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#2161 ONLINE   milne_afc

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 08:57 PM

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 09:20 PM

https://www.thesun.c...impression=true

@manboobs


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#2163 OFFLINE   Dad

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 09:53 PM

Thanks @Da


Hahaha you wee prick
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Posted by Dad on 02 August 2017 - 08:19 PM

The world outside Scotland makes me love the scottish game more and more. Good solid 10's of thousands transfer fees; no frills - good honest solid realism, with a squeeze of hate and a smidge of daring to dream.

 

The Dons are a joy to support.

 


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Posted 12 January 2018 - 10:04 PM

I see US ambassadors are resigning in the shithole countries cos of the tango shit child moron

 

Trump is just a rich Peter Dow.

Both fucking mentalists.


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#2165 OFFLINE   manboobs109

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 10:16 PM

@manboobs109 ^ just to speed things up...is that you?


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 10:17 PM

Jo Marney and the UKIP leader splitting up is newsworthy apparently. It's on the national news.

The more interesting angle is what's wrong with the 25 year old whack job? Never heard of it before today.

Well, quite a lot obviously given what she's been saying but there's a deadness in her eyes. How did she get so fucked up to go out with that total fud of a man? That's the only angle of semi-interest.

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 11:33 PM

Splendid news about the SPL being the best league in the world..!!

 

http://www.bbc.com/s...otball/42696675

Dad you old cunt.  I have posted this on my FB page and plagiarised your lovely words and taken them as my own - hahahaha - There's always someone somewhere with a big nose who knows.  

 

This  -  'The world outside Scotland makes me love the scottish game more and more. Good solid 10's of thousands transfer fees; no frills - good honest solid realism, with a squeeze of hate and a smidge of daring to dream.'


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Posted 16 January 2018 - 12:19 AM

Splendid news about the SPL being the best league in the world..!!

 

http://www.bbc.com/s...otball/42696675

Dad you old cunt.  I have posted this on my FB page and plagiarised your lovely words and taken them as my own - hahahaha - There's always someone somewhere with a big nose who knows.  

 

This  -  'The world outside Scotland makes me love the scottish game more and more. Good solid 10's of thousands transfer fees; no frills - good honest solid realism, with a squeeze of hate and a smidge of daring to dream.'

Trouble with that is it says average attendance not median

 

There's no way that the likes of Accies, the Dee or Killie are getting anywhere close to that. We do but the figure of 11k is close to our top-games, not average ones [could be wrong but just a feeling]. 

 

It's a Gers/Tim record.


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#2169 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 16 January 2018 - 02:09 AM

Trouble with that is it says average attendance not median

 

There's no way that the likes of Accies, the Dee or Killie are getting anywhere close to that. We do but the figure of 11k is close to our top-games, not average ones [could be wrong but just a feeling]. 

 

It's a Gers/Tim record.

Typical Scottish attitude\outlook.

 

We have something wonderful but how can we talk it down?  Where is the fault?  It can't be us.....

 

Maybe it's Scotland I hate.  I know I hate so many things about it.  I hate the way we expect to fail, and then we fail, then we get bitter because we failed. 

 

Fuck you man. 


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Posted 16 January 2018 - 04:38 AM

Trouble with that is it says average attendance not median
 
There's no way that the likes of Accies, the Dee or Killie are getting anywhere close to that. We do but the figure of 11k is close to our top-games, not average ones [could be wrong but just a feeling]. 
 
It's a Gers/Tim record.


Not sure what your confused about. They add up the 12 teams average attendance then divide by 12. Obviously they're not saying every team averages 11,000. Scotland has the highest % of the population that go to games in europe, therefore the world probably.
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#2171 OFFLINE   rocket_scientist

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Posted 16 January 2018 - 05:59 AM

Typical Scottish attitude\outlook.
 
We have something wonderful but how can we talk it down?  Where is the fault?  It can't be us.....
 
Maybe it's Scotland I hate.  I know I hate so many things about it.  I hate the way we expect to fail, and then we fail, then we get bitter because we failed. 
 
Fuck you man.


That made me laugh. You are being very Scottish yourself!

I think we've always been the per capita leader in terms of watching fitba.

It was indeed a wonderful quote dad produced, quite genius.

