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You don't have chlamydia or you'd warn her you do have chlamydia ahead of time?

Not even foreign, English. There's plenty of them.

Realistically it doesn't matter a fuck who the refs claim they support, if the clubs actually unionised and insisted on independent refs then no Scottish ref would be officiating a top flight Scottish game again.

I think the cruelest thing I ever did was tip less than 30% one time because our waitress actually clocked out before her relief arrived, and we waited about 30 minutes for the bill. True story. Who the fuck does that? I think I left 25%, which is a pretty strong statement. Felt bad later... she probably had like 15 kids to juggle, and an abusive alcoholic husband waiting for his tea, and it was either ditch on her tables or lose track of some of her kids and get a battering from her hubby.

Dante's playing 4D Chess, and his teammates are wanking in the trees making whooping noises, unfortunately. Superstar.

I mean, if we're having to go to the lengths of saying Polvara made a bad decision, which ultimately turns out to not have been a bad decision, rather than being able to point out to repeated mistakes or poor play in order to justify calling him shite then I'm satisfied he's a better player than I thought. You'll find poor decisions in anyone's game if you want to run the microscope over the entire game, even the 10 Million Euro Man.

A bold plan. Didn't work, but worth a shot.

We have a collection of spineless clubs. Aberdeen FC should be leading the charge for independent officials and accountability, but instead... nada. Nothing will change. The end.

Is it a perfect analogy? No. And I think that's what I like about it.

A couple of months in the manager's hotseat, and what... two wins... and he's clearly ready to manage Barnsley. What other industry puts the apprentices in charge of the company? Presumably the Record making shite up as usual.

Polvara hasn't really been given any kind of run in the team to find consistency. He's been used as a late game substitute when it finally gets through to whoever the manager is that Barron has been hiding for 75 minutes and Shinnie is a liability.

"The tourist bravely rolled down her window to get a better view of the beast, preparing her phone for the photo. But in a grisly twist of events, the bear pounced forward and mauled her right arm." I think 'bravely' is doing an enormous amount of lifting here. 'Stupidly' would be the correct word, if we're being honest. She goes on, "I just wanted to take a picture of him". Like she has a right to get whatever she wants. Daft auld cunt. I just want to smash my peen into one of Vorders' holes, doesn't matter which one, but if I walk up to her and start trying to ride her without so much as a 'how do you do' there's going to be consequences and repercussions, regardless of what I 'just want'. Maybe she won't maul my arm, but maybe she'll suck my cock off, or stick a finger up my arse, thus immobilising me. Maybe she'll tie me up with her knickers and suffocate me with her enormous knockers. These are all risks I'm aware of and willing to take, though.

I think I disagree with that quite a bit. Some of his passing and through ball play has been excellent, he's stronger in one on ones than he was, and is composed in tight situations. He can also chip in with an effort or two when he gets the opportunity. Ironically, despite disagreeing with you, I agree he has to up his game. He's massively improved, but at the moment I'd rather see him as cover for better midfielders. The problem is we don't really have better central midfielders, and that needs to be addressed. Shinnie can go, Barron will go and i'm fine with that, Clarkson needs to rediscover the form that made us sign him.