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#1 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 13 February 2018 - 02:56 PM

My eeeeh mate has been trying to win back the affections of his ex that he dropped 2 years back, after a few years of sloshing about in the swill in the trough, he's realised he was actually eating at the top table and had it good...

 

The aforementioned ex seems to be showing an interest and there have been some meetings.. Walks in the parks, hands being held, ice cream shared, dances had, necks stroked, old issues laughed about, eyes gazed in to... 

 

Anyone have any success stories about getting back with someone that they had been apart from for a lengthy period..    I was talking to a friend of mine and she was apart from her current beau for 10 years and had a child with another man in that time, and they got back together a few years back and are living happily ever after...

 

 

 


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Posted 13 February 2018 - 02:58 PM

Have a wank over her, then decide if you can put up with the shit you left her because of. 


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Posted 13 February 2018 - 03:01 PM

Have a wank over her, then decide if you can put up with the shit you left her because of. 

I will give him your worldly advice....   


Edited by Grays Babylon 1875, 13 February 2018 - 03:01 PM.

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Posted 13 February 2018 - 03:03 PM

i think it might be very dependent on the reasons they split up to begin with. 

but, aye, i'd say it's more than possible. i know a few couples that have done it successfully. 


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#5 OFFLINE   Dal Riata Don

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Posted 13 February 2018 - 03:06 PM



Have a wank over her, then decide if you can put up with the shit you left her because of. 

Proper advice there.

 

Tell yer mate to have a Quantum wank [going back in time to put right what once went wrong] then move on with their life.  

 

Unless...

 

They've both done a bit of growing up and the thing[s] that set them apart aren't present anymore. 

 

But...

 

Yer mate has to ask themselves: if their ex is such a decent catch; how come she's[?] still available? 

 

She could be on the rebound or a bunny boiler. 


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Posted 13 February 2018 - 03:06 PM

Don't do it.

 

I got back with my ex after a few months apart, we lasted another few years then split up again.

 

There was a reason he ended it with her, he should remember it.


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Posted 13 February 2018 - 03:07 PM

Never works

Drink and the pub always comes first they all say

(Too fuckin right)

Anyway, this pish is Donstalk talk

Edited by Bad_Mobby, 13 February 2018 - 03:08 PM.

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Posted 13 February 2018 - 03:23 PM

Sounds more like she dumped you, Grays. She has now had her fun with other guys and wants you back. Meanwhile you've been lying in Brazil, greeting, wanking and spending your life in close proximity to a shit encrusted lavvie pan.

Tell her to bolt. I had a similar position a few years ago. Split up with a lassie, were apart for about 6 months, then she came running back and we were together for a couple years, bought a house together, the lot.

It was only then that i realised how much of a pain in the cunt she was.

Get her to fuck, Grays.
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Posted 13 February 2018 - 03:23 PM

Rarely a good idea.

 

Find yourself a blonde bird with big tits until you can find a new blon. 

 

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#10 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 13 February 2018 - 03:34 PM

Sounds more like she dumped you, Grays. She has now had her fun with other guys and wants you back. Meanwhile you've been lying in Brazil, greeting, wanking and spending your life in close proximity to a shit encrusted lavvie pan.

Tell her to bolt. I had a similar position a few years ago. Split up with a lassie, were apart for about 6 months, then she came running back and we were together for a couple years, bought a house together, the lot.

It was only then that i realised how much of a pain in the cunt she was.

Get her to fuck, Grays.

Interesting...

 

It was certainly I that I ended it Parklife.  The shock of being in a new city meant that I recoiled at anything and everythng and just stayed home all the time with the doors double bolted (this is Brazil !!) talking to idiots on here... hahaha.     Now I am settled and the place feels like home, it seems like the natural thing to do, is get fucking married.  She's fucking amazing man.   It's full steam ahead.... This is my life, this is my home.  

I've even bought a  lavvy brush...........

Mr Bukowski spoke to me....  Go all the way...


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Posted 13 February 2018 - 03:37 PM

I split up with my missus for a few years and had a few relationships after.

Got back together almost 8 years ago, have a 2 year old daughter together and get married later this year.
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Posted 13 February 2018 - 03:37 PM

Better make his mind up quick, it's Valentine's day, AKA Steak and Blow job day qualifying round, tomorrow. Keep a clean sheet, a snappy one two of chocs and flowers, if he mucks it up then time to look for a new manager.

 

Sharing Ice Cream in February though, sounds like one scoop away from going "oh aye, that's why I dumped her"


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Posted 13 February 2018 - 03:42 PM

I split up with my missus for a few years and had a few relationships after.

Got back together almost 8 years ago, have a 2 year old daughter together and get married later this year.

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Posted 13 February 2018 - 03:48 PM

Interesting...
 
