Don Fonte Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 12 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Golf trolley. Golf. Lol Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 Just now, Don Fonte said: Golf. Lol Aye, so they say. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 6 hours ago, Reed or deed said: Grifter Now that was a bike?had a Silver one? Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 bluto wis booted oot o ellon gc efter shytin ez chinos..greg reid sez aw the members still laff aboot n blutos nae been beck since 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 25 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said: bluto wis booted oot o ellon gc efter shytin ez chinos..greg reid sez aw the members still laff aboot n blutos nae been beck since Ded Greg telt yi if Blutz wez enay gid et gelf min? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 27 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Aye, so they say. I could beat you at golf. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I could beat you at golf. I have absolutely no doubt about that. I'm fuckin' shite, I mean really shite. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said: I have absolutely no doubt about that. I'm fuckin' shite, I mean really shite. All about the day out ? Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Ded Greg telt yi if Blutz wez enay gid et gelf min? cunt cidna hud ez club coz o ez mongo thumbs..thats how e tryed tae b a wicket keeper but shat ezsel ther innaw..ez faither wanted eh cunt oot eh hoose but e wis yisless it ivryhin..endet up drinkin in fandangos n curry club n wirkin is a porter it ari afore gittin sackd for comin in reekin o red wine n spunk 2 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: I have absolutely no doubt about that. I'm fuckin' shite, I mean really shite. I bet you I could up you in the shite stakes. Always get invited to corporate events and feel obliged to go which is good banter but I’m a total shambles. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Fridge said: I bet you I could up you in the shite stakes. Always get invited to corporate events and feel obliged to go which is good banter but I’m a total shambles. That's a big claim to make like.? Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: That's a big claim to make like.? Best one I had was Newmacher I think? Water about 50 yards off the first. Got drawn first and they were filming it for corporate pish. First on the tee Fridge. Everyone watching. No prizes for guessing where my top went. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Fridge said: Best one I had was Newmacher I think? Water about 50 yards off the first. Got drawn first and they were filming it for corporate pish. First on the tee Fridge. Everyone watching. No prizes for guessing where my top went. Plop?? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 21 minutes ago, Fridge said: I bet you I could up you in the shite stakes. Always get invited to corporate events and feel obliged to go which is good banter but I’m a total shambles. Humble brag Fridgeo. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 27 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said: cunt cidna hud ez club coz o ez mongo thumbs..thats how e tryed tae b a wicket keeper but shat ezsel ther innaw..ez faither wanted eh cunt oot eh hoose but e wis yisless it ivryhin..endet up drinkin in fandangos n curry club n wirkin is a porter it ari afore gittin sackd for comin in reekin o red wine n spunk Ez thembs git trepped in eh vice, etz nae ez felt Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 greg n the ellon crew shunned greysack..e left eh country n ez nae been beck..ez ellons shime 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Humble brag Fridgeo. Fuck off! Although I am big in the oil. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 13 hours ago, Fridge said: Best one I had was Newmacher I think? Water about 50 yards off the first. Got drawn first and they were filming it for corporate pish. First on the tee Fridge. Everyone watching. No prizes for guessing where my top went. Similar at Auchterarder. All the boys out the front watching us tee off. Competition tees were about 50 yards back with a low dyke behind the yellow/lassies tee to be cleared. Tees it up just - muttering clear the wall, clear the wall you little white bastard! Tops it of course but just clears the wall. Dancer. Turns away but hear a massive cheer from the lads. Did I not hit the bastard red tee marker, shot 100 foot in the air and landed back behind the dyke. it’s the day out (it has to be) Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 Phall curry powder. To be used as a deterrent for the adjacent neighbours' barking ankle-biters and a weedkiller?. Link to comment
sigh Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Phall curry powder. To be used as a deterrent for the adjacent neighbours' barking ankle-biters and a weedkiller?. Interested to know how that works out, if it does may try it myself on neighbours dugs Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, sigh said: Interested to know how that works out, if it does may try it myself on neighbours dugs ? Nae worries min. I'll certainly let you know how the powder gets on. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 23 hours ago, sigh said: Interested to know how that works out, if it does may try it myself on neighbours dugs The application of the Phall powder hasn’t worked as desired min, so far. The dogs either side of my house did have a good sniff of the gear, which resulted in one of them a sneeze and cough. I did dilute it with hot water before applying the goods with use of a watering can. Next time I buy the powder, I'll put it down neat. Here's the stuff I got loon.... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/181636112168?hash=item2a4a5b1f28:g:etsAAOSwxYxUsPyk Link to comment
sigh Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: The application of the Phall powder hasn’t worked as desired min, so far. The dogs either side of my house did have a good sniff of the gear, which resulted in one of them a sneeze and cough. I did dilute it with hot water before applying the goods with use of a watering can. Next time I buy the powder, I'll put it down neat. Here's the stuff I got loon.... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/181636112168?hash=item2a4a5b1f28:g:etsAAOSwxYxUsPyk If it didnae work then I'm no repeating the process. I'm thinking of just breaking up a chocolate bar and chucking over the hedge ate various places - dugs like chocolate, dont they? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 16 minutes ago, sigh said: dugs like chocolate, dont they? They think it's absolutely to die for. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 29 minutes ago, sigh said: If it didnae work then I'm no repeating the process. I'm thinking of just breaking up a chocolate bar and chucking over the hedge ate various places - dugs like chocolate, dont they? Aye that's very true. They are not too fond of cacao. A couple of years ago there was reports from the local sniffers and curtain-twitchers somebody was allegedly trying to poison dogs in our neighbourhood with cubes of jelly . A couple of cubes were left at oor back door even we haven't got a canine. Odd behaviour. However, I found out who it was without moving from my hoose. It was my former next door neighbour (A dabbler who is in hiding, so I've been told. Nice lad though.). He had a packet of jelly in his hand of which he gave the contents of to his 2 dogs under my watchful view. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: A new bell for my MTB. What happened to the old one, did it come to an end?? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: ?. The wee fucking dinger bit broke from overuse requesting cunts to move out the way. It's a bastard when yer dinger no longer dongs and yer bell ends. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 Bought an apartment couple of weeks ago, and found out a week later that brewdog intend opening a pub in the close vicinity. Pre knowledge of this would not have affected my decision either way Link to comment
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