Poodler Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Appraisals 3 achievable goals in the next year Turgid Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 shag X tarts squander £Yk on drink and drugs attend the Coventry conference Link to comment
BWG Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Appraisals 3 achievable goals in the next year Turgid Truly the most pointless box ticking shite ever created. When I worked for a company that shall remain nameless but rhymes with "hell", I did next to nothing. In 2 years of working there I would say I maybe did at most a month of actual work. It wasn't through laziness either, there was just fuck all to do. My first appraisal came along and I was sure I'd be getting crucified. Got told I was being put forward for the highest pay rise they could get me and to keep up the good work. I will never understand why they ran into the difficulties they did. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Shell rewards sick dons fan with pay rise after ref cancer jibe The Sun 1 Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Cunts saying cunts do things 'with a plum' like scoring penalties. Load of pish that makes no sense. Link to comment
BWG Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Shell rewards sick dons fan with pay rise after ref cancer jibe The Sun Hahaha Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 6, 2019 Author Share Posted August 6, 2019 Appraisals 3 achievable goals in the next year Turgid One of the companies I used to work at had "Record 1 Safety moment a week" as an achievable goal. And "Do timesheets". Basically, a load of nonsense. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 6, 2019 Author Share Posted August 6, 2019 Truly the most pointless box ticking shite ever created. When I worked for a company that shall remain nameless but rhymes with "hell", I did next to nothing. In 2 years of working there I would say I maybe did at most a month of actual work. It wasn't through laziness either, there was just fuck all to do. My first appraisal came along and I was sure I'd be getting crucified. Got told I was being put forward for the highest pay rise they could get me and to keep up the good work. I will never understand why they ran into the difficulties they did.You worked at Taco Bell? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Its even worse when the goals are cascaded down from head office for everyone to use, doesn’t even apply to your role half the time. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Once worked somewhere where a big fat lad collapsed on the stairwell on the top floor. As he was lying there his mobile phone slipped out his shirt pocket and went down between 3 flights of stairs smashing to bits at the bottom.The place was swarming with High Vizzers within minutes and a full investigation concluded you shouldn't carry your mobile or anything not secured in your top pocket.Think the lads still lying there like! Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Its even worse when the goals are cascaded down from head office for everyone to use, doesn’t even apply to your role half the time. head office Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 And it will globally affect your bonus because it is your fault some dick at the other side of the world can’t negotiate a set of stairs. Fit the fuck are you wanting me to do, premeditate it was going to happen, fly across and train him how to not be a spastic to save a LTI. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 One of the companies I used to work at had "Record 1 Safety moment a week" as an achievable goal. And "Do timesheets". Basically, a load of nonsense.My last work I had two of the same goals every year. Record hours in a timely manner (submit your timesheet on a Friday) and deliver one safety moment throughout the year. Usually forwarded on one I would get from a vendor to the department via email. I only had to have 3 or 4 targets - absolute waste of time. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? And the look of disbelief when you told them you had no interest in progressing up the ladder. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 keep your head down dazzy and who’s to say , in 10 years time etc etc Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 keep your head down dazzy and who’s to say , in 10 years time etc etc Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 6, 2019 Author Share Posted August 6, 2019 My last work I had two of the same goals every year. Record hours in a timely manner (submit your timesheet on a Friday) and deliver one safety moment throughout the year. Usually forwarded on one I would get from a vendor to the department via email. I only had to have 3 or 4 targets - absolute waste of time. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? And the look of disbelief when you told them you had no interest in progressing up the ladder. It's just a massive box ticking exercise. It's the equivalent of doing chores at home for pocket money as a child. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 6, 2019 Author Share Posted August 6, 2019 I've watched that before, and watching it again, and it's hilarious Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 I've watched that before, and watching it again, and it's hilariousAye funny like. His Extras Bloopers are funny too. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Liam Gallaghers music Dreadful (Though he does say some funny things) Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 HSE overkill Kitchen areas at work now have COSHH assessments for the fairy liquid. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 HSE overkill Kitchen areas at work now have COSHH assessments for the fairy liquid.There’s bleach in that shit.........watch yourself loon Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 HSE overkill Kitchen areas at work now have COSHH assessments for the fairy liquid.Stuff makes you bald min, careful Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Stuff makes you bald min, carefulRather be bald than a rapist. 1 Link to comment
HairyPie Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Rather be bald than a rapist.What's being said here for reasons of clarity? This seems to have escalated rapidly from a Fairy Liquid warning. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 What's being said here for reasons of clarity? This seems to have escalated rapidly from a Fairy Liquid warning.Using fairy liquid equates to being a rapist. Link to comment
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