Pet Hates

[Guest milne_afc]

14 minutes ago, Poodler said:

She’s washed a jumper and shorts of mine at 60 and I’m still furious about it, both all fucked and less than a month old. 
 

how can you get to the 30s and not be able to use a washing machine 

The jumper might fit your neighbour now. Just cut the sleeves off.

[Guest milne_afc]

Photos of football fans mid-chant with their arms held out in that weird posture that only football fans do. I really hate that.

[manboobs109]

28 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Photos of football fans mid-chant with their arms held out in that weird posture that only football fans do. I really hate that.

Everything to do with football songs is brutal.

[Bluto10]

14 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Everything to do with football songs is brutal.

everything about football these days is brutal tbh

[manboobs109]

39 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

everything about football these days is brutal tbh

Agreed

[daytripping]

16 hours ago, milne_afc said:

Think it’s been mentioned already, but these online raffle competitions. Such blatant skullduggery. Just had a scroll through recent winners on one the common Aberdeen pages, it’s all relatives a Facebook friends of people who run the competition.

I hate that I never thought of this first.

The Bounty competition people must be millionaires off it, they run a massive amount of them every week and they always sell out. Daughters best mate won 10 grand but must be a load of people spending a lot of money on them. Fuck you going to do with a Lamborghini, new tyre would bankrupt me and the insurance would be murder. Just give me cash.

[daytripping]

40 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

everything about football these days is brutal tbh

Your team has cute little asian people taking pictures all game, how can that be bad.

[BrianFaePerth]

5 hours ago, Poodler said:

She’s washed a jumper and shorts of mine at 60 and I’m still furious about it, both all fucked and less than a month old. 
 

how can you get to the 30s and not be able to use a washing machine 

Aye nothing to do with the fact you cut about ABZ in shorts year round.

[Bluto10]

19 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Your team has cute little asian people taking pictures all game, how can that be bad.

it’s a compliment if anything

[Redforever86]

21 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Aye nothing to do with the fact you cut about ABZ in shorts year round.

Aye she's done it on purpose. Probably waiting for him to calm doon for the big reveal o the new pair o black skinny jeans she has got him. 

[Don Fonte]

5 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Everything to do with football songs is brutal.

I can think of a few I'm fond off.

[Guest milne_afc]

4 hours ago, daytripping said:

The Bounty competition people must be millionaires off it, they run a massive amount of them every week and they always sell out. Daughters best mate won 10 grand but must be a load of people spending a lot of money on them. Fuck you going to do with a Lamborghini, new tyre would bankrupt me and the insurance would be murder. Just give me cash.

Lawrence of Kemnay at it now!

£4.99/ticket for an ex demo Ford.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

Lawrence of Kemnay at it now!

£4.99/ticket for an ex demo Ford.

Still time to join the party I think.

[manboobs109]

16 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Lawrence of Kemnay at it now!

£4.99/ticket for an ex demo Ford.

There's cunts doing raffles for "collectable" bottles of whisky now.

Might start doing raffles for expensive sex toys. Good way to get the names and numbers of frustrated birds.

Edit- that is actually a fucking great idea. I'll take any cunt that does it to court it's my fucking idea this is my proof.

[manboobs109]

Bonus ball this fucker £10 a pop. £300 in your tail and the name and numbers of 59 birds. 

[manboobs109]

Shit like that is why I'm such a mover and shaker in the business world.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Shit like that is why I'm such a mover and shaker in the business world.

A future Lord Moobs? 

[elephantstone78]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Bonus ball this fucker £10 a pop. £300 in your tail and the name and numbers of 59 birds. 

Looks like Sonos speaker set. 

[Guest milne_afc]

6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Bonus ball this fucker £10 a pop. £300 in your tail and the name and numbers of 59 birds. 

I’ll take 1, 10, 17, 26 & 45

[maryhilldon]

The ladies are bloody good to themselves these days aren't they? 

[Don Fonte]

14 minutes ago, elephantstone78 said:

Looks like Sonos speaker set. 

@Dad

[Don Fonte]

10 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

The ladies are bloody good to themselves these days aren't they? 

Who bloody cares

[manboobs109]

32 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I’ll take 1, 10, 17, 26 & 45

Up the bum, no harm done

[Henry]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Lawrence of Kemnay at it now!

£4.99/ticket for an ex demo Ford.

I saw that earlier on, outrageous. 

[Simply Red]

^chortle

[aberdeen1970]

Football commentators apologising for crowd swearing every five minutes. 

Just put some text up before the game telling folk there's likely to be some swearing if it's that important to you. 

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Golf commentators do this every day. Poulter went up in my estimations when he decided to take the piss and gave it loads of fucks when the mikes were on.

We are such wallflowers we need protected from "bad language".

We need protected from the (mostly) American cunts that shout "GET IN THE HOLE!" after every shot. 

[aberdeen1970]

It was nice of Dundee to give their 500 tickets to the homeless last night but surely folk expect them to swear a bit. 

[aberdeen1970]

The ones that shout get in the hole at tee shots or iron shots from off the fairway need to be dealt with severely. 

[Zeus]

The current weather.  Like November oot there the day. 

Nae one to usually moan about it, however its fucking shite currently (and the year to date to be fair)