Pet Hates

[Poodler]

It was on mah mind, benzos tend to make you notice such piss poor behaviour.

My man!!

[Studebaker-90]

Fidel Castro’s?

[For Fecks Sake]

When you go for a take away or burger van that's busy and they don't cook the chips for long enough.

 

Minging

[BrianFaePerth]

When you go for a take away or burger van that's busy and they don't cook the chips for long enough.

 

Minging

[For Fecks Sake]

Hold them in your hand and they’ll soon be done.

My hands are dry, nae hot you mong.

[Arabian Knight]

wit a mongo ye ir comin oot wi that yin byen..nae wonder yer keepin schtum noo..lettin yer blunder sink in..aw ye cin dae int it

[BrianFaePerth]

Yeah stupid me thinking his Weston hands might be able to cook the chips

[BrianFaePerth]

Pretty fucking dumb alright Bri - AIDS?

Your dementia is getting worse padre, mixing me up with gays ffs

[Arabian Knight]

cunts goat an hnc in busniss innaw.. eh hink ebertay ir jist giein thon certificats awa

[Arabian Knight]

spikken eh aids eh wis jist lookin it latest pics eh cj fae eggheeds..some nudes innaw.. cunts in the grip the virus like.. lucky tae mak it thru the year.. rest eh the crewll b pallbearers so thi better git thrir suits dry cleand

[BrianFaePerth]

spikken eh aids eh wis jist lookin it latest pics eh cj fae eggheeds..some nudes innaw..

Hope you had some wet wipes for your screen

[Fridge]

Did he nae kill somebody in Amsterdam or something.

 

Still think I could nail him at Trivial Pursuit.

[Arabian Knight]

chibbed a cunt n dumped the body in the canal. sez it wis self defence cos the cunt tried tae beast him..revealed aw in ez book n goat arrestd..sacked aff eggheeds n moanin cos e canna git ony work cos ez a cold blooded killer wi the virus.. skint is fuck.. ez set up a jist givin page fir cunts thit want tae donate tae git beck oan ez feet

[Fridge]

Not a chance son - he's on another level. Unless you got lucky with free shot/landing on cheese earners.

Fuck you Dad, I have an encyclopaedic knowledge of utter shit.

 

Pish at geography granted. Happy to team up on a tv quiz show if you can be fucked applying.

 

Should do it to see how many references to here we can drop in.

 

Thinking glass her might not make the cut.

[Fridge]

Get the application sent to pointless and I’m there.

[Studebaker-90]

Geography is one of my strengths, along with accounts.

[Fridge]

Geography and spelling are Dad’s subjects. I’ll do the rest.

[Fridge]

Have wondered before about what the Mastermind subject criteria is. Must be a producers call.

 

Sometimes folk go The British Empire or some shite when you could get asked anything. I’d be clean opting for the goals of Darren Mackie at Aberdeen and revising on the plane down to the studio.

[tightbreeks]

Love an atlas me, did geology at uni, no quite the same thing but capital cities are my forte.

[eeps]

Have wondered before about what the Mastermind subject criteria is. Must be a producers call.

 

Sometimes folk go The British Empire or some shite when you could get asked anything. I’d be clean opting for the goals of Darren Mackie at Aberdeen and revising on the plane down to the studio.

That's actually a pet hate of mine, someone's on with The History of Renaissance Art or some such thing up against some plonker whose specialist subject is the First Series of Blackadder.

 

Not a level playing field.

[The Boofon]

Agreed. First series was pish.

[tightbreeks]

Douchers on mastermind who choose the books by jk Rowling. Next boy chooses the Persian empire. May as well go on saying my specialist subject is Kellogg's cereal.

[eeps]

Douchers on mastermind who choose the books by jk Rowling. Next boy chooses the Persian empire. May as well go on saying my specialist subject is Kellogg's cereal.

EastEnders 1990-93

[tightbreeks]

A minefield. Who was top tips Sharon Mitchell going out with at this point, grant or Phil? I've no idea

 

Nick cotton, rite ma

[eeps]

A minefield. Who was top tips Sharon Mitchell going out with at this point, grant or Phil? I've no idea

 

Nick cotton, rite ma

I asked Nick Cotton to sign an autograph for one of mum's pals saying 'thanks for last night'. Cunt took the hump.

[tightbreeks]

He was Daniel day lewising, in character all the time. Cockney sparrer.

[Fridge]

Most folk would mop up on here with the television series the office.

 

Then be totally fucked with the general knowledge round when you find out you know fuck all about the history of Ethiopia.

[eeps]

Most folk would mop up on here with the television series the office.

 

Then be totally fucked with the general knowledge round when you find out you know fuck all about the history of Ethiopia.

Oldest Christian church in the world and Bob Geldof

[Henry]

What’s your mastermind subject?

 

New thread required.

[tightbreeks]

Haille sallasie, or something. Cracking lava pit in Eritrea but they don't like outsiders, like most towns surrounding embra. Lots of churches where the ark of the covenant is. Indiana Jones would find it.