Pash Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I love your mum too. She said she was disappointed. Link to comment
dave_min Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 She said she was disappointed.I blame her kids. Link to comment
tup Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Drinking Drugs Saving lives Riding nurses/other types of girls I'd imagineI will give you number 3, at a push. But I've got basic first aid courses myself so we're probably even Steven on the saving lives. I usurp him in every other department. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I will give you number 3, at a push. But I've got basic first aid courses myself so we're probably even Steven on the saving lives.I usurp him in every other department.Bluto > Tup > Poodley Woodley. Pint of the big W for me now:cool:beer: Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I will give you number 3, at a push. But I've got basic first aid courses myself so we're probably even Steven on the saving lives. I usurp him in every other department. I forgot, youre better at violence than me A poor role model for kids though, in that case Link to comment
tup Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I am a fantastic role model, number one. My loon has been to 42 Aberdeen matches. At his age, I'd been to 5. My faither is not into football, bizarrely. Link to comment
Old Wing Stand Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Who was the handshaker that got you a start offshore would be a more pertinent question.If my dad was a freemason, I'd beat the shit out of him too.A mason got me my first job offshore and as I am working my notice I will need to go down that route again Link to comment
tup Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 It's ok, I already ken how it works. Link to comment
Guest Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 A mason got me my first job offshore and as I am working my notice I will need to go down that route again Explains a lot. A racist and a mason. Not that there are any masons who are not racist. As most huns are masons (and therefore racists), you must have a lot in common with them. I couldn't mix with these bottom-feeders. Cunts to a man. Of the worst kind. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I like to wank into the Thousand Island dressing and offer the inlaws mini oatcakes for which to scoop with. Give it a try, something uplifting about the whole experience.Disgusting . Thousand island dressing . No wonder you jizz in it . 3 Link to comment
dave_min Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Disgusting . Thousand island dressing . No wonder you jizz in it .This is your best ever post. Well done. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 This is your best ever post. Well done.Thanks Dave. Appreciate the kind words . 4 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Make sure you downvote it Dave - he loves that.? I do actually , in a sado masochistic way. Gives me a big raging stonk on. 4 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I'll be having a big massive shite at 8am, that much is guaranteed. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Certainly nae that disagreeable bastard My own hard work and people skills got me into the O&G Hiding these now lad? Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Nothing else really matters.Del Amtri Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 What are you better than me at? He's a callow youth and a bit of a degenerate but I'd wager pretty much everything with getting things off shelves without a stepladder being foremost. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Saved for real life. Well played my good man well played Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Boxing day ehl take me auld boy doon tae hunter square tae gie meh brither ez gift. Ez got him a new sleeping bag n a few cans n el gie him some leftovers eh the turkey. Eh hope lgir hinks about the hameless it this time eh year, shiz giy entitled in her cozy wee world eh me me me 1 Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 15, 2017 Author Share Posted December 15, 2017 Boxing day ehl take me auld boy doon tae hunter square tae gie meh brither ez gift. Ez got him a new sleeping bag n a few cans n el gie him some leftovers eh the turkey. Eh hope lgir hinks about the hameless it this time eh year, shiz giy entitled in her cozy wee world eh me me me i think about, and do what i can, for the homeless all year round AK. don't worry about me. hope you and yours stay safe and enjoy the holidays, min LGIR x Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Boxing day ehl take me auld boy doon tae hunter square tae gie meh brither ez gift. Ez got him a new sleeping bag n a few cans n el gie him some leftovers eh the turkey. Eh hope lgir hinks about the hameless it this time eh year, shiz giy entitled in her cozy wee world eh me me meGive yourself a shake min she's a good sort 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 My favourite thing to do on Boxing Day used to be getting pished in the AM, wandering around in a drunken fucking mess until I remember I should be watching a Bond Film, then sticking on a Bond film and eating anything that gets within a foott of my face. Course those days are gone... and I'll be stone cold sober, driving close to 300 miles along deserted, snow packed forest roads, with only random wildlife throwing themselves under my wheels to break the monotony. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 You need to move house kelt Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 My favourite thing to do on Boxing Day used to be getting pished in the AM, wandering around in a drunken fucking mess until I remember I should be watching a Bond Film, then sticking on a Bond film and eating anything that gets within a foott of my faceThat's Bluts on a normal work day . BeeRs ? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Couple pints at lunch todayFrowned upon in my industry :cool:beer: Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Couple pints at lunch todayFrowned upon in my industry:cool:beer:You a pilot? Surgeon? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 You need to move house kelt Nevada appeals. I'd like to buy up a ghost town, you can get them reasonably priced, and go live there away from people. I could get a bunch of dummies, dress them up, give them all names, stick them in the various abandoned houses and pretend they're my neighbours. "Morning Mrs Khalifa. I see you have your tits out again. *silence* "Hello there, Mr McGhee... I see little Johnnie's waiting in the middle." *nothing* Brilliant. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Ghost town? Murders.Dead bodies.Arson.Rapes.Homicides. You need good neighbors kelt min.Not Cold Case style isolation Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 You a pilot? Surgeon?No Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 You a pilot? Surgeon?If he was either we'd all be fucked Link to comment
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