Bluto's Bucket List

[Poodler]

Win poster of the year

 

 

Would be my POTY if Arabian Knight didn't show up

[The Boofon]

Bloots,

 

 

Helping my mate flit yesterday, and we found copious amounts of Kamagra stashed in the loft, do you want a 4 pack sent over, or is it beyond repair ?

 

 

You get a very decent buzz necking a few of those.

[Bluto10]

Win poster of the year

Would be my POTY if Arabian Knight didn't show up

Thanks bud, but winning in that title would put me up alongside the dweebs.

Would be like bring milk monitor at school.

 

Cool folk never win

[E-P-K]

Thanks bud, but winning in that title would put me up alongside the dweebs.

Would be like bring milk monitor at school.

 

Cool folk never win

 

 

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[tup]

Thanks bud, but winning in that title would put me up alongside the dweebs.

Would be like bring milk monitor at school.

 

Cool folk never win

Also, losers never win either.

[BrianFaePerth]

Also, losers never win either.

Nick Berry would beg to differ

[manboobs109]

Also, losers never win either.

I think you'll find every loser wins, once the dream begins.

[reekie_dock]

He's nae winning this year

 

The Handshakers wil see to that.

[Chewie37]

Have sex with a REAL lady

[Old manny]

 

Have sex with a REAL lady

 

But she would lose her REAL lady reputation if Bluto gets in aboot her knickers.

[E-P-K]

I remember the EPK days of selling those bad boys.

 

Superb.

 

Lethal buzz aff oh those bad boys.

 

 

I nearly got jailed,

 

You want a pack (@police) for free

[Chewie37]

But she would lose her REAL lady reputation if Bluto gets in aboot her knickers.

 

Fat thumb gave this a -1 ooooops soz

[Old manny]

Fat thumb gave this a -1 ooooops soz

Nae problem.

[RAZOR]

The awards are heating up already.

[Dal Riata Don]

Find inner peace and happiness: whilst sober.

[Don Fonte]

The awards are heating up already.

If Bluto dies before the awards will there be a posthumous award to him? A lifetime achievement award maybe. Or an award in his honour, 'The Bluto award for Hellraising' perhaps.

[RAZOR]

If Bluto dies before the awards will there be a posthumous award to him? A lifetime achievement award maybe. Or an award in his honour, 'The Bluto award for Hellraising' perhaps.

The Lifetime Achievement Award is always a hotly contested award. However, it is unlikely he'll die given his online persona of this heavy drinking is merely a ruse. What's impressive is how long he's kept it up for, poor lad can't much else going on in his life to carry that shit on.

[Old manny]

The Lifetime Achievement Award is always a hotly contested award. However, it is unlikely he'll die given his online persona of this heavy drinking is merely a ruse. What's impressive is how long he's kept it up for, poor lad can't much else going on in his life to carry that shit on.

You mean to tell me Bluto has been deceiving us?

[Poodler]

One could argue he has more going on in his life than most

[Bluto10]

One could argue he has more going on in his life than most

Aye indeed, busy man.

 

2.5hr Iron Horse journey now.

Two beers (see pic) for the first 45 mins of it till I change trains.

 

dont let the fun sponges get us down Poodley

LIFL

LFDO

[StandFree1982]

When Bluto dies, someone should attempt to throw his urn of ashes over his local pubs roof.

[1903Fitba]

Have his own corner similar to tups but with better advice.

[Poodler]

When Bluto dies, someone should attempt to throw his urn of ashes over his local pubs roof.

 

Hahaha

[DD1903]

When Bluto dies, someone should attempt to throw his urn of ashes over his local pubs roof.

And his shoes in the canal

[Bluto10]

And his shoes in the canal

Been there done that and been so blotto I wore them

For hours without realizing they were basically water

[StandFree1982]

Leave an unopened Fray Bentos by his grave,

[Bluto10]

I'll be wearing my Sergio Georgina leather jacket

 

[zander]

Fried egg and mayo pieces.

[DD1903]

Been there done that and been so blotto I wore them

For hours without realizing they were basically water

That's why it would be a fitting memorial

[Foster14]

drionk bodu weigt ni beer

 

dye