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#61 OFFLINE   1903Fitba

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Posted 29 November 2016 - 02:59 PM

Bring him home.


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 03:01 PM

Lost all his mates and will probably have to play in all 11 positions next year.

Not even Ivan Sproule could do that.

He'll probably wish he was Dad. Poor cunt.


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 03:25 PM

no doubt there will be done Manchester busby babes blah de blah stuff going on.
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Posted 29 November 2016 - 04:13 PM

Seen some whopper on facebook complaining because the 'new'  English £5.00 notes contain tarrow, a substance that comes from Animal fats.

 

Vegetarians and Vegans are going mad.


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 04:32 PM

We all wish we were @Dad


Haha. DEAD. Of course.
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Posted 29 November 2016 - 05:31 PM

Brazil’s top football clubs promised a full year of free player loans to rebuild Chapecoense team and called for a three-year grace period without relegation.

 

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Posted 29 November 2016 - 05:57 PM

We all wish we were @Dad

 

 

Haha. DEAD. Of course.

 

We all know what you meant there son - no shame in wanting to be Dad  :checkit:


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 09:02 PM

I see Louisa May Alcott turned 184 today; googles front page news. Strange how no other current affairs website has led with this incredible, 'Oldest person - who also happens to have written a really really famous book - in the world turns 184 today'. Thats the problem these days - too many jaw dropping events occurring.


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 09:09 PM

I see Louisa May Alcott turned 184 today; googles front page news. Strange how no other current affairs website has led with this incredible, 'Oldest person - who also happens to have written a really really famous book - in the world turns 184 today'. Thats the problem these days - too many jaw dropping events occurring.


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 09:24 PM

Would you?

 

No way - thats disgusting. I'm a happily married old man.


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Posted 30 November 2016 - 09:08 AM

Only players surveyed in the Democratic Republic of Congo reported a higher incidence of threats of violence from fans on match days.

#scottishfootball
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Posted 30 November 2016 - 09:12 AM

Jeezo! 117!

What do you do when you're that old? Just sit and breathe? :(
But anyway, if you happen to be checking football chat forums -- happy birthday, Emma!

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 09:28 AM

My gran might hit that age. She's 93, never smoked or drank, never eaten a calorie more than she's needed (she eats half a banana and keeps the other half til the next day) cuts about herself to the shops and that, no carers, meals on wheels or anything, never been in hospital, doesn't have to take any medication. I reckon defo a 100 at least.
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Posted 30 November 2016 - 09:42 AM

Only players surveyed in the Democratic Republic of Congo reported a higher incidence of threats of violence from fans on match days.

#scottishfootball


If we all pull together I'm sure we can take back first place
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Posted 30 November 2016 - 12:13 PM

Former Hibs player and village idiot Garry O'Connor charged with shoplifting. 

 

Fucking bizarre !!

 

http://www.liveedinb...th-shoplifting/


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Posted 30 November 2016 - 12:28 PM

Former Hibs player and village Garry O'Connor charged with shoplifting. 

 

Fucking bizarre !!

 

http://www.liveedinb...th-shoplifting/

 

Nae really.  He's a jakey cunt and that's what jakey cunts do.


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Posted 30 November 2016 - 02:40 PM

 
Nae really.  He's a jakey cunt and that's what jakey cunts do.


Hard to argue with that.

A massive fall from grace though.

Was only a few years ago he was booking a whole floor there for an hour so him and his Mrs could shop in peace.
 


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Posted 01 December 2016 - 04:46 PM

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Buzz Aldrin evacuated from South Pole

 

Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the Moon, has been evacuated from the South Pole after falling ill.

The 86-year-old former astronaut was visiting Antarctica in a tourist group and was evacuated to the US Antarctic Program's research centre.

The White Desert tour company said Mr Aldrin was stable under the care of a doctor.

The evacuation flight was provided by the National Science Foundation who said Mr Aldrin was "ailing".

In a statement on their website, White Desert said Mr Aldrin's condition had "deteriorated". They said Mr Aldrin was evacuated as a "precaution" and had been "accompanied by a member of his team".

Mr Aldrin had tweeted about the tour just a few days earlier.

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On Sunday he joked, in a tweet that he might be underdressed for the cold.

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Posted 01 December 2016 - 05:06 PM

One of the greatest actors to date.
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Posted 01 December 2016 - 05:08 PM

One of the greatest actors to date.


Apologise immediately.
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Posted 01 December 2016 - 05:11 PM

He was good in Toy Story.
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Posted 01 December 2016 - 05:28 PM

He will admit the truth eventually.
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Posted 01 December 2016 - 05:31 PM

Antarctica :laughing:

There's a fucking WalMart in the background
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Posted 01 December 2016 - 05:54 PM

There's grocery stores in the USA you can go in a buy a goddam nuclear missile ! Unreal.
Right next to the crisps they are . ( or 'chips' as they call them )
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Posted 01 December 2016 - 05:59 PM

There's grocery stores in the USA you can go in a buy a goddam nuclear missile ! Unreal.
Right next to the crisps they are . ( or 'chips' as they call them )


I'm starting to get your humour more and more. Good luck in this years upstanding awards pal.
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Posted 01 December 2016 - 06:03 PM

^^^ thanks Raz. And you . Xx
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Posted 01 December 2016 - 06:22 PM

Hard to argue with that.

A massive fall from grace though.

Was only a few years ago he was booking a whole floor there for an hour so him and his Mrs could shop in peace.
 

 

Garry O'Connor - the football worlds Winona Ryder. Bless him.


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Posted 01 December 2016 - 06:56 PM

Hard to argue with that.

A massive fall from grace though.

Was only a few years ago he was booking a whole floor there for an hour so him and his Mrs could shop in peace.
 

My mate used to have him in his garage to buy cars on a regular basis. Said he was a nice guy but fucking clueless. Would leave cars abandoned here, there and everywhere.
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Posted 01 December 2016 - 06:59 PM

There's grocery stores in the USA you can go in a buy a goddam nuclear missile ! Unreal.
Right next to the crisps they are . ( or 'chips' as they call them )


What's the beer selection like?
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Posted 01 December 2016 - 07:26 PM

@Poodler looks like Buzz has stolen your avatar
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