Pet Hates

[BrianFaePerth]

Turkey LOL

Not had that in easy 20 years

[Redforever86]

15 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Turkey LOL

Not had that in easy 20 years

Fuck off Poundland pool man.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

55 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Turkey LOL

Not had that in easy 20 years

“We always eat Kangaroo out here...

 

 

 

 

 

... at the Roo’s Leap in Montrose” ? 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

“We always eat Kangaroo out here...

 

 

 

 

 

... at the Roo’s Leap in Montrose” ? 

Evening jimmy, nah can’t beat a good curry at Christmas. It’s what Jesus wanted.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

Whats your beef with turkey Bri you wee arsehole?

Terrific it is

Poor mans chicken

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

20 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Evening jimmy, nah can’t beat a good curry at Christmas. It’s what Jesus wanted.

Canna argue there...Boxing Day though maybe.

[The Buzzard]

38 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

“We always eat Kangaroo out here...

 

 

 

 

 

... at the Roo’s Leap in Montrose” ? 

Bri heads to Lassiters for Xmas dinner. Usually meets Helen Daniels for a knee trembler in the toilets before dessert with Bouncer licking his hoop as he gives her one. 

[redstrummer]

On 12/16/2020 at 9:12 AM, Clydeside_Sheep said:

True, but my missus has started making this (see link), where the dish itself forms little wells for eggs to poach in - so its easy in this case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakshouka

Recommended, its absolutely delicious.  Good for any meal, inc breakfast.

I'll give that a go 

[dervish]

Sorry are we introducing poached eggs into a thread of hate?

 

Mine is a danger sign. "Mental Health First Aider" in the email signature.

 

Always a shattered borderline employable toxic mess. Septic actually with a dose of overtalk.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Idris Elba singing 12 days of bastard Christmas every fucking ad break.  Fuck off Idris.

[BrianFaePerth]

Racist. People are taking the knee to fight the likes of you

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Idris Elba singing 12 days of bastard Christmas every fucking ad break.  Fuck off Idris.

Something really irritating about him.  That Covid warning vlog he did at the start of the first lockdown, with his burd looking really concerned in the background, was toe curling. 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

2 hours ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Idris Elba singing 12 days of bastard Christmas every fucking ad break.  Fuck off Idris.

Just ANY Christmas ad in general. 

[Guest milne_afc]

2 hours ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Idris Elba singing 12 days of bastard Christmas every fucking ad break.  Fuck off Idris.

+1

i despise that ad campaign and him.

[Simply Red]

Woman in her 30s on the bbc news there at euston station trying to get to manchester “just terrified that im going to spend xmas alone”

lol what a cunt

Another women “its my kids first xmas and he wont get to see his grandparents, its just totally ruined”

lol what a cunt

[Don Fonte]

Checkout operators who demand to know how many bags you require before they start scanning your shopping.

I don't fucking know you silly tart, I've a packed conveyor belt of various groceries and booze. Just keep handing them over until not needed anymore.

[Guest milne_afc]

Just remembered during the first lockdown when people were virtue signalling by insisting checkout operators were deserving of better pay ?

Dinna think so lol

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Just remembered during the first lockdown when people were virtue signalling by insisting checkout operators were deserving of better pay ?

Dinna think so lol

Heroes of lockdown indeed.

[Ke1t]

2 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Heroes of lockdown indeed.

Like I said last night, we're ALL heroes. 

I'd to wait about 2 hours for my food to arrive... and it's safe to say I was getting a bit hungry by the time it arrived. 

Still, we soldier on. 

[BrianFaePerth]

6 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Like I said last night, we're ALL heroes. 

I'd to wait about 2 hours for my food to arrive... and it's safe to say I was getting a bit hungry by the time it arrived. 

Still, we soldier on. 

Mummy’s little soldier^^

[For Fecks Sake]

Whenever I am waiting on a DHL package and receive the obligatory "Package to be delivered today before End of Day" text message, never once have I received it before usually circa 8pm at night. Lazy bastards!

[For Fecks Sake]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

Logistics and distribution not your bag?

If it comes when they said it would, why are they lazy for you living somewhere towards the end of their planned route?

Why are you at the centre, not just of your universe but of theirs?

Morning RS, Morning Pal!

Meet you in Shamrock and Thistle for a coffee later to discuss the finer points of "Logistics and Distribution" aye?

[For Fecks Sake]

3 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Is it open? Sounds like a plan. Only it isn't.

You never critiqued my Sherry cask Balvenie?

It was open when I went past this morning but I headed to the Old Pier - check out my photo in the fit ye doing thread.

Never read your post (who has time to read ALL posts anyway) about the Balvenie Sherry Cask but will take a look - was it the 17 year old Sherry Cask or a 15 year old Single barrel?  The 17 year old goes for ridiculous prices now if so.

[For Fecks Sake]

Hmm not received a notification - was this yesterday?  Send me over the link if you can be arsed.

It has never crossed my mind to come on here eager for people to canvasses me for my opinions.  Happily give them out as and when requested but I suppose if I craved attention I would start a thread about betting or something similar using my own name in the thread title but that would be seen as a tad desperate I reckon.

Just now, rocket_scientist said:

I also thought that you said "life is too short" and that like the rest of us, you buy it to drink, not to speculate and accumulate with?

Your recent talk about the price of everything and the value of nothing suggests you're a collector?

Correct - I both collect and drink.  Collect as it's proven to be a decent investment and drink it because I love it. 

[manboobs109]

Fuck getting a beer in a fucking benders goblet. Spanish cunts. 

[Henry]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Fuck getting a beer in a fucking benders goblet. Spanish cunts. 

Must be about a quarter pint too 

[Fridge]

On the bag thing supermarkets  it does piss me off, but you probably to get wanks that take 15 bags in their pocket  to save cash and would moan and say I didn’t ask for a bag.

[maryhilldon]

24 minutes ago, Fridge said:

On the bag thing supermarkets  it does piss me off, but you probably to get wanks that take 15 bags in their pocket  to save cash and would moan and say I didn’t ask for a bag.

They ask if you want a bag before giving you one though. More annoying when they start firing your stuff through the scanner without asking if you need a bag. 

[Zeus]

Teachers unions - absolute slugs 

[Studebaker-90]

Teachers are lazy arseholes