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StandFree1982

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Always put her in the shower before me. She still takes an age. Fucking about with fake eyelashes and the like.

 

Then if you say 'I'll wait down the pub' it's like you've just called her ma a whore. Instantly volatile

I take it you’re employing the time served tactic of telling her it’s drinks at 7 and telling everyone else 7.30. Knocking the bedroom clock forward 15 minutes is a quick win too.

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Guest milne_afc

The accusations are gathered up and tossed onwards to Uri Geller.

 

A much more worthy recipient. Probably.

Unable to defend himself, how very noble of you.

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Always put her in the shower before me. She still takes an age. Fucking about with fake eyelashes and the like.

 

Then if you say 'I'll wait down the pub' it's like you've just called her ma a whore. Instantly volatile

I feel your pain. It’s like she’s unable to comprehend the idea of walking into a pub alone.

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The thing is I do not give a fuck how long it takes to get ready. It takes me 15 minutes.

 

If birds need 3 hours fine. The taxi is coming at 7pm, do mathematics and reverse back from when the taxi is due. Do not be fucking about while the boys metre is on.

That's a fair size

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The thing is I do not give a fuck how long it takes to get ready. It takes me 15 minutes.

 

If birds need 3 hours fine. The taxi is coming at 7pm, do mathematics and reverse back from when the taxi is due. Do not be fucking about while the boys metre is on.

Fucking phone.

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The thing is I do not give a fuck how long it takes to get ready. It takes me 15 minutes.

 

If birds need 3 hours fine. The taxi is coming at 7pm, do mathematics and reverse back from when the taxi is due. Do not be fucking about while the boys metre is on.

Fucking phone. Another pet hate

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