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#121 ONLINE   Poodler

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 06:39 PM

Replace it with Eurotrash
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#122 OFFLINE   Millertime

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 06:40 PM

Replace it with Eurotrash


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#123 OFFLINE   King Street Loon

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 07:04 PM

Replace it with Eurotrash

Eurotrash was fantastish!!

Remember Lolo Ferrari?
https://youtu.be/e5Hc21Ya50k

Edited by King Street Loon, 01 April 2018 - 07:05 PM.

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 07:10 PM

Replace it with Eurotrash


Eurotrash was Friday ffs. DYA.
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Posted 01 April 2018 - 07:13 PM

Eurotrash was fantastish!!

Remember Lolo Ferrari?
https://youtu.be/e5Hc21Ya50k


She was horrific .
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Posted 01 April 2018 - 07:13 PM

Victoria Silvstedt.....YAS!
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#127 OFFLINE   Henry

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Posted 02 April 2018 - 08:26 AM

Out of a crowd of 1500 he picked me as his first victim at a gig a few years back. A very proud moment.

 

Probably the stink that he picked up on. 


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Posted 08 April 2018 - 12:42 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk...t-arts-43685956

 

Dec calls for a round of applause for disgraced chum. 


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Posted 16 April 2018 - 01:22 PM

Fuck sake, has staying sober has made Ant look like that?

https://news.sky.com...charge-11333640

Edited by BrianFaePerth, 16 April 2018 - 01:23 PM.

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 01:31 PM

Bring back hanging, I say.

^ Looks like a thin version of his wife in that pic

Edited by Bad_Mobby, 16 April 2018 - 01:32 PM.

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 04:13 PM

Saw a picture of Mr Ant today, and everyone was saying how sad and miserable he looked. 

 

It's all a matter all a matter of perspective. You turn that frown upside down and he looks fucking delighted about something... 

 

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 07:29 AM

Woke up this morning thinking that Ant will be waking up as well but hopefully with a new vigour ,determined to put wrongs right and start afresh.




Or maybe he'll be into the fridge for a few cold ones to start a day of crazy fun.
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Posted 17 April 2018 - 07:38 AM

Maybe hes away round to see the wife to shove snicker bars up her arse
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Posted 17 April 2018 - 07:56 AM

Aye,losing 4.5 days pay will surely teach him...
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Posted 17 April 2018 - 08:13 AM

Maybe hes away round to see the wife to shove snicker bars up her arse


Then he'll attempt to enter a marathon


Arf arf guffaw
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Posted 17 April 2018 - 08:52 AM

If you went from marrying a girl who looks alright in this photo
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Only for her to turn out like this.
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No wonder you're going to develop a drink and prescription painkiller problem.


Fucksake! Starts to explain why he watches his wedding dvd backwards where she takes off the ring, walks back
up the aisle, into the limo and fucks off.
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Posted 17 April 2018 - 09:14 AM

Fucksake! Starts to explain why he watches his wedding dvd backwards where she takes off the ring, walks back
up the aisle, into the limo and fucks off.


Hahaha
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Posted 17 April 2018 - 09:22 AM

Fucksake! Starts to explain why he watches his wedding dvd backwards where she takes off the ring, walks back
up the aisle, into the limo and fucks off.


Copyright Mike Reid 1979.
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Posted 17 April 2018 - 10:33 AM

Copyright Mike Reid 1979.


They weren’t married then dafty.
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Posted 19 July 2018 - 12:55 PM

3 months and not much going on with the boys . Hope all is well . Xx
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Posted 19 July 2018 - 03:18 PM

Heard PJs wife threw his new bird out their family home and Duncans wife is now pally with the new mrs PJ

Its all go - but just not being reported on here.
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Posted 19 July 2018 - 11:20 PM

If you went from marrying a girl who looks alright in this photo
ant-mcpartlin-lisa-armstrong-crop-150954
 
Only for her to turn out like this.
352912.jpg
 
No wonder you're going to develop a drink and prescription painkiller problem.


HOOOOOOOLLLAAAAAY TESTICLE TUESDAY !!!

Surely not the same mort.

You see guys. This is why one must never, ever, marry......

Here endeth the lesson.
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Posted 19 July 2018 - 11:42 PM

I heard that he took cocaine and hit her.

Edit to add - LEDGE

Edited by Bad_Mobby, 19 July 2018 - 11:42 PM.

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 08:30 AM

HOOOOOOOLLLAAAAAY TESTICLE TUESDAY !!!

Surely not the same mort.

You see guys. This is why one must never, ever, marry......

Here endeth the lesson.

 

 

If you went from marrying a girl who looks alright in this photo

ant-mcpartlin-lisa-armstrong-crop-150954

 

Only for her to turn out like this.

352912.jpg

 

No wonder you're going to develop a drink and prescription painkiller problem.

Know who she reminds me of now that I see this picture again.

Boss Nass of Star Wars fame.

4d231d0ab224fccee48eabec0d68f7f7.jpg


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The Northern Lights of old Aberdeen

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God speed the day when l'm on my way

To my home in Aberdeen!!


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Posted 20 July 2018 - 08:40 AM

Jabba The Hutt all day long!
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Posted 20 July 2018 - 09:52 AM

Lionel Ritchie ^^^ great song
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Posted 20 July 2018 - 11:45 AM

Still can't believe that's the same woman.

Gads.

Fucker looks like my ex boss.. A fat chain smoking fat fucking fuck with an arse like a bull.

If you are reading this everyone hated you and yes i did go to T in the Park that weekend I called in sick when you didn't give me the time off. Rage Against The Machine MOTHERFUUUUCCKKAAAAA.

Watch us wreck the mic!! Psych !!!
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