Redforever86

Don't work with fucking Tesco then, sell direct to the consumer, via farm/local shops, or to super markets who will offer better terms.

It’s all about your data.

Happy as Larry eh

You can’t call them that.

Catch up lads...

You’re a right thick cunt.

Fit likes her tits?

Love Wet Leg

I’d quite like to go on a coach trip to Whitby, it seems the most mundane thing you could do in life, and therefore would be a unique experience. Bring a bag o cans, be a laugh wi all the old racists.

I just piss on yir ma, it’s her who enjoys it.

Kelt?

Fit yi scoofin?

Never know these days. Some right sick fuckers out there.

What if he invited them round to fuck his wife, then changed his mind and just shot them when they turned up.