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#1 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 26 March 2018 - 11:53 AM

Thread for discussion and news on the loveable* Geordie scamps.
What with Ant's recent bevvying escapades I'm wondering if Dec will start to get a bit cheesed off and go solo,or is the whole greater than the sum of the parts here ?


*not by me. I hate the pair of them .
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 12:37 PM

Tup and Dec


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Posted 26 March 2018 - 12:40 PM

For being worth 60M he didn't half look like a minker when he came stotting oot of that mini
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 12:44 PM

For being worth 60M he didn't half look like a minker when he came stotting oot of that mini

That was my thought too.

What a shape.


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Posted 26 March 2018 - 01:21 PM

Which one is which?
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 01:25 PM

Which one is which?

 

 

Dec is the one that you think is handsome and would like to take it from.

 

Ant is the one you think is cute and would like to give it to. 

 

You fucking Dundeh poof. 


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Posted 26 March 2018 - 01:26 PM

 
 
Dec is the one that you think is handsome and would like to take it from.
 
Ant is the one you think is cute and would like to give it to. 
 
You fucking Dundeh poof. 


Who are you?
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 01:57 PM

I preferred them as PJ & Duncan.
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 01:59 PM

Who would win in a fight?

I reckon Ant would stomp Decs weasel face
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 02:00 PM

Agreed they’re both arse faced weasels
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 02:03 PM

Who would win in a fight?

I reckon Ant would stomp Decs weasel face

100%. Dec would be on the deck screaming "my face, don't hit my beautiful face". While ant was laying the boot in to him.
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 02:06 PM

Dec would be the type to scratch and pull hair
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 02:14 PM

Who would win in a fight?

I reckon Ant would stomp Decs weasel face


Depends on how steambags Ant was imo.
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 03:03 PM

Has to be said you've got to be pretty pickled, not to mention minted, to not see that fucking up a massive sponsorship deal with a car manufacturer as well as pissing off your sole employer in the key Saturday night ratings war might just not be such a good idea.

 

But then imagine Dec watching the car crash sober (no pun intended).  Boy will be skint with nae liver in 5 years tops.  Bet he's a chronic gambler as well.  Has that look about him.  Bit like Tiger Woods.  Looksh atsh me yoush cuntsh I don't givesh a shitesh.  And then the cheques start bouncing...


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Posted 26 March 2018 - 03:08 PM

Has to be said you've got to be pretty pickled, not to mention minted, to not see that fucking up a massive sponsorship deal with a car manufacturer as well as pissing off your sole employer in the key Saturday night ratings war might just not be such a good idea.

 

But then imagine Dec watching the car crash sober (no pun intended).  Boy will be skint with nae liver in 5 years tops.  Bet he's a chronic gambler as well.  Has that look about him.  Bit like Tiger Woods.  Looksh atsh me yoush cuntsh I don't givesh a shitesh.  And then the cheques start bouncing...

What's Sean Connery got to do with any of this?


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Posted 26 March 2018 - 03:21 PM

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Posted 26 March 2018 - 03:24 PM

Ant be like like the new gazza.
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 03:51 PM

Ant be like like the new gazza.

 

On his way to Ibrox with a roast chicken and a six-pack of Carling? 


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Posted 26 March 2018 - 04:22 PM

 
On his way to Ibrox with a roast chicken and a six-pack of Carling? 

That joke is so fucking fresh, mate.
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 04:32 PM

That joke is so fucking fresh, mate.


I do like to keep abreast of current affairs.
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 04:34 PM

I don't mind Ant and Dec to be fair. Plenty more insufferable pricks on TV than those two. 


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Posted 26 March 2018 - 04:35 PM

I don't mind Ant and Dec to be fair. Plenty more insufferable pricks on TV than those two. 


Philip Schofield. What an insufferable prick.
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 04:35 PM

I don't mind Ant and Dec to be fair. Plenty more insufferable pricks on TV than those two. 

McInnes and Docherty?
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 04:42 PM

Philip Schofield. What an insufferable prick.


Soft spot fof Phil. Proberly due to him being ,y early memories of Saturday morning tv

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Posted 26 March 2018 - 04:42 PM

Philip Schofield. What an insufferable prick.

 

He immediately sprung to mind. His partner in crime is worth a closer look though.


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Posted 26 March 2018 - 04:51 PM

He immediately sprung to mind. His partner in crime is worth a closer look though.


Andi Peters ?
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 05:07 PM

Sarah Greene's sister was a weather girl [sexist term now, no doubt] on ITV and was a right sort.


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Posted 26 March 2018 - 05:25 PM

Sarah Greene's sister was a weather girl [sexist term now, no doubt] on ITV and was a right sort.

 

Laura


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Posted 26 March 2018 - 05:25 PM

Got mistaken for Dec a few times in my youth

 

I look nothing like him


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Posted 26 March 2018 - 05:26 PM

Andi Peters ?

 

Maybe for you Caveman.

 

Willobooby of course.


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