Parklife Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Ah OK, so you're offended on behalf of other people over a subject that doesn't affect you at all. Not like you at all, Parkie.I'm the only cunt here not offended. It's all you snowflakes who're whinging like fuck. 1 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 I have no need to use them, I drive a petrol car. Unlucky.Is it only diesel pumps that fuel spills all over? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 What kind of bum banditry is this ? I’ve driven diesels for years and never had diesel covered pump handles .I sometimes take a swig from the pump when at the #servo, and I don’t even own a diesel #Man Link to comment
BWG Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Cars. Lol. Walk niggas. Walking is for the poor. Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Like people asking if you're wearing lynx ? More like Joop. It's pretty potent. The lynx / Joo combination is a winner Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 I tried what I thought was a tester aftershave in John Lewis yesterday . Turned out it was a perfume.Smelled like a total skank. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 I tried what I thought was a tester aftershave in John Lewis yesterday . Turned out it was a perfume.Smelled like a total skank.Hope you didn't get any on your hanz(wear gloves). Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 I tried what I thought was a tester aftershave in John Lewis yesterday . Turned out it was a perfume.Smelled like a total skank.Loved Weak. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Used to go to the one in Westhill on my way to work, in the old days It was good Link to comment
HairyPie Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Like a petrol station sandwich. Mini Scotch Egg chasers if available. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 I like petrol stations that have a Markies As their sandwiches are good The one just outside Dundee towards Perth springs to mind Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Probably the only place I’d ever buy a Yazoo milkshake too. Irresistible in a Diesel station (I’m refusing to call them petrol stations now in a dirty glove protest) Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 I tried what I thought was a tester aftershave in John Lewis yesterday . Turned out it was a perfume.Smelled like a total skank.You should try Diesel aftershave. Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Probably the only place I’d ever buy a Yazoo milkshake too. Love Alison Moyet. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Probably the only place I’d ever buy a Yazoo milkshake too. Irresistible in a Diesel station (I’m refusing to call them petrol stations now in a dirty glove protest)Love Alison Moyet Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 The one at the bottom of North Anderson drive (Manor side) is incredibly dodgy. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 The station in Dunecht used to have Torphins Bakery Bridies and Golden Wonder Curry Flavour crisps mid 00’s Used to sit there for yonks (in my van) #memories Link to comment
Foster14 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Did you lose the ability to smell suddenly at 17?? Can't comment on how suddenly it was, but it was when I was 17, yes. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Did you lose the ability to smell suddenly at 17??Aye he did. First ever person to actually chop their nose off to spite their face. It was in the papers. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Special offers are great. A cat scratching post for £6.99 1 Link to comment
DD1903 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 The lynx / Joo combination is a winnerVoodoo? Link to comment
Guest Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Our house is goodOne of Nash’s better ones Link to comment
DD1903 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Prefer a MadrasPrefer a flan myself Link to comment
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