Madeleine Mccann

[manboobs109]

Dad fucked that

[Poodler]

I think some wires have been caused

 

I'm saying I entirely believe that Dando and Kelly were done away with (for different reasons)

[mcdougall(4)]

What's that one where he gets the lassie to stick two fingers up his arsehole?

 

Your lurid fantasies disturb me 

[manboobs109]

I think some wires have been caused

 

I'm saying I entirely believe that Dando and Kelly were done away with (for different reasons)

Well Dando defo was, somecunt shot her in the head.

[Fridge]

I’m actually not one for a conspiracy theory but David Kelly was a definite shakedown, suspect maybe by the yanks rather than us but that war was happening irrespective.

 

Suspect he was going to conclude there were likely no weapons of mass destruction and then got taken clean out.

[mcdougall(4)]

Wires caused? What the flying fuck are you on about son?

 

Gibberish haha you wee prick

 

Oh aye - Last Tango in Paris @@mcdougall(4) you cannot tell me you havent seen that one son - exactly the sort of film you'd enjoy haha you wee arsehole

 

 

Do you refer to the famous butter scene in said film?

 

Oh and for the record, I don't like the cinematic stylings of Bertolucci, all a bit stark in his cinematography and vision for me.

[Redforever86]

Do you refer to the famous butter scene in said film?

 

Oh and for the record, I don't like the cinematic stylings of Bertolucci, all a bit stark in his cinematography and vision for me.

Decent olive oil.

[mcdougall(4)]

Aye - all got a bit pompous tbh. Brando knee himself he had to peg it back a bit.

 

So the scene involved him using butter as a lubricant before raping the actress involved (according to her) so not sure he pegged anything back.

 

What I do know is that at no point does she stick anything in him...

 

So again this is something you have imagined happening as it is what you wanted to happen...

 

 

 

What's that one where he gets the lassie to stick two fingers up his arsehole?

[BrianFaePerth]

My favourites are Jill Dando

Her man went was told to shut his face and many believe was rewarded when he went on to be the Queens fannyologist.

[BrianFaePerth]

You're thinking of the wrong scene then son.

 

Two fingers up the sheriffs badge; my word is my bond.

You've fingered the queens arse?

[Poodler]

Dad, meant to say 'wires crossed'. Been a few errors in my posts recently, sorry.

 

I'll go research that, Bri

[BrianFaePerth]

Dad, meant to say 'wires crossed'. Been a few errors in my posts recently, sorry.

 

I'll go research that, Bri

There are YouTube vids on it. It's not the main focus of them but it's a question asked

[Poodler]

Always suspicious of men who become gynaecologists.

 

Rubbish with the birds in uni, imo.

 

Were you a hit with the ladies, Bri?

[BrianFaePerth]

Always suspicious of men who become gynaecologists.

 

Rubbish with the birds in uni, imo.

 

Were you a hit with the ladies, Bri?

Eh was no Poodler but have become a hit with the ladies over the years. Problem is the burds are all over 40.

[Arabian Knight]

There are YouTube vids on it

wits gan oan wi yer ridin style? whin ye wir oan aboot sellin yer hoose ye goat carried awa, ye steret a fire oan here, ye wir in the middle eh trouble. eh saw ye wir rattlet. Best hing u kin dae is nae boast aboot whaur ye ir. every cunt oan her kens yer a blawherd hinger oan.

tell cunts aboot hings thit cunts mibbe want tae hear. Open n honest fir a chinge. yer ridin style, hows meh thrust tips gan? wits been yer toap 5 best rides ower the years? nae cunt giez a fuck wit country yer in ya fuckin plank

[Poodler]

Eh was no Poodler but have become a hit with the ladies over the years. Problem is the burds are all over 40.

 

And married to aging pop stars.

 

You aged well? Bit of Clooney about you?

[BrianFaePerth]

wits gan oan wi yer ridin style? whin ye wir oan aboot sellin yer hoose ye goat carried awa, ye steret a fire oan here, ye wir in the middle eh trouble. eh saw ye wir rattlet. Best hing u kin dae is nae boast aboot whaur ye ir. every cunt oan her kens yer a blawherd hinger oan.

tell cunts aboot hings thit cunts mibbe want tae hear. Open n honest fir a chinge. yer ridin style, hows meh thrust tips gan? wits been yer toap 5 best rides ower the years? nae cunt giez a fuck wit country yer in ya fuckin plank

Me selling my house in Norway produced the hat moment of the year, possibly of all time.

 

When you can create such scenarios you can talk to me about topics on here. Until then, stick to your spiked beer shite.

[BrianFaePerth]

And married to aging pop stars.

 

 

 

[Arabian Knight]

ye shat it n ran scared as fae awa is ye cid git "ehm nae a gress tup"

Yer is tainted is that bentshot mess chewie

[BrianFaePerth]

ye shat it n ran scared as fae awa is ye cid git "ehm nae a gress tup"

Yer is tainted is that bentshot mess chewie

Just the facts. Eh never clyped to the mods. To this day eh don't know who did.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Wires caused? What the flying fuck are you on about son?

 

Gibberish haha you wee prick

 

Oh aye -  Last Tango in Paris @@mcdougall(4) you cannot tell me you havent seen that one son - exactly the sort of film you'd enjoy haha you wee arsehole

 

The Oscar for best use of butter goes to........

[The Boofon]

Always suspicious of men who become gynaecologists.

 

Rubbish with the birds in uni, imo.

 

Were you a hit with the ladies, Bri?

I know a deaf gynaecologist.

 

He’s a lip reader.

[Bluto10]

I’m actually not one for a conspiracy theory but David Kelly was a definite shakedown, suspect maybe by the yanks rather than us but that war was happening irrespective.

Suspect he was going to conclude there were likely no weapons of mass destruction and then got taken clean out.

Bourne