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#1 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 09:39 PM

@RAZOR. When is it nomination time matey? Can i suggest a new category ? Limerick of the year !  MEGALOLZ  :hysterical:

 

New categories could also include  'Poster who should lay off the cans' and 'Best @police post".

 

Can we also have a special one off award to Cheesepipes and his remark about Pat Butcher having an arsehole like 'a grinding disc'?


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#2 OFFLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 11:44 PM

^on the cans.

Probably causing trouble @police
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 06:11 AM

Which thread are the limericks in, again?


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#4 OFFLINE   Parklife

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 06:57 AM

Which thread are the limericks in, again?

There was a bad man called "Mobby", 

Who was scratching around in the lobby, 

He couldn't find the place of the Limerick, 

Because he's quite thick, 

So instead he just went for a jobby. 


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#5 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 06:59 AM

No cans were harmed in the creation of this thread .
The limericks are all over the place .
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#6 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 06:59 AM

There was a bad man called "Mobby", 

Who was scratching around in the lobby, 

He couldn't find the place of the Limerick, 

Because he's quite thick, 

So instead he just went for a jobby. 

 

@police


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:16 AM

There once was an internet football forum poster called Parklife

He hadn't had a ride in his life

He talked tactics online

Instead of chasing the quine

And now he'll never find a wife


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#8 OFFLINE   RAZOR

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:17 AM

It's always December 1st bud. Cheesepipes has already had two rewards retired with him over the last few years.

'Funniest poster'
'Biggest Deviant poster'

His services are recognised.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:23 AM

There once was an internet football forum poster called Parklife

He hadn't had a ride in his life

He talked tactics online

Instead of chasing the quine

And now he'll never find a wife

You canna' rhyme "life" with "life" ffs.

 

Must do better: D- 


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#10 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:29 AM

You canna' rhyme "life" with "life" ffs.

 

Must do better: D- 

 

The first rule of AFC Chat Limerick making up is: There are no rules


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:38 AM

There once was a poster called Parky
Was offended by the use of word darkie.

I am very sorry, now that is the truth.
So let's just be friends you cock gobbling poof.
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#12 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:38 AM

It's always December 1st bud. Cheesepipes has already had two rewards retired with him over the last few years.

'Funniest poster'
'Biggest Deviant poster'

His services are recognised.


Think the categories should be reopened to keep folk on their toes ,especially the deviant one.
Arabian Knight must be up there for shaving the artificial pubes off a piece of latex .
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:40 AM

That was a genuine olive branch Parklife.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:41 AM

Think the categories should be reopened to keep folk on their toes ,especially the deviant one.
Arabian Knight must be up there for shaving the artificial pubes off a piece of latex .

 

He's past his sell by date.


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:46 AM

 
He's past his sell by date.


Aye, he maybe just peaked too early to be considered. Timing has to be spot on ,akin to releasing a record for a Xmas number 1.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:46 AM

Agree with ginger pubes. He may be a hot contender for another certain category though.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:48 AM

There once was a poster called Parky
Was offended by the use of word darkie.

I am very sorry, now that is the truth.
So let's just be friends you cock gobbling poof.

 

 

That was a genuine olive branch Parklife.

:laughing:

 

I've no problem with any poster on here. It's an internet forum, can't be taking nonsense spouted too seriously. 


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:58 AM

AK needs to get active on the Dundee/Angus gay scene for him to be funny again.


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 09:11 AM

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Awww Dave, you're super. :-)

 

 


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 09:19 AM

A classic ^^^ saw a recent photo of that lady . Aged somewhat .
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 09:28 AM

A classic ^^^ saw a recent photo of that lady . Aged somewhat .

 

Was that nae Andre Agassi??


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 09:42 AM

Would a visible pissflap enhance or degrade that classic photo ?
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 11:09 AM

What about an award for "Poster who keeps posting...and posting...and posting..................."


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 11:20 AM

We need @Roberto to be back big on oil again so he can take his self proclaimed king of daytime poster award.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 12:15 PM

We need @Roberto to be back big on oil again so he can take his self proclaimed king of daytime poster award.


@dave_min is massive in the daytime posting game.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 12:30 PM

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you really need to up your game

 

Arabian knight got boring after 3 months of the same stuff, you've been the same since inception

 

poor


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 12:34 PM

you really need to up your game
 
Arabian knight got boring after 3 months of the same stuff, you've been the same since inception
 
poor


You on the other hand are a breath of fresh air buddy.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 12:35 PM

You on the other hand are a breath of fresh air buddy.

 

the main difference here chief is ive evolved

 

I no longer need validation, hence changing my posting style

 

I, therefore, am not similar at all - poor posting there mate


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 12:49 PM

You’ve evolved from a prick to a cunt
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 12:53 PM

Boofon challenging for POTY, totally upped his game.

Could we add a most annoying dundonian &weegie category
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