on a bus to take him to the west end, and soon enough it arrives. Wifey ahead of him gets on, says 'Maryhill single'

 

So the Wicker also gets on, and he says 'Jim Mackay, wife and two bairns.'

 

 

[Redforever86]

What's that got to do with economy?

 

SURELY it's the opposite

 

 

That's MY point.

[shut up meg]

Bees are brilliant min, the world would be fucked without them. Wasps however, they're little bastards right enough.

 

Wasps are natures skinheads!

[maryhilldon]

Are you aware that your username is so shite it reads as Mary Hildon?

 

A woman with big saggy diddlers who lives with 8 cats and has her dead husbands toenail clippings in her freezer.

 

I'm sure that was hilarious in your own head.

[DD1903]

I'm sure that was hilarious in your own head.

His cats comment was quite ironic also...

[Pubes Macdonald]

Dog friendly pubs, cafes and restaurants.

 

Dogs fucking stink, have fleas and lick their own balls why would i want one anywhere near me while im paying money to eat food?

[BrianFaePerth]

Having fleas and smelling is a small price to pay

for being able to lick your own bollocks .

Is it gay to want to lick your own bollocks?

[BrianFaePerth]

Is it gay having a tug ?

Depends what porn you are looking at

[Poodler]

Anyone had any success in not paying parking fines?

[mcdougall(4)]

Anyone had any success in not paying parking fines?

Depends on the type

Private car park type shit aye

The cooncil naw

[BrianFaePerth]

Anyone had any success in not paying parking fines?

Eh once appealed a parking fine and won.

 

The fact the license plate and colour of the car were both wrong on the ticket was not evidence enough. It took a letter from my boss saying something like eh was an ignorant foreigner being exploited for the greater good of Norway, a handshake and no doubt a favour returned and it was gone. Easy really.

[E-P-K]

Glasgow families on aeroplanes.

 

Glasgow families at hotel.

[Wester Hailes Skins]

Glasgow families on aeroplanes.

 

Glasgow families at hotel.

Nailed it