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MMG

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#1682996 League Cup 18/19

Posted by MMG on 29 October 2018 - 03:36 PM

And for the absence of doubt those attending the semi should absolutely get first dibs.


No chance.

DNAers first. Then season ticket holders. Then semi final attendees.
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#1617032 Stephen Gleeson Signed.

Posted by MMG on 20 June 2018 - 11:10 PM

 
 
iIRlLdA.jpg


Pulled a few faces like that myself back in the day. Mind I was chewing on disco sweets in The Palace at the time.
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#1616419 Europa League 18/19

Posted by MMG on 20 June 2018 - 12:00 PM

Draw delayed by 20 mins.
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#1615325 Next Seasons Kit..

Posted by MMG on 18 June 2018 - 04:19 PM

Heard his dad is a bit rapey


Never proven.
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#1597315 Sevco Thread

Posted by MMG on 10 May 2018 - 09:14 AM

Just be grateful that the huns are finally paying attention to health and safety within football stadiums.
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#1568465 Mmg

Posted by MMG on 05 March 2018 - 06:55 PM

This thread is going to give people misconceptions about me.
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#1474204 Dominic Ball

Posted by MMG on 31 August 2017 - 11:10 PM

Hun bastard. Fuck off.
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#1422068 Miles Storey

Posted by MMG on 21 May 2017 - 09:34 PM

Allegedly


Why, what have you heard about Storey??
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#1414987 The Split

Posted by MMG on 04 May 2017 - 10:29 PM

 
Explain Norway



Norway is a sovereign and unitary monarchy whose territory comprises the western portion of the Scandinavian Peninsula plus the island Jan Mayen and the archipelago of Svalbard. The Antarctic Peter I Island and the sub-Antarctic Bouvet Island are dependent territories and thus not considered part of the Kingdom. Norway also lays claim to a section of Antarctica known as Queen Maud Land. Until 1814, the kingdom included the Faroe Islands, Greenland and Iceland. It also included Bohuslän until 1658, Jämtland and Härjedalen until 1645, Shetland and Orkney until 1468, and the Hebrides and Isle of Man until 1266.

Norway has a total area of 385,252 square kilometres and a population of 5,258,317. The country shares a long eastern border with Sweden as well as by Finland and Russia to the north-east with Denmark on the other side. Norway has an extensive coastline, facing the North Atlantic Ocean.
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#1391031 Goals And Assists 2016/17

Posted by MMG on 23 February 2017 - 12:17 AM

too much effort. Can lift one version from transfermarkt website


If it's too much effort you should never have started this thread FFS. Fucking prick.

As my mother said to my father, you're either in all the way or don't fucking bother cunt.
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#1381320 U20's Thread

Posted by MMG on 30 January 2017 - 08:00 PM

Hun bastards.
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#1379764 Oil Price Victims.

Posted by MMG on 26 January 2017 - 06:39 PM

Still plenty money to be made in oil for folk with the qualifications. Only thing changed is your beauts canna walk in off the streets now and get a start cos of who they know and earn big money. Work hard get your qualifications and you can coin it in. My department at work hasn't been touched in the 4 years since I moved into the office. Still booming and winning loads of work.


This in spades. Anyone good at their job is still in employment. At the end of the day, the industry is like any other, if you make the company more money than you earn you're safe. If you're a cost however...
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#1364828 Deviant's Corner.

Posted by MMG on 12 December 2016 - 05:47 PM

Couple of years ago I went home with a bird after a night out that was in to all sorts (not the sweets). She was wetter than an otters pocket, to the point that I could barely feel anything, so she suggested shoving it in her arse hole. Needless to say, it was a great 3 minutes until I filled her arse pipe up like a baker inserting hot jam into his donuts. She even washed my shaft and balls immediately afterwards like some slutty Aberdonian geisha.

During small talk after this, it turned out that she worked reception at a drilling tool company that we used. Much hilarity and guffawing followed about how awkward it could be the next time I visited said company.

A few months later I had a meeting with said company and during the meeting it transpired that not only was she a receptionist, she was also the MDs daughter. I decided to keep what happened under my hat as I couldn't see how the MD knowing I was up to my nuts in his daughters guts would be beneficial in negotiating a cheaper price for a horizontal drill pipe. Will withold the company name in order to maintain her anonymity.
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#1356022 League Cup Final - Nov 27Th

Posted by MMG on 22 November 2016 - 03:50 AM

Really looking forward to this, first Dons game since the 2014 final and second game since the 2000 Scottish Cup final. Come On The Reds!!
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#1317916 Fat Aussie Bullied Hits Back

Posted by MMG on 01 August 2016 - 11:26 PM

1.Dirt in the eyes
2.Headbutting
3. Spitting
 
Tink moves.


Dirt in the eyes? Where the fuck is the fight, the O.K. Corral??
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