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#7441 OFFLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted 28 May 2020 - 09:51 PM

You should have taken a picture of him. I'd have tracked him down and put a glass through his throat, it's what I'd do for any sultan.


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#7442 OFFLINE   maryhilldon

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Posted 28 May 2020 - 09:53 PM



My cats have been sneezing a lot these days and I've been feeling a bit shite myself.


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#7443 OFFLINE   daytripping

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Posted 28 May 2020 - 09:59 PM

Ledge.

 

I'm not even joking, I'm really good at tracking people down, got it from watching Liam Neeson movies.

 

Enough Internet for me today, going to go to bed and watch The Blair Witch project, only saw it once when it came out, hardly recall it, was pissed. Night folks.


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#7444 OFFLINE   perthshirered

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Posted 28 May 2020 - 10:22 PM

No doubt it has accelerated it for some people?

Maybe, I will concede that

But how many?

So all of a sudden, we are 4 months on from the first official case and at 37k deaths, less than the flu from 2015 (which has a vaccine)

NOW, all of a sudden, even the 37k deaths isnt accurate, because that's just people who died with it in their system

Its anything between 0 and 37k that died because of it
Over 4 months
Less than the flu in 2015
And ultimately, 0.05% of the population


If you think there are only 37k deaths in the UK then you are dumber than I thought.
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Posted 29 May 2020 - 05:22 AM



I agree with you frankie, people dying with covid doesn't mean they died of it, see the cruise link I put up earlier that proves it can be rife but not symptomatic, hospitals will be like that. Every death will have covid on the birth certificate, even if that person was on their last legs with cancer. Some can't seem to get that point.

 

Under what section? Name? Place of birth? 

 

 


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Posted 29 May 2020 - 05:26 AM

Tonight’s was the last one apparently

 

According to the "organiser"

 

Da fuck? Is a social media post suggesting replicating what is already been done in other countries like Italy make you an "organiser" now?  I'd be willing to bet that 99% of people clapping couldn't name the "organiser".  The dafties out banging their pots and such like aren't going to stop because Annemarie Plas (say that name get my avatar reaction) ain't going to anymore.


Edited by Foster14, 29 May 2020 - 05:28 AM.

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#7447 OFFLINE   alscotoz

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Posted 29 May 2020 - 05:45 AM

At least I don't have to ask what a gammon is now.
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Posted 29 May 2020 - 05:48 AM

At least I don't have to ask what a gammon is now.

 

haha!  I just read this whole argument and was laughing at the same thing!  A very Parklife-style insult!


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Posted 29 May 2020 - 06:13 AM

If you think there are only 37k deaths in the UK then you are dumber than I thought.

 

He doesn't believe anything else but believes that. 


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Posted 29 May 2020 - 06:23 AM

Cheers cockers, got a nice stack of all the vitamins I need and other supplements I take lined up and been necking them as well as eating better.

 

 

Synthetic shite - most likely just piss them straight back out.  Get all the vitamins you need from fresh fruit and veg and getting oot in the sun  :laughing:


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Posted 29 May 2020 - 06:24 AM

Under what section? Name? Place of birth? 

 

 

:laughing: 


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Posted 29 May 2020 - 12:00 PM

Still pissing myself laughing at the conference today despite getting shit about not taking it seriously.

So the advice is don’t be a complete spastic etc but specifically stated that you shouldn’t take up canoeing for the first time.

Who the fuck is not going to be not going for cans, pumping some bird but thinking of the first thing I am going to do is take up canoeing.
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Posted 29 May 2020 - 12:02 PM

FTH

Edited by Fridge, 29 May 2020 - 12:02 PM.

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Posted 29 May 2020 - 12:02 PM

Still pissing myself laughing at the conference today despite getting shit about not taking it seriously.
So the advice is don’t be a complete spastic etc but specifically stated that you shouldn’t take up canoeing for the first time.
Who the fuck is not going to be not going for cans, pumping some bird but thinking of the first thing I am going to do is take up canoeing.


John Darwin for a start.
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#7455 ONLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 29 May 2020 - 07:04 PM

On lockdown - Reinildo Carneiro, a construction worker, donned a puppy-print mask and popped into a bar in Paraisópolis for a game of snooker. “You’re more vulnerable if you get depressed from staying at home,” he says. Beer kills the virus, he read on WhatsApp.

L
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Is he a distant cousin of any of you boys? @daytripping
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Posted 29 May 2020 - 07:36 PM

Gardens are jumping down my way. Tunes pumping, loads of hot tubs, Bairns all running about having a craic. Thank fuck all that nonsense is over, just need the pubs open and we're golden
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#7457 ONLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 29 May 2020 - 07:46 PM

Gardens are jumping down my way. Tunes pumping, loads of hot tubs, Bairns all running about having a craic. Thank fuck all that nonsense is over, just need the pubs open and we're golden



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#7458 OFFLINE   The Cockney Don

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Posted 29 May 2020 - 09:02 PM

Seems a good lad does Chancellor Rishi.

Not made a cock-up YET.


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#7459 OFFLINE   muttonhumper

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Posted 30 May 2020 - 02:14 PM

I just googled it, turns out it's a RACIST insult!! ffs Parkie, I'm really surprised you of all people would throw RACIST insults about. @mods

 

Gammon is a pejorative popularised in British political culture since around 2012. In 2018, it became particularly known as a term to describe middle-aged white men, either on the political right or who supported Brexit.[1][2] The term refers in particular to the colour of such a person's flushed face, especially when expressing their strong opinions, as compared to the type of pork of the same name.[1][3] There has been considerable debate over whether the term is racist. A judge made a ruling in 2019 that it was.[4][5][6][7][8] ,

 

Judge clearly a fuckwit detached from reality then, as many are.

 

I see it much like calling a Rangers fan a "hun" which has no bigoted meaning but the Huns whinged so much, nil by mouth decided it was sectarian. They done so mainly to help give them someone to finger point at and detract from their own sectarianism.

Gammons have done the same with gammon. Gammon isn't a skin colour, it's a state of mind (which is characterised by your typical middle aged, white, racist, little Englander).

 

Correct.
Hun "sectarian". :hysterical: 

Fucking wet wipe snowflake cunts. 

 

 

I'm personally delighted they had the champagne ready by his death bed for the inevitable celebration.

NINTCHDBPICT000496684548.jpg

 

Marvellous pic.
Had he lost his arms by this time, or having a sly tug to distribute the very last dreeps o' his cock porridge before popping his clogs?
 

 

Sounds a far better option than the current clapping.

It's a bit tired now.

 

It was tired from day one.
 

 

Thank fuck for the end of this idiotic virtue signalling.

 

Correct.
Fucking simpletons.


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Posted Yesterday, 04:56 AM

Cock porridge

Funny
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Posted Yesterday, 02:25 PM

Watching some shite on tv. Advert asking me to donate money to Injured donkeys.

That is not my top priority at the moment.
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Posted Yesterday, 02:33 PM

Watching some shite on tv. Advert asking me to donate money to Injured donkeys.

That is not my top priority at the moment.

 

Can someone not just tell the donkeys to be a bit more fucking careful?

 

That shouldn't cost anything. 

 

Sounds like a scam. 


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#7463 ONLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted Yesterday, 02:39 PM

Watching some shite on tv. Advert asking me to donate money to Injured donkeys.

That is not my top priority at the moment.


Selfish cunt.
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#7464 OFFLINE   aberdeen1970

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Posted Yesterday, 03:17 PM

Watching some shite on tv. Advert asking me to donate money to Injured donkeys.

That is not my top priority at the moment.


Careful there. You're getting scammed into buying an Ibrox season ticket
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