The Official "anyone But Jimmy Calderwood" Thread.

[The Boofon]

Why wouldn't you want to live in a new build when you get all of the following...

 

Smaller rooms.

Low ceilings.

Smaller garden.

Edge of town location on soulless estate normally miles from a decent pub or restaurant.

Paper thin internal walls.

Bland common design.

Poor workmanship and cheapest materials possible.

Exactly.

 

I'd rather be homeless.

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

JIG

[G31DON]

Where's the sunbed room?

[TopDon]

Why wouldn't you want to live in a new build when you get all of the following...

 

Smaller rooms.

Low ceilings.

Smaller garden.

Edge of town location on soulless estate normally miles from a decent pub or restaurant.

Paper thin internal walls.

Bland common design.

Poor workmanship and cheapest materials possible.

 

Ha! Thought you were being serious there for a second after reading through your first two points. Was thinking you were making a point about reduced energy costs.

 

Great post though. +1

[Chewie37]

Hey, anyone spot Angus the Bull?

[RTYD]

The fat fuck was useless.

[King Street Loon]

The fat fuck was useless.

And on that, nothing else needs saying.

 

Close thread.

[Zeus]

Why will nobody give him a job?

 

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/jimmy-calderwood-cant-understand-cant-7404088#fvqDPbRP2gPd17Q8.97

 

 

[Guest RosemountRed]

It is strange why he can't, even at a smaller club like Partick.

[RAZOR]

It's time I think.

[Reed or deed]

Time for a revisit to the sunbeds for him. That's about it.

[RAZOR]

Home is calling him min

[Chewie37]

Gary Ralston seems to have a boner for his new fit look.

[Poodler]

'I haven't seen the Louis I know for months'

 

Fars the Jimmys name drops thread?

[ericblack4boss]

What a fucking arsehole,

He saved Ross county, aye that's right they finished one place lower than they were sitting in when he took over,

His fucking career is over, what's he done wrong, ask Ryan o Leary you fucking prick, perhaps if you didn't surround yourself with rabbid Huns, like alky Clark and the serial sex pest nicholl, perhaps if you hadn't openly admitted that David Murray, got you the job at Dunfermline through his friendship with masterton, maybe if you hadn't thrown the game in a league decider when Dunfermline played the Huns on the last day of the season.

Also have you had a look at your record in cup games, queen of the south, queens park, they were sacking offences you twat,

 

Maybe the fact players fucking hated you at Ross county, and the totally unprofessional regime you instigated at Aberdeen, which was personified by radges like mulgrew, Kerr, McDonald, aluko, McNamara

 

Your fucking Dutch pals eh? That'll be Marc overmars, the man that sacked you after only a month darkening the door at go ahead eagles, or jaap steam, and Sami hyypia two players you take credit for playing at the pinnacle of the game yet, neither so much as even gave you a mention in their biographies,

 

Let's consider your ability or fucking lack of it at nurturing young players, how many players came through the youth ranks in your time at Aberdeen, Pawlett and Paton and perhaps Maguire, so how have they got on cunto eh?

 

The shite you spent supporters money on too, Tommy fucking Wright, £100,000, fucking cretin.

 

Maybe the fact you appointed your own flesh and blood that cock Scott calderwood as chief scout didn't help, with no fucking coaching credentials,

 

Aye and that's just for starters prick.

 

Now go and fuck yourself

[RAZOR]

He was brought in for 6 months to keep Ross County up min. Look where they ended up...

[ericblack4boss]

He was fucking despised there, turned up 5 mins before games fucked off as soon as buffet was finished after games,

Never turned up through the week and instead sent his loon up to take training , he had as much respect as tup.

[RAZOR]

He or Scott clearly done something right...

[caledonia]

It is strange why he can't, even at a smaller club like Partick.

 

Or even a bit further down at first division rangers

[Daz the Don]

I did not like this man managing the football club I support.

 

A fukin imposter and a huge factor in the downward spiral we went through in the following seasons after his departure as we were left with some massive wage theifs in the playing squad.

[dave_min]

I did not like this man managing the football club I support.

 

A fukin imposter and a huge factor in the downward spiral we went through in the following seasons after his departure as we were left with some massive wage theifs in the playing squad.

 

The King leaving was the biggest factor in the downfall of the good ship AFC.

 

If the King was still here we'd have won the League last year and would be looking forward to playing Real Madrid in the Champions League next week.

 

Instead we have a former Rangers player in charge and are playing St Johnstone.

 

Time to bring him home.

[super_al]

I don't argue that Jimmy was a great manager however he was not a bad manager either.

[Chewie37]

He did a good job, but it did seem like we were descending into a 'lads' club. he got the bung at the right time. Under DM the whole club seems more respected, disciplined and sometimes feared

[King Street Loon]

What a fucking arsehole,

He saved Ross county, aye that's right they finished one place lower than they were sitting in when he took over,

His fucking career is over, what's he done wrong, ask Ryan o Leary you fucking prick, perhaps if you didn't surround yourself with rabbid Huns, like alky Clark and the serial sex pest nicholl, perhaps if you hadn't openly admitted that David Murray, got you the job at Dunfermline through his friendship with masterton, maybe if you hadn't thrown the game in a league decider when Dunfermline played the Huns on the last day of the season.