Your reaction to some typical Scottishness was typically Scottish.

The yin and the yang. I hate Scotland too and I love it also.

Your summation of our negativity as a nation was brilliant in its simplicity.

One of the best posts I've ever read. I could learn from your concision.

Whilst I recognise and share the passion of your ire and frustration, perhaps it's us that need to go back to the drawing board.

It is essential to communicate to any target audience in terms that they can understand.
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Posted 16 January 2018 - 06:38 AM

On further reflection GB 1875, it's not necessarily an issue of expressionism.

The average Scot is fucked. They don't understand, however concise and simply it is expressed.

I wondered if the likes of you and Wester Hailes jambo had become pissed off by Hibs and Hearts forums that you seek further afield? Unfortunately we AFC include the same proportion of absolute mutants as you may have encountered. They are disgusting human beings who will never understand how shit they are because they've been wired towards constant negativity. Faced by something different to their sad world, something that threatens to be positive and shine light, they are repelled. They don't even know why they are, that's how fucked they've gotten.

It's not how to speak to a target audience when it's the audience itself that is the problem. I don't see DRD as the king of the mutants though. You were harsh on him. Yes he missed the light, being consumed by another Scottishism, a separate issue again, but it's the perennially blind mutants who drag the country down and by extension, webchatspeaksites like these.
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Posted 16 January 2018 - 06:54 AM

Splendid news about the SPL being the best league in the world..!!
 
http://www.bbc.com/s...otball/42696675
Dad you old cunt.  I have posted this on my FB page and plagiarised your lovely words and taken them as my own - hahahaha - There's always someone somewhere with a big nose who knows.  
 
This  -  'The world outside Scotland makes me love the scottish game more and more. Good solid 10's of thousands transfer fees; no frills - good honest solid realism, with a squeeze of hate and a smidge of daring to dream.'[/size]


Let me know how many likes you get son; then times that number by 4 - that's how much you owe me.
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Posted by Dad on 02 August 2017 - 08:19 PM

The world outside Scotland makes me love the scottish game more and more. Good solid 10's of thousands transfer fees; no frills - good honest solid realism, with a squeeze of hate and a smidge of daring to dream.

 

The Dons are a joy to support.

 


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Posted 16 January 2018 - 07:02 AM

Let me know how many likes you get son; then times that number by 4 - that's how much you owe me.


He could just praise your arsehole on Grindr instead
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Posted 16 January 2018 - 07:17 AM

He could just praise your arsehole on Grindr instead


Would hope he has already done that tbh.
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Posted by Dad on 02 August 2017 - 08:19 PM

The world outside Scotland makes me love the scottish game more and more. Good solid 10's of thousands transfer fees; no frills - good honest solid realism, with a squeeze of hate and a smidge of daring to dream.

 

The Dons are a joy to support.

 


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Posted Today, 06:43 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk...eabird-delicacy

 

"Each bird is lifted from the rock by a grabber on a pole, and then clubbed on the back of the head."    BOSH !!


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Posted Today, 07:03 PM

We'd a meteorite burn up over our county a couple of nights back.  Heard a couple of big bangs, but reckoned it was just the brothers settling a dispute so thought nothing more of it. 

 

Egghead sorts in the science world looking at the video say it probably landed rather than completely burning up, so everybody's out looking for a rock from outer space this week. 

 

Not me... I saw the original Blob movie, and I'm informed as to the sort of shenanigans that can come from poking at space rocks with a stick.  


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Posted Today, 07:22 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk...eabird-delicacy
 
"Each bird is lifted from the rock by a grabber on a pole, and then clubbed on the back of the head."    BOSH !!


My mate is from Lewis and has done the hunt as it were
Guga smells foul too
Wouldn't eat it
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#2179 ONLINE   tup

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Posted Today, 07:49 PM

Already say of the big man on Wednesday (twice).

Muppets like Tup I eat for breakfast.

Got More respect for sone of the big hitters like cheese, berty mobby and the like.
But they know their place.

Im still learning from the real #TopPosters though (DT\360)
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Posted Today, 07:52 PM

Hi tup

You aren't the big man.
Quite clearly you aren't.

I was talking about MT
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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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Posted Today, 07:56 PM

Read your second sentence you daft alky.
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