It was certainly I that I ended it Parklife.  The shock of being in a new city meant that I recoiled at anything and everythng and just stayed home all the time with the doors double bolted (this is Brazil !!) talking to idiots on here... hahaha.     Now I am settled and the place feels like home, it seems like the natural thing to do, is get fucking married.  She's fucking amazing man.   It's full steam ahead.... This is my life, this is my home.  

I've even bought a  lavvy brush...........

Mr Bukowski spoke to me....  Go all the way...

https://www.youtube....h?v=KL2T0XRzWUI


I'm just yanking your chain.

My secondary advice is to go and fuck as many Brazilian birds as you possibly can (hookers DO NOT count).
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Posted 13 February 2018 - 04:01 PM

The dancing bit is just weird . I imagined the slowly getting back together description as a montage but the dancing bit was just awful .
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Posted 13 February 2018 - 04:06 PM

I'm just yanking your chain.

My secondary advice is to go and fuck as many Brazilian birds as you possibly can (hookers DO NOT count).

There is a fucking Harley Davidson riding Colombian entangled in this affair.   But we've all seen Narcos.  The bad guy gets shot in the back and the gringoes win yet again......

I'll keep you posted pal.  Hope you have found love yourself now !! 

Hans.  We were dancing to REM - Imitation Of Life in my living room...  I was giving it Michael Stipes best moves.. Check the moves at the start of the video...   :drool:

 


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Posted 13 February 2018 - 04:10 PM

The dancing bit just doesn't sit easy with me at all matey .

All sounds a bit 'Belle and Sebastian '.
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Posted 13 February 2018 - 04:12 PM

The dancing bit just doesn't sit easy with me at all matey .

All sounds a bit 'Belle and Sebastian '.

Belle and Sebastian was before REM..

 

I didn't see it coming.......  Make me dance I Want to surrender....   :dancin:


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Posted 13 February 2018 - 04:20 PM

I'm aware of the bands history .

When you guys split up she probably said a load of viscious things about you . Said you were a big wanker etc.

Probably slagged Hibs off and said Micky Weir looked like Jimmy Somerville and that she wanted it up the farter but you 'Hibs'd it'.

She probably said all this AND WORSE.
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Posted 13 February 2018 - 04:20 PM

The HOG riding Columbian sounds a touch more exotic than a Belle n Sebastian listening hobo from Auld Reekie.
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Posted 13 February 2018 - 04:24 PM

You're definitely the type of cunt that weeps into his diary each night, detailing another disastrous day in your love life while sipping peppermint tea and listening to "I Know Its Over" by The Smiths. 

 

More Adrian Mole than Irvine Welsh you big soft bastard. 


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Posted 13 February 2018 - 04:45 PM

You're definitely the type of cunt that weeps into his diary each night, detailing another disastrous day in your love life while sipping peppermint tea and listening to "I Know Its Over" by The Smiths. 

 

More Adrian Mole than Irvine Welsh you big soft bastard. 

Green tea thank you very much....


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Posted 13 February 2018 - 04:50 PM

I did it.

I had a fantastic woman. A scientist, an athlete, a real healthy and responsible cunt.

Ditched it for the young blonde with the massive
tits and tiny waist that wants to ride all day and all night. And I mean the filthiest things.

Regretted it. Eventually.

Though will probably regret the U turn in 6 months. The grass is always greener, I guess..

Good luck
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Posted 13 February 2018 - 04:56 PM

Responsibility is over rated poodley min

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Posted 13 February 2018 - 04:59 PM

I did it.

I had a fantastic woman. A scientist, an athlete, a real healthy and responsible cunt.

Ditched it for the young blonde with the massive
tits and tiny waist that wants to ride all day and all night. And I mean the filthiest things.

Regretted it. Eventually.

Though will probably regret the U turn in 6 months. The grass is always greener, I guess..

Good luck

You're back with the scientist?


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Posted 13 February 2018 - 04:59 PM

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Posted 13 February 2018 - 05:15 PM

I've only remained friends with one of my exes.

There's a reason for that - she isn't a cunt whereas many other exes I've had, very much are.

I don't have any further advice to offer.

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Posted 13 February 2018 - 05:17 PM

I'm just yanking your chain.

My secondary advice is to go and fuck as many Brazilian birds as you possibly can (hookers DO NOT count).

 

Hookers are birds too. 

 

Unless it's Rumpus that's paying. 


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Posted 13 February 2018 - 06:09 PM

You're back with the scientist?


In the process. Gotta make sure it's what you want min cos it'd be a shame to break the same Quine twice.

And expect to have it thrown in your face every time you argue. And expect to miss the thousands of paps you've had in your face in the last while.
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Posted 13 February 2018 - 06:19 PM

I did it.

I had a fantastic woman. A scientist, an athlete, a real healthy and responsible cunt.

Ditched it for the young blonde with the massive
tits
and tiny waist that wants to ride all day and all night. And I mean the filthiest things.

Regretted it. Eventually.

Though will probably regret the U turn in 6 months. The grass is always greener, I guess..

Good luck

 

Is the filthy young blonde with massive tits still available asking for a friend


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