Don Fonte

@Bebo get this hun cunt to fuck.

Who the fuck are you? New to the site I guess? Shut up.

Sounds bent.

Aye ok Gordon.

Apology accepted.

It's a cross I have to bear. I'm struggling through.

No idea if they tried. She got a fake number.

I'm clean as a whistle now min. Still wouldn't tell her if I did have it.

@Bluto10apart from you eat again at 9pm sumo.

I once nailed a bird with no rubber jonathan even though I knew I had chlamydia. Might have ended up rendering her infertile. No regrets whatsoever at the time. I'm a changed man now.

Your boiler will need to burn more energy because of the amount of hot water you used. And you will need to purchase washing up liquid more regularly. Both increasing your carbon footprint. Both negating any benefit from recycling the cunt. You should be ashamed of yourself.

He's the right fucking height for Columbo anyway.

I am far superior to you in every way and would teach you a lesson on a 5s pitch min.

I didn't know you cycled and played golf fatso.

That's why you're a fatty boom boom. Fatty boom boom number 2.