Films

[manboobs109]

Spongebob Squarepants, Sponge Out of Water. Good shit, I like old Spongebob. Him and Patrick getting up to shit. No tits obviously but I can forgive that in a kids film. 8/10

[tiktak]

The Hurricane Heist.

 

Overall, reasonably enjoyable nonsense. Seem to have spent a fair bit on the CGI and effects and left themselves heehaw for a decent cast. Hate the title though, lacks imagination.

[GlezgaRed]

Horrible Bosses 2 - decent enough and raised a few laughs, had to watch something tame on my tablet as I was surrounded by families on the plane. 7/10

 

Ready Player One - if you like anything about the 80's then you'll lap this film up (everyone seemed to enjoy it as I left the cinema, daughter loved it). 8.5/10

 

Orbiter 9 - spanish subs for this sci-fi film on NetFlix, enjoyable enough and zips past in 95 minutes. 7/10

[GlezgaRed]

Spongebob Squarepants, Sponge Out of Water. Good shit, I like old Spongebob. Him and Patrick getting up to shit. No tits obviously but I can forgive that in a kids film. 8/10

 

Not as good as the first Spongebob movie, watched that only the other week with the daughter and we both laughed our way through it.

[tiktak]

Ghost Stories.

 

Quite, quite excellent. Quality.

[elephantstone78]

If sick list at 9/10 is the best film you've seen in ages how can Spartacus score 9.65?

Haha good point. Was probably drunk. This reviewing lark not as easy as it looks. I also managed to get one of the titles wrong which is probably a bit of a faux pas!!

I should have said big sick is best NEW film.

I stand by both ratings though and that's what counts.

 

Watched bad moms recently. 4.5/10. Wanted to be as funny as bridesmaids. Wasn't. Woman from step brothers is good in it though.

[jamiesd]

Watched Red Sparrow, Jennifer Lawrence gets her kit off several times......worth it for that.

[tiktak]

Truth Or Dare.

 

Lame assed, cliche ridden, barely hidden plagiarised, unimaginative garbage. I didn't like it.

[manboobs109]

Truth Or Dare.

 

Lame assed, cliche ridden, barely hidden plagiarised, unimaginative garbage. I didn't like it.

Have you got one of those unlimited cinema passes Tiktak?

[Zeus]

Greeting at the end of pearl harbour here

 

8/10

[DD1903]

Greeting at the end of pearl harbour here

 

8/10

Are you crying at how bad that film is?!

[tiktak]

Have you got one of those unlimited cinema passes Tiktak?

 

Unfortunately not. My local is a Showcase and they don't have that option.

[tiktak]

Chucked on The Iron Lady...

 

No way I could watch that. Can't even watch Question Time without wanting to turn psycho..

[DD1903]

Kate would get so romantically loved up the shitter.

 

I would kill for her, I think I love her.

Kate is a beautiful lady. A long term favourite.

[GlezgaRed]

Red Sparra 8/10 Jenifer is fantastic

 

Watched it last night at work, the scene where she gets all her kit off, lies back on the table, parts her thighs and asks the boy to fuck her is worth watching the film for alone !! 8/10

 

Pacific Rim: Uprising - 4/10 and i'm being generous.

[manboobs109]

Intruders ~ some boys break into some mad bird's house. No tits. 5/10

[manboobs109]

The Ritual ~ cunts go hiking and go mental. No tits 6/10

[The Boofon]

FMJ. 1st half 10/10

2nd half 4/10

[RAZOR]

Anyone seen Rampage?

 

I love The Rock so much.

[tiktak]

Anyone seen Rampage?

 

I love The Rock so much.

 

Seriously?

I watched the trailer 1/10.

[Chewie37]

FMJ. 1st half 10/10

2nd half 4/10

The Mickey Mouse tune is the highlight of the second half of the film

[The Boofon]

The Mickey Mouse tune is the highlight of the second half of the film

Haha aye that bit is quality.

[King Street Loon]

Heard the Noel Gallagher gig was pretty mediocre tonight.

[King Street Loon]

Aye good film that ksl. Wee prick.

Fuck, wrong thread!!

[King Street Loon]

Saw Avengers: Infinity War last night.

I'll say no more than if you're a fan of the comic book genre, then get yoirself down there to watch it.

9.75/10

[spamspamspam]

Saw Avengers: Infinity War last night.

I'll say no more than if you're a fan of the comic book genre, then get yoirself down there to watch it.

9.75/10

 

 

Just back from seeing it.

 

Its almost 3 hours long, didnt feel like it at all.

 

Really good film, already looking forward to part 2.

[manboobs109]

Coco - wee Mexican guy goes to the land of the dead to sing or something. No bad. Pretty amazing animation. No tits. 6/10

[manboobs109]

The Conjuring - Scary haunted house type shit. Usual scary shit cunts appearing in mirrors that type of stuff. Scary likes. No tits. 7/10

 

Edited to give it 7, realised I gave it the same as The Ritual and it was better than that.

[tiktak]

The Conjuring - Scary haunted house type shit. Usual scary shit cunts appearing in mirrors that type of stuff. Scary likes. No tits. 6/10

 

James Wan is one of the better directors of the horror genre.

[manboobs109]

^ yeah it was good as that sort of thing goes. Should've mentioned Vera Farmiga is in it, she has a strange allure for me. One of those 'something about her' birds