Also have you had a look at your record in cup games, queen of the south, queens park, they were sacking offences you twat,

 

Maybe the fact players fucking hated you at Ross county, and the totally unprofessional regime you instigated at Aberdeen, which was personified by radges like mulgrew, Kerr, McDonald, aluko, McNamara

 

Your fucking Dutch pals eh? That'll be Marc overmars, the man that sacked you after only a month darkening the door at go ahead eagles, or jaap steam, and Sami hyypia two players you take credit for playing at the pinnacle of the game yet, neither so much as even gave you a mention in their biographies,

 

Let's consider your ability or fucking lack of it at nurturing young players, how many players came through the youth ranks in your time at Aberdeen, Pawlett and Paton and perhaps Maguire, so how have they got on cunto eh?

 

The shite you spent supporters money on too, Tommy fucking Wright, £100,000, fucking cretin.

 

Maybe the fact you appointed your own flesh and blood that cock Scott calderwood as chief scout didn't help, with no fucking coaching credentials,

 

Aye and that's just for starters prick.

 

Now go and fuck yourself

Tell it like it is Eric.

[Ke1t]

What a fucking arsehole,

He saved Ross county, aye that's right they finished one place lower than they were sitting in when he took over,

His fucking career is over, what's he done wrong, ask Ryan o Leary you fucking prick, perhaps if you didn't surround yourself with rabbid Huns, like alky Clark and the serial sex pest nicholl, perhaps if you hadn't openly admitted that David Murray, got you the job at Dunfermline through his friendship with masterton, maybe if you hadn't thrown the game in a league decider when Dunfermline played the Huns on the last day of the season.

Also have you had a look at your record in cup games, queen of the south, queens park, they were sacking offences you twat,

 

Maybe the fact players fucking hated you at Ross county, and the totally unprofessional regime you instigated at Aberdeen, which was personified by radges like mulgrew, Kerr, McDonald, aluko, McNamara

 

Your fucking Dutch pals eh? That'll be Marc overmars, the man that sacked you after only a month darkening the door at go ahead eagles, or jaap steam, and Sami hyypia two players you take credit for playing at the pinnacle of the game yet, neither so much as even gave you a mention in their biographies,

 

Let's consider your ability or fucking lack of it at nurturing young players, how many players came through the youth ranks in your time at Aberdeen, Pawlett and Paton and perhaps Maguire, so how have they got on cunto eh?

 

The shite you spent supporters money on too, Tommy fucking Wright, £100,000, fucking cretin.

 

Maybe the fact you appointed your own flesh and blood that cock Scott calderwood as chief scout didn't help, with no fucking coaching credentials,

 

Aye and that's just for starters prick.

 

Now go and fuck yourself

 

That was a fantastic rant.

[Tommy]

What a fucking arsehole,

He saved Ross county, aye that's right they finished one place lower than they were sitting in when he took over,

His fucking career is over, what's he done wrong, ask Ryan o Leary you fucking prick, perhaps if you didn't surround yourself with rabbid Huns, like alky Clark and the serial sex pest nicholl, perhaps if you hadn't openly admitted that David Murray, got you the job at Dunfermline through his friendship with masterton, maybe if you hadn't thrown the game in a league decider when Dunfermline played the Huns on the last day of the season.

Also have you had a look at your record in cup games, queen of the south, queens park, they were sacking offences you twat,

Maybe the fact players fucking hated you at Ross county, and the totally unprofessional regime you instigated at Aberdeen, which was personified by radges like mulgrew, Kerr, McDonald, aluko, McNamara

Your fucking Dutch pals eh? That'll be Marc overmars, the man that sacked you after only a month darkening the door at go ahead eagles, or jaap steam, and Sami hyypia two players you take credit for playing at the pinnacle of the game yet, neither so much as even gave you a mention in their biographies,

Let's consider your ability or fucking lack of it at nurturing young players, how many players came through the youth ranks in your time at Aberdeen, Pawlett and Paton and perhaps Maguire, so how have they got on cunto eh?

The shite you spent supporters money on too, Tommy fucking Wright, £100,000, fucking cretin.

Maybe the fact you appointed your own flesh and blood that cock Scott calderwood as chief scout didn't help, with no fucking coaching credentials,

Aye and that's just for starters prick.

Now go and fuck yourself

Wow.

I've never seen you on +2 before.

Well done EB4B.

To clarify, were you a JIG or JMG?

[WA_Don]

Fucking savage eb4b

[Sonoftherock]

'I haven't seen the Louis I know for months'

 

Fars the Jimmys name drops thread?

 

The guy is just priceless! Can't believe he's still trotting out that rubbish!

[Zeus]

The interview on skysports where Kirsty Gallagher kept asking him when was the last time you spoke to Louis Van Gaal, he dodged it for a few minutes then admitted it was years ago - hilarious!

[ericblack4boss]

Hey no cunt on here hated that arsehole more than me.

I've made it my fucking business to grip that fucker in about,

The worst thing for you all, is having to agree with me and admit I'm right!

 

Very strange!