Thread O Fechtin

[Simply Red]

Spice heads surely

[For Fecks Sake]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Heat of the moment - cunt thought he was invincible (looked like he’s had a few shandies too lol) 

The ripping his tap off kinda confirmed that right enough.

[Don Fonte]

A truly heart warming watch.  The drunk chap knocking out all who crossed his path. Ledge.

[Fridge]

The cheap shot on the deck was poor. Hopefully they all shook hands and got a Big Mac.

[Betty Swallicks]

On 9/19/2022 at 8:15 AM, Zeus said:

 

 

 

Old alki thinking he's Rocky knocking out young cunts oot their nut on spice.

Funny as fuck. 

[Edwin Starr]

On 9/19/2022 at 10:59 AM, For Fecks Sake said:

Good fight right up to the point that he started punching the guy on the deck.

Didn't think that was good either.

[Zeus]

 

 

[Ke1t]

10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

 

Absolutely classic example of the working class scuffle. 

Two balding minks, probably 3 hours into drinking by noon on a Monday, grappling like monkeys, and swinging largely ineffectual wild punches, in a back alley, beside the bins, probably over one of them shagging the other's skanky bidey-in, while a bird shouts things like, "Leave it, Trevor, 'e ain't worf it!" 

Really come into it's own on the 40 second mark, when it becomes clear the mink in the red t-shirt is somewhat overmatched. The punches from black t-shirt start connecting, and red t-shirt starts bouncing off walls, aforementioned bins, and eventually the mossy pavement that hasn't seen a good powerwash ever, because minks don't maintain their property. 

Not that it's their property. 

Stunning footage that should be in the national archives alongside old film reels of Hitler shouting and the Space Shuttle blowing up. 

 

[Ke1t]

2 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Dubbles

 

[maryhilldon]

You're a terrible snob Kelt. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

The boy in the black has a Brazilian wife.  Hear her yammering....

I guarantee their house is spotless.

[BrianFaePerth]

8 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

 

Boy in red was lulled into a false sense of security by those spazzy slaps at first.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Is that Portuguese? I thought it was east European. She talks in a sense that she’s seen him crack heads a few times before. 

She's asking someone in the house to stay inside and get the telephone, in Brazilian Portuguese.   Then talking to Slugger in Ingloid. 

Neighbours are cunts.  My neighbour owes me money, but it's a woman, so I can't punch her in an alleyway sadly. 

Good thread idea.  Terrible neighbours stories.   Moobs must dish the dirt on his one.

[Reed or deed]

16 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

You're a terrible snob Kelt. 

And you’re always sniping at somebody from the sidelines.

Weasel.

[Dad]

41 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

She's asking someone in the house to stay inside and get the telephone, in Brazilian Portuguese.   Then talking to Slugger in Ingloid. 

Neighbours are cunts.  My neighbour owes me money, but it's a woman, so I can't punch her in an alleyway sadly. 

Good thread idea.  Terrible neighbours stories.   Moobs must dish the dirt on his one.

How much does she owe you son?

[Fridge]

44 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

She's asking someone in the house to stay inside and get the telephone, in Brazilian Portuguese.   Then talking to Slugger in Ingloid. 

Neighbours are cunts.  My neighbour owes me money, but it's a woman, so I can't punch her in an alleyway sadly. 

Good thread idea.  Terrible neighbours stories.   Moobs must dish the dirt on his one.

Are you a gigalo?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

22 minutes ago, Dad said:

How much does she owe you son?

180.00 Reais.

I stupidly paid her in advance for cleaning my house, as she had asked to borrow money previously and I wanted to help her out, and now she is avoiding me like deodorant avoids Brians oxters, which is bizarre as we share an entrance to our homes and live in the same building. 

A fine person.  I am sure the issue shall be resolved eventually, but it's been 7 weeks and my patience is wearing thin I tell thee. 

 

[Dad]

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[Dad]

9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

180.00 Reais.

I stupidly paid her in advance for cleaning my house, as she had asked to borrow money previously and I wanted to help her out, and now she is avoiding me like deodorant avoids Brians oxters, which is bizarre as we share an entrance to our homes and live in the same building. 

A fine person.  I am sure the issue shall be resolved eventually, but it's been 7 weeks and my patience is wearing thin I tell thee. 

 

Horse head in the bed aside her son - only option available 👍

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Just now, Dad said:

Horse head in the bed aside her son - only option available 👍

Gotta be civil at all times. 

These women can clean like a motherfucker and I don't wanna lose that service.  When I clean, the house seems to be be even dirtier than when I started.  I'm just moving the scum around.   

When they clean it's some Howard Hughes levels of cleanliness. 

It's actually bloody brilliant.

[Fridge]

Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Gotta be civil at all times. 

These women can clean like a motherfucker and I don't wanna lose that service.  When I clean, the house seems to be be even dirtier than when I started.  I'm just moving the scum around.   

When they clean it's some Howard Hughes levels of cleanliness. 

It's actually bloody brilliant.

Well stop your fucking moaning and give her it as a tip.

Agreed though I am a tidy person but can’t clean worth a fuck.

[BrianFaePerth]

Offer your cock and tell her she can clear her debt with a suck.

 

She will soon find the cash.

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Gotta be civil at all times. 

These women can clean like a motherfucker and I don't wanna lose that service.  When I clean, the house seems to be be even dirtier than when I started.  I'm just moving the scum around.   

When they clean it's some Howard Hughes levels of cleanliness. 

It's actually bloody brilliant.

Knock on her door and politely ask her to clean your house.

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Knock on her door and politely ask her to clean your house.

And then stick a dildo on her bonnet?

[Parklife]

11 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Knock on her door and politely ask her to clean your house.

Better bitching about it on the messageboard of football team from thousands of miles away. 

That's going to be much more effective in solving the problem. 

[Dad]

41 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Gotta be civil at all times. 

These women can clean like a motherfucker and I don't wanna lose that service.  When I clean, the house seems to be be even dirtier than when I started.  I'm just moving the scum around.   

When they clean it's some Howard Hughes levels of cleanliness. 

It's actually bloody brilliant.

The ol' hibee slug trail 👍 

 

Disgusting arseholes 

[Ten Caat]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Horse head in the bed aside her son - only option available 👍

Which to be fair would be an upgrade on any of your recent bed partners

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Reed or deed said:

And you’re always sniping at somebody from the sidelines.

Weasel.

You're a snidey cunt as well, at least I attempt to inject some humour. What do you offer? I'll tell you. Fuck all.

[Parklife]

16 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You're a snidey cunt as well, at least I attempt to inject some humour. What do you offer? I'll tell you. Fuck all.

Posing that's going to earn you the MIP award, IMO. 

[Reed or deed]

On 11/19/2022 at 4:06 PM, maryhilldon said:

You're a snidey cunt as well, at least I attempt to inject some humour. What do you offer? I'll tell you. Fuck all.

I offer great wisdom, humour and a dose of harsh reality pal 👌🥳