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Dating Tups For Tip


BrianFaePerth

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chill out @@tup your only going on a date, it's not like you shat yourself in a hotel in Inverness...

 

If you post things on any social media you have to suffer the concequnces oh it being leaked especially when your Poster of the year...

 

Take it in a good way everyone wants to see what your up too, like George Clooney just without the hair, good looks, Sex appeal, Charm, cash and Barry Tan.

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chill out @@tup your only going on a date, it's not like you shat yourself in a hotel in Inverness...

 

If you post things on any social media you have to suffer the concequnces oh it being leaked especially when your Poster of the year...

 

Take it in a good way everyone wants to see what your up too, like George Clooney just without the hair, good looks, Sex appeal, Charm, cash and Barry Tan.

 

 

Correction. Shat on the floor. Didn't shit myself.

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So today is the big day, it's maybe appropriate that we help our "top poster" with a successful venture in love.

 

Make sure you say she looks lovely

Dinna argue about the bill, pay it. No burd likes a miser, let her in on that personality trait slowly

Choke the chicken afore you go.

Put on a new pair of underpants. If she's putting it on a plate and you turn her down coz she'll see the skidmarks in your underbreeks, she may well think the rumours about your gayness were right.

If you successfully negotiate the above, remember the phrase "less is more luv".

 

 

 

But most of all, remember that even if it goes to shit, depart on a good tone as you'll be seeing her again at the family christmas gathering.

 

 

That's some lovely advice. It's nice to be nice.

 

Hopefully the ungrateful cunt catches the virus.

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