Sevco Thread

[BWG]

Boss: You can stay here if you like but I'm not going to use you for anything other than cover. I've also heard that another company wants you and will pay quite well.

 

Employee: I'm really settled here but if you're not going to utilise me at all then I guess I'll go to the other place.

 

Boss: Ach he wanted away.

 

I certainly know who comes off as the lying cunt in that completely hypothetical scenario.

[Reliablesource]

I talk shite you say?

 

Aye.

32,995 posts of absolute shite. Lol

 

Plenty of folks have healthy post counts and some times you read what they post and generally agree or you might think that it's a load of shite... with you however, it's definitely quantity over substance.

 

 

 

Stick to posting pictures, let's see your skirting boards.

[shooftahmooftah]

Now we have the referee at the hibs Rangers game phoning up Gerrard and apologising for missing a foul that led to hibs goal. They all must be in the masons or Jesuit priests or Mafia all the same secret club.

[AllyDon]

Rooney's wee boys are Lego fans. Much easier getting to the Discovery Centre from Salford than it is from Aberdeen.

 

They like Scott Brown?? Strange

[DD1903]

that is why we let him go eh because he was banging in the goals

 

why did we take him back then

I'll ask derek and let you know

[aberdeen1970]

To be fair 8 goals in half a season at Kilmarnock as a second striker is a decent return these days

[tightbreeks]

I see alhun mcgregor has ditched Scotland, again. Ah diddums.

 

I hope we qualify for a major tournament when he's still playing. 3 keepers go and he ain't one of them.

[tightbreeks]

I hope the dons lads at every corner just throw in some good chat to put h right off. A

[tightbreeks]

... A bit of cricket style clever sledging so he's trying to work out, are they talking about me. And, then he's picking the ball out the net.

[Ten Caat]

... A bit of cricket style clever sledging so he's trying to work out, are they talking about me. And, then he's picking the ball out the net.

You mean we could get our players to refer to him as "the rapist" and he would be debating in his head which of his team mates they were meaning??

[tightbreeks]

Exactly, huns in particular are not smart cookies, so any obtuse slagging in the box will go down a treat.

[boboisared]

Fa was the bam on here saying Defoe would score loads of goals?

 

He was outpaced by Considine not long after he came off the bench.

 

Finished.

[Just Dandy]

Fa was the bam on here saying Defoe would score loads of goals?

 

He was outpaced by Considine not long after he came off the bench.

 

Finished.

 

Whit ye saying, like?

 

Consi's lightning but.

[Quagmire]

Fa was the bam on here saying Defoe would score loads of goals?

 

He was outpaced by Considine not long after he came off the bench.

 

Finished.

 

Was thinking that during the game. Maybe Parklife? Another massive waste of money for what they're getting. 

[Chewie37]

Whit ye saying, like?

Consi's lightning but.

The RedTV lads said something along the lines of Considine being quick in the Celtic match........a moment of mirth

[BWG]

Fa was the bam on here saying Defoe would score loads of goals?

He was outpaced by Considine not long after he came off the bench.

Finished.

Think that was big fuckwit logan was it nae?

[NEM]

Fa was the bam on here saying Defoe would score loads of goals?

 

He was outpaced by Considine not long after he came off the bench.

 

Finished.

@mongotime

[NEM]

Best thing is they’ve got the useless has been for next season as well, costing them tens of thousands per week

[strachanmcgheegoal]

I take it Kevin Clancy and Stephen Maclean (was he Saturday?) join Willie Collum on the banned list.

[aberdeen1970]

Feels even sweeter this morning.

 

It's great to wake up the day after spanking the huns on their own patch

[aberdeen1970]

Gerrard trying to look magnanimous in that interview.

 

Couldn't really do anything else after moaning about the pitch in the last game and saying he'd have a better, bigger pitch in the replay.

 

Cunt

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Some gold from the hun forum, post last night:

 

- we (afc) have a "bang average (at best)" group of players and are the worst aberdeen side since the 1990s, despite just having beat them 3 times in 1 season for the 1st time ever.  However, in another thread, they want to sign Lewis, McKenna, Shinnie and Ferguson.

 

- they are going to sell morelos and tavernier for a combined total of £25m and use that money to revitalise the squad via buying 5 x £5m players

 

 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Fa was the bam on here saying Defoe would score loads of goals?

Was thinking that during the game. Maybe Parklife?

 

Wouldn't surprise me.

 

The Duke of Edinburgh would give Defoe a run for his money.

[boboisared]

Some gold from the hun forum, post last night:

 

- we (afc) have a "bang average (at best)" group of players and are the worst aberdeen side since the 1990s, despite just having beat them 3 times in 1 season for the 1st time ever. However, in another thread, they want to sign Lewis, McKenna, Shinnie and Ferguson.

 

- they are going to sell morelos and tavernier for a combined total of £25m and use that money to revitalise the squad via buying 5 x £5m players

 

There was one thread titled something like "when will we next win a trophie?"

 

First reply "it's been so long we can't even spell trophy anymore".

[Parklife]

Was thinking that during the game. Maybe Parklife? Another massive waste of money for what they're getting.

Certainly was not. I said he was washed up and would be an expensive failure.

 

Wrong man.

[RUL]

There was one thread titled something like "when will we next win a trophie?"

 

First reply "it's been so long we can't even spell trophy anymore".

At least they've developed a good sense of humour whilst in the lower leagues.

[Parklife]

 

Wouldn't surprise me.

 

The Duke of Edinburgh would give Defoe a run for his money.

Wrong, dipshit.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Some gold from the hun forum, post last night:

 

- we (afc) have a "bang average (at best)" group of players and are the worst aberdeen side since the 1990s, despite just having beat them 3 times in 1 season for the 1st time ever. However, in another thread, they want to sign Lewis, McKenna, Shinnie and Ferguson.

 

- they are going to sell morelos and tavernier for a combined total of £25m and use that money to revitalise the squad via buying 5 x £5m players

 

My work hun tells me they’re going to sign 11 Uber cunts in the summer including Ferguson, McKenna and Shinnie and fight fire with fire and we’ll all be very very sorry.

 

I fear he’s not taking defeat well.

[Zeus]

Fa was the bam on here saying Defoe would score loads of goals?

He was outpaced by Considine not long after he came off the bench.

Finished.

Big Hat Logan.

 

Think he's a hun tbh

[boboisared]

Certainly was not. I said he was washed up and would be an expensive failure.

 

Wrong man.

Aye, BWG was right. It was the Logan boy.