Coronavirus

[daytripping]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Correct . He’s obviously been warned not to repeat his views and has shat his pants . Again.

I pray the poster it was directed at isn't on UTG bridge as we speak.

[Zeus]

Ffs

[BrianFaePerth]

34 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

If its a self employed Childminder then its just a case of personal preference, do they want/need the money or not. 

I wouldn't be wanting snot nosed super spreaders in my house at the moment either tbh. 

 

@dad gap in the market in the new year 

[BrianFaePerth]

@parklife get thon Groundhog Day thing up

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, cheesepipes said:

Ive got a P1 and P5 teacher erection. 

Id love to do them during parents night while the unsuspecting parents next in line sit outside. 

 

You've got to dream. 

Male or female?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

32 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

E.v.e.r.y  F.u.c.k.i.n.g  D.a.y

Richard Osman on Pointless Christmas Special "Fill in the blanks to give the name of a film".?

 

[Poodler]

3 minutes ago, Millertime said:

What is the reason though?

I refuse to believe real tinfoil hat stuff like "a great reset "

What is the genuine reason?

Jews.

 

and Barney crockett

[daytripping]

Can we call it a draw and move on?

[Poodler]

17 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

Does he get royalties every time this is posted? 

[BrianFaePerth]

You’re both pricks, shut the fuck up

[Poodler]

4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You’re both pricks, shut the fuck up

You learned to surf yet? 

[sheepcrooky]

This is better than Twitter. 

[Bluto10]

27 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Smelly don’t surf 

:laughing:

 

smelly don’t bath, either

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

You learned to surf yet? 

Fuck off, too many sharks.

You’re too obvious in your desperation to get here.

[NEM]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

They were due back on the 4th, holiday extended to the 11th, blended learning til the 18th(no chance) 

Sorry meant the 5th and it’s only the kids been extended until the 11th.

I agree the blended learning will be a lot longer than the 18th as will the rest of the tier 4 shite. Actually wouldn’t be surprised if the restrictions are tightened further 

[Poodler]

3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Fuck off, too many sharks.

You’re too obvious in your desperation to get here.

Fucking right I want out of this dump, who wouldn't?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Fuck off, too many sharks.

You’re too obvious in your desperation to get here.

What type of shark do you get down your way like Brian; Great White, Prickly, Bull, Thresher, Loan? 

[Eugenefani]

Can we start booking holidays in European countries for summer 2021?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Bulls are the cunts 

swim up rivers also 

Aye, they are nasty bastards, remind me a bit of the mugger crocodile sneaking up behind an unsuspecting bather. Only one winner there.

 

[Studebaker-90]

Like a hat holiday you mean? I’m keen as long as I’m not rooming with Brian. 

[Howard Marks]

1 hour ago, Eugenefani said:

Can we start booking holidays in European countries for summer 2021?

Yes. Terms and conditions apply.

[muttonhumper]

2 hours ago, Eugenefani said:

Can we start booking holidays in European countries for summer 2021?

 

13 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

Yes. Terms and conditions apply.

 

Aye, those terms and conditions being:

• Likely to be cancelled
• Cunt to get your cash back

[Zeus]

Ryanairs advert is class

[Howard Marks]

15 minutes ago, muttonhumper said:

 

 

Aye, those terms and conditions being:

• Likely to be cancelled
• Cunt to get your cash back

Just go on a permanent vacation. Sorted.

[muttonhumper]

?

[Bluto10]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

What type of shark do you get down your way like Brian; Great White, Prickly, Bull, Thresher, Loan? 

loan

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

loan

?

[Howard Marks]

Bloody pubs spreading the virus even when they are closed. FFS.

[The beard of mcinnes]

you can tell rocket is about 5 foot 8 

[Misers Hill]

20 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Ryanairs advert is class

This...?..been meaning to screenshot it for poodlers..

Jab and go?..

Like a Hep B den in Leith